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The doctor leans down, wraps their arm around
When they open their mouth out comes Wondrous sound
“It’s nowhere new, silly, it is where you are!
You needed a break from the glum and sub-par
In the back of your room, in the back of your head
In the pages of fantasy books that you read
The world is so cluttered with sadness and waste
And it grinds ‘til your brain is a soft mushy paste
So when you need it happy, to get your hands clapping
When you need some presents in neon pink wrapping
You just close your eyes, you think of balloons
You think of big bubbly, kind squishy goons

博士弯下腰,搂住了你
他们张开嘴巴时,发出了奇妙的声音
“哪里都没去,傻瓜,这就是你所在的地方!
别去想那些郁闷事与分数线
在你的房间后,在你的脑后
在你读的奇幻书的页面里
世界充斥着悲伤和徒劳
它会研磨你的大脑直至浆糊
所以当你需要开心时,就拍拍手
当你需要一些粉彩包装的礼物时,
你只是闭上了眼睛,想到了气球
想到了大泡泡,和亲切的Goon减压玩具

“When your world is down and you’re needing escape,
Know in your head is a Wonderful place”

"当你的世界崩塌,需要逃跑时,
要知道你的大脑就是绝佳的场所"




欢迎来到wondertainment博士中心页!

什么是wondertainment博士?


Wondertainment是一个异常/有魔法的儿童玩具制造商。

Wondertainment在站点的历史中早有记载,最早可追溯到系列I的神奇折纸。从那时开始,它就遵循着几条非常关键的思路不断发展着:

  • Wondertainment是资本运作的。
  • Wondertainment制作儿童玩具。
  • Wondertainment孩子气又贪玩。
  • 上述几个要点是否只是伪装仍需讨论

Wondertainment博士也许是公司,也许是个人,也许是一个运营着公司的个人。然而,最重要的却是,Wondertainment博士有不可思议的能力,并造了玩具。就算这些玩具实际上并不安全,或者远超一个儿童所能想像的(或者想要的),Wondertainment本质上还是在制造玩具。从暖心友善的真心可怕的再到太过引入歧途的都可以说明这一点。但由他们在这个世界的意图/掌控,他们被认为与儿童和儿童似的行为无可置辩地紧密相关。

所以,怎么写一篇Wondertainment博士呢?好吧,相信我,我知道这听起来有些蠢,但是…玩的高兴就好。是的,你应该高兴地写东西,因为重点是什么来着?但这才是Wondertainment的特征,我相信去写好它最主要的方法不是去担心逻辑。如果你要去写一篇Wondertainment玩具,它应该真它妈的有趣。让你的读者想要那个玩具。如果你要去写一篇故事,让它放飞自我。放一大堆狗屎进去。设置一位指挥糖果的独裁者。甚至当要写些黑暗的东西时,把它伪装在欢乐后面

当搞怪的念头向错误的方向发展,它仍然搞怪。而且Wondertainment博士的核心100%就是搞怪。那就是Wondertainment的全部。如果你是有抱负的Wondertainment博士作者,你的主要工作就是去疯狂吧,孩子


-童话故事-


标题 作者 译者或搬运者
1 Jack IkeJack Ike RavenfieldRavenfield
10. 任務先生 Dr GeraldDr Gerald Letitia213Letitia213
1. 無頭先生 Salman CorbetteSalman Corbette Letitia213Letitia213
11. 羽毛先生 Sophia LightSophia Light Letitia213Letitia213
12. 歡樂先生 Alias PseudonymAlias Pseudonym Letitia213Letitia213
13. 紫色先生 (account deleted) Letitia213Letitia213
14. 黃銅先生 GrandEnderGrandEnder Letitia213Letitia213
15. 甜心小姐 thedeadlymoosethedeadlymoose Letitia213Letitia213
16. 魚先生 DexanoteDexanote Letitia213Letitia213
2. 叮噹先生 Dr GearsDr Gears Letitia213Letitia213
3. 金錢先生 TanhonyTanhony Letitia213Letitia213
4. 謊言先生 Salman CorbetteSalman Corbette Letitia213Letitia213
5. 憤怒先生 thedeadlymoosethedeadlymoose Letitia213Letitia213
6. 條紋先生 TroyLTroyL Letitia213Letitia213
7. ███████████先生 DrEverettMannDrEverettMann Letitia213Letitia213
8. 月亮先生 AnaxagorasAnaxagoras Letitia213Letitia213
9. 笨拙先生 TanhonyTanhony Letitia213Letitia213
A Fancy Dinosaur TwistedGearsTwistedGears [N/A]
换人啦工厂 TwistedGearsTwistedGears LonelySputnikLonelySputnik
资本主义大冒险中心页 DjoricDjoric lingai10010lingai10010
And I Think To Myself... DarkStuffDarkStuff [N/A]
...And I'm the Star! DarkStuffDarkStuff [N/A]
逗比女总裁的冰山助理 DjoricDjoric M ElementM Element
Back in Habit DarkStuffDarkStuff [N/A]
Be Strange or Be Forgotten DarkStuffDarkStuff [N/A]
City of Wonder™ DrChandraDrChandra [N/A]
换装 TheGlyphstoneTheGlyphstone Airalin_KnowledgeAiralin_Knowledge
CryogenChaos' Comment Tales CryogenChaosCryogenChaos [N/A]
‘爸爸’你太晚了 SoullessSingularitySoullessSingularity Letitia213Letitia213
Dark与不安 DrChandraDrChandra qjfoidnhqjfoidnh
Deceptive Cadence DarkStuffDarkStuff [N/A]
Do They Know It's Christmas Time At All? Elogee FishTruckElogee FishTruck [N/A]
Empire of Dirt (Part 1) DjoricDjoric [N/A]
Empire Of Dirt (Part 3) DjoricDjoric [N/A]
空空的无名墓穴 RandominiRandomini ChrictonChricton
結局 Salman CorbetteSalman Corbette Letitia213Letitia213
後記 AnaxagorasAnaxagoras Letitia213Letitia213
Everything Will Be Okay DarkStuffDarkStuff [N/A]
Ex Nihilo Nihil MaliceAforethoughtMaliceAforethought [N/A]
Family Business RiemannRiemann [N/A]
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Act III: Industrial Sabotage DrChandraDrChandra [N/A]
Fuller & The Factory Funtime Facility, Finale: Industrial Accidents DrChandraDrChandra [N/A]
Holding an Umbrella but the Sun's Still Shining DarkStuffDarkStuff [N/A]
Holding On Jack IkeJack Ike [N/A]
I Am Wonderful Captain KirbyCaptain Kirby [N/A]
I Don't Get It, I Functioned Before DarkStuffDarkStuff [N/A]
Innocence RogetRoget [N/A]
插曲:特别的信 DrewbearDrewbear LeoOverheatLeoOverheat
插曲:一份摘要 DrewbearDrewbear fengyueyingxiafengyueyingxia
番外篇 1 Salman CorbetteSalman Corbette Letitia213Letitia213
番外篇 2 Salman CorbetteSalman Corbette Letitia213Letitia213
相关组织面试 MrWrongMrWrong M ElementM Element
Life's a Show DarkStuffDarkStuff [N/A]
Memory Of Days Long Past DjoricDjoric [N/A]
繼承人小姐 Dr ReachDr Reach Letitia213Letitia213
使命宣言 DarkStuffDarkStuff WuzWuzFreedom KooFreedom Koo
愚人博物館 RogetRoget Letitia213Letitia213
Nobody Wants To See You Succeed GibberingEloquenceGibberingEloquence [N/A]
無人業務 BaronjoeBaronjoe feitagfeitag
Old Business MaliceAforethoughtMaliceAforethought [N/A]
Pepper's Lament DarkStuffDarkStuff [N/A]
Pilot zaratustrazaratustra [N/A]
合体协议 Von PincierVon Pincier MScarletMScarlet
平静的日子 DmatixDmatix Letitia213Letitia213
SCPoems A Fat GhostA Fat Ghost [N/A]
SCP-REDD TwistedGearsTwistedGears LonelySputnikLonelySputnik
Seven Days With Mr. Fish Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini [N/A]
Sometimes the Best Intentions are in Need of Redemption DarkStuffDarkStuff [N/A]
Souls & Somas DarkStuffDarkStuff [N/A]
奇迹的火花 KnightKnightKnightKnight Rye TravisRye Travis
海上发生的怪事 Agent MacLeodAgent MacLeod SraoshaSraosha
对一次移情的怜悯 azzlefluxazzleflux Airalin_KnowledgeAiralin_Knowledge
The Good Captain Pt. 1: The Colourful Doctor BuntonBunton [N/A]
The Real Adventures in Capitalism DjoricDjoric [N/A]
The Stranger and the Secretary CryogenChaosCryogenChaos [N/A]
The Super-Cool Road Trip Adventure DjoricDjoric [N/A]
The Tinkerer weizhongweizhong [N/A]
玩具商与博士 RandominiRandomini Letitia213Letitia213
计时 RogetRoget Airalin_KnowledgeAiralin_Knowledge
To Think I've Spent My Whole Life Waiting DarkStuffDarkStuff [N/A]
Total Recall Salman CorbetteSalman Corbette [N/A]
透明人 RogetRoget Airalin_KnowledgeAiralin_Knowledge
Unshelved IhpIhp [N/A]
We Just Make Toys DarkStuffDarkStuff [N/A]
What Did I Come Down Here For? GaffseyGaffsey [N/A]
是的 RandominiRandomini ChrictonChricton
You Can't Win Them All DarkStuffDarkStuff [N/A]
玩具的來源 Um4vm06Um4vm06 [N/A]
被告席上的Wondertainment® EyelessKay Um4vm06Um4vm06
小小少年 WaterlooperWaterlooper [N/A]

-章节小说-


标题 作者 译者或搬运者
Cool之战 RandominiRandomini Letitia213Letitia213
收藏家先生的故事集 Salman CorbetteSalman Corbette Letitia213Letitia213
资本主义大冒险中心页 DjoricDjoric lingai10010lingai10010
Vend-a-Friend Hub DarkStuffDarkStuff [N/A]

-玩具们-


标题 作者 译者或搬运者
Jim North的提案 Jim NorthJim North W AsrielW Asriel
SCP-009-J DrBerggrenDrBerggren Letitia213Letitia213
SCP-097-JP grejumgrejum Mint chocolateMint chocolate
SCP-1007 Doctor FlibbleDoctor Flibble Letitia213Letitia213
SCP-1068 Boulder SmolderBoulder Smolder M ElementM Element
SCP-1079 BunsBuns M ElementM Element
SCP-1103 VAElynxVAElynx Letitia213Letitia213
SCP-111 Adam HendersonAdam Henderson Letitia213Letitia213
SCP-1194 BuntonBunton M ElementM Element
SCP-1224 DrewbearDrewbear M ElementM Element
SCP-1373 minminminmin M ElementM Element
SCP-1508 RogetRoget Blue BuendiaBlue Buendia
SCP-1544 MagikYetiMagikYeti MScarletMScarlet
SCP-1550 Adam HendersonAdam Henderson M ElementM Element
SCP-1553 FortuneFavorsBoldFortuneFavorsBold M ElementM Element
SCP-1564 Communism will winCommunism will win A14192A14192
SCP-1642 Salman CorbetteSalman Corbette M ElementM Element
SCP-1696 eric_heric_h M ElementM Element
SCP-1799 RogetRoget Letitia213Letitia213
SCP-1842 weizhongweizhong M ElementM Element
SCP-1908 RogetRoget Letitia213Letitia213
SCP-1916 SmaptiSmapti M ElementM Element
SCP-1938 RogetRoget M ElementM Element
SCP-1997 Ink AsylumInk Asylum M ElementM Element
SCP-2057 AdeliaSemiforeAdeliaSemifore Blue BuendiaBlue Buendia
SCP-2148 TwistedGearsTwistedGears Letitia213Letitia213
SCP-2201 weizhongweizhong M ElementM Element
SCP-2228 LordMetaltonLordMetalton IDKlislyIDKlisly
SCP-2284 TwistedGearsTwistedGears Letitia213Letitia213
SCP-2287 VoctVoct M ElementM Element
SCP-2356 Dr RignarosDr RignarosZynZyn [[* user miumeat]]
SCP-2396 kinchtheknifebladekinchtheknifeblade M ElementM Element
SCP-2428 TwistedGearsTwistedGears Letitia213Letitia213
SCP-2445 djkaktusdjkaktus MScarletMScarlet
SCP-2514 mlistermlister [N/A]
SCP-2757 shades2538shades2538 [N/A]
SCP-2795 deku_linkdeku_link [N/A]
SCP-2855 TyGentlyTyGently M ElementM Element
SCP-2923 ShaggydredlocksShaggydredlocks ocsidocsid
SCP-2933 djkaktusdjkaktus Letitia213Letitia213
SCP-2983 Uncle NicoliniUncle Nicolini miumeatmiumeat
SCP-2991 Dr HysteriaDr Hysteria Flea_ZER0Flea_ZER0
SCP-3147 Jim NorthJim North [N/A]
SCP-3301 djkaktusdjkaktus M ElementM Element
SCP-3537 DrampsDramps [N/A]
SCP-3551 BaronjoeBaronjoe [N/A]
SCP-3585 surbet11surbet11 [N/A]
SCP-3938 BaronjoeBaronjoe [N/A]
SCP-3992 PentonPenton whospacewhospace
SCP-4110 AnorrackAnorrack [N/A]
SCP-4225 KothardarastrixKothardarastrix [N/A]
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SCP-4890 BaronjoeBaronjoe bboombboom
SCP-4949 Gabriel JadeGabriel Jade ashausesallashausesall
SCP-527 djkaktusdjkaktus Letitia213Letitia213
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SCP-591 LurkDLurkD GreensonGreenson
SCP-609 SilberescherSilberescher Letitia213Letitia213
SCP-629 RogetRoget Letitia213Letitia213
SCP-644 TyGentlyTyGently Letitia213Letitia213
SCP-846 TanhonyTanhony Letitia213Letitia213
SCP-905 Salman CorbetteSalman Corbette Letitia213Letitia213
SCP-909 Salman CorbetteSalman Corbette Letitia213Letitia213
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SCP-920 Salman CorbetteSalman Corbette Letitia213Letitia213
SCP-949 TanhonyTanhony Letitia213Letitia213
SCP-958 TwistedGearsTwistedGears Letitia213Letitia213
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