Isorropia计划
由于SCP-001循环收容的有效性，最高委员会已批准可以建立二级设施长期控制异常。 Isorropía计划旨在让工作人员对这些项目和现象提出循环收容的建议。提醒工作人员在他们的提案后面加上他们的名字或代号。
| SCP描述 | SCP描述 | 收容方式 | |
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| SCP-035 - 一个模仿喜剧/悲剧戏剧面具的面具，能分泌腐蚀性液体。项目拥有智慧，并且能够控制佩戴着它的人。 | SCP-096 - 一个瘦弱的人形生物，会寻找并杀死任何在非艺术描绘中见过它脸的人。 | SCP-035 覆盖了SCP-096面部的大部分; 未完全覆盖的部分被腐蚀性物质弄得模糊不清。由于SCP-035不断“看到”SCP-096的脸，SCP-096不断试图将其抓下来，使得SCP-035无法将其完全控制。- I. H. Pickman | |
| SCP-3935 - 在印第安纳州救恩镇救恩高中下的一个超时空的非欧几里德空间。异常的对其周围环境造成严重的空间、视听幻觉影响。 | SCP-4012 - 一个类似地球的超维度空间，有明显的偏差。SCP-4012中的事物具有模因效应，对观看者的心理产生巨大影响。 | 在一个短暂的，无限小的时间点，悲伤和遗憾在星光的注视下消失了。你不放手，静谧的疯狂又回归了震耳欲聋的沉默。.这条信息由于潜在的模因混乱而被标记。 - S. Yvonne | |
| SCP-4910 - 掠食性牙科四足动物，具有造成牙齿生长的传染性，对人员造成生殖危害。 | SCP-5648 - 一个被认为是基金会成员的老人。它利用这种模因伪装，袭击人员并霸占他们的牙齿。 | 这对组合被卷入了一个齿链组合中。在SCP-4910的作用下，SCP-5648形成新的口腔时消耗自己。一旦SCP-5648吃掉了自己，它就会从SCP-4910中出来，取出更多的牙齿，并把它们放进他的上托板中。- S D Locke | |
| SCP-718 - 一种由可缠绕的茎推动的大眼睛。它用它的目光注视着活着的主体，造成主体被注视者的妄想症和不适感。一旦被破坏，SCP-718就会爆炸。实体的复制品将从被爆炸产生的液体接触的所有物体中生长出来。 | SCP-689 - 雕刻成骷髅形状的绿色皂石雕像。当未被观察时，它就会消失。以前看过SCP-689的人会突然死亡，SCP-689会重新出现在他们的尸体上。 | SCP-718的实例被放置在木乃伊化的人类尸体上，呈三角形分布在SCP-689周围。每过一段时间，所有SCP-718实例都会同时看向别处，导致SCP-689在SCP-718实例上出现并将其破坏，这将导致额外的SCP-718形成。然后，SCP-718的实例将恢复观察，通过注视迫使SCP-689回到其原始位置。 - 匿名 | |
| SCP-682 - 一只类似巨型蜥蜴的敌对有机实体，能够改变其生理机能以对抗威胁。对生命抱有敌意。 | SCP-001-SWANN - 在我们之上的现实平面上的一系列存在物，他们能够通过写作改变现实的状态。 | 参见Experiment-Log-T-98816-oc108-682 - S D Locke | |
| SCP-2553:由复杂的多司法管辖区纳税申报产生的法人；它通过修改和归档法律文件来获取各种权力，任意扰乱正常秩序。 | SCP-4703: 一家完全合法的杂货店，有多种伤害和妨碍顾客的机制；由于官僚危害导致该业务在概念上合法，因此无法起诉。 | 案件判决书: "SCP-2553 et. al 对 Y. W. T. G. T. S. Y. T." SCP-2553是与被告进行法律诉讼的各子公司的母公司，因此限制了其有效证明其行为“完全合法”的能力。被告在所有案件中都发起了反诉，向SCP-2553提供了“令人满意的质疑量”，这样它就不会违反与基金会先前存在的合同。 - P. H. McPhD. |
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| SCP-2470 - 一类ZK类场景的初始阶段出现的实体或元素。能够擦除“感知”到它的对象、事件和/或概念。 | SCP-3930 - 位于俄罗斯乌辛斯克附近的一个静态空洞。它不存在、或包含符合此状态的任何属性。 | SCP-2470不断尝试“推断”SCP-3930，但由于后者不存在而失败。SCP-3930的感知性能无法稳定响应SCP-2470的感知。因此，两者对现实的影响已大为减弱。 - S. Yvonne | |
| SCP-2700 - 一个装置，当它启动时能逆转熵，实质上使时间改变方向并倒流。 | SCP-5510 - 一个能够改变其主观时间流动的电视遥控器。 | SCP-2700和SCP-5510似乎消除了彼此的影响，导致时间沿熵衰减方向流动，尽管两个器件都激活了。目前尚不清楚这一结果是如何实现的。 - Y. Leiner | |
| SCP-3977 - 各种天然和人工成分（包括果汁和果泥以及人工色素和香料）的混合物，作为“夏威夷之拳”牌饮料在市场销售。大量的混合物异常地发出电视广播信号。尽管其文件将这种异常现象归类为Euclid，但胡椒博士集团最近大幅增加夏威夷潘趣酒产量的举措导致其被重新归类为Keter。 | SCP-5841 - 一种具有逆模因特性的极端敌对的人工智能实体，能够控制附近的电子设备和人类。尽管它的文件目前将这种异常现象归类为Euclid，但对该实体可能通过互联网传播的能力提出的担忧导致它被重新归类为Keter。 | SCP-5841已作为一个工厂和装瓶设施的一个关键元件，专门用于生产SCP-3977。来自SCP-3977内部的持续广播信号压倒了SCP-5841对其组件的控制，并指示其指挥下的所有电子设备和人员致力于夏威夷之拳的生产和销售；相反，由SCP-5841产生的逆模因场防止由SCP-3977产生的任何广播在设施的限制之外被传输。 - T. Y. Umen | |
| SCP-3812 - 一个极为强大的改变现实的不确定形式的实体。 | SCP-2747 - 一种涉及虚构或不存在的媒体的现象，存在于元叙述中。 | 未知-可以看到SCP-3812从事艺术创作活动，有SCP-2747存在的痕迹。当被问及时，它回答“谢谢。我只是在重新找回自我。” - S. Yvonne | |
| SCP-████ - 一个████████████ ███████ ███████ 能够███████ 这个████████ ███████ 来自不同的███████, 包括█████ 以及██████████ ██████。 | SCP-1539 - 一种语义分离区，其中一个对象的语义同一性和物理属性相互分离，并重新分配给该区中邻近的对象。 | SCP-████ ██████ SCP-1539，██████了SCP-1539的████████。但是，在SCP-████ ████████ ████████ SCP-1539之前，SCP-1539将自身重新分配为SCP-████ 反之亦然，SCP-████ 与SCP-1539的语义身份在81秒的周期内相互交换。 - B.S. Rigor | |
| SCP-5074-1 - SCP-5074的后代；一只有能力被动地积累与异常现象有关的知识的黑猩猩。它还具有使它产生的书面或打字信息发出辐射的能力，观察到这种能力在实体承受巨大压力时会自动激活。 | SCP-140 - 一本皮革装订的书，记载了狄瓦帝国的历史和文化。当与适合用作墨水的液体接触时，一些狄瓦历史中的附加事件，与基线现实中的事件相矛盾或不同的事件的内容会自发地出现在书里面。SCP-140中的所有信息后来通过考古发掘被发现是准确的。 | 虽然SCP-5074-1仍然独立存活，但它却痴迷于“完成”SCP-140，只离开公寓购买墨水和食物。尽管SCP-5074的情绪令人担忧，但由它书写的SCP-140内容不会发出辐射。通过考古研究，发现狄瓦帝国在公元136年被一种症状类似于急性辐射综合症的“瘟疫”毁灭；此外，任何被发现还活着的狄瓦人的后代在被发现后一周内就会因辐射中毒而死亡。- T. Y. Umen | |
| SCP-001-KLN - 一个或多个敌对的智慧实体，能控制宇宙所有可观察区域的异常现象。 | SCP-001-SKA - 强烈宇宙风暴的恶性表现，能够在整个宇宙中造成广泛的破坏，目前以地球为目标。 | SCP-001-KLN操纵能量风暴远离自身，在这个过程中保护地球。SCP-001-SKA试图吞噬SCP-001-KLN的卫星行星，削弱其异常效应。 两者陷入僵局，处于不断防御和反击的状态，地球相对不受影响。 - S. Yvonne |
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| SCP-952 - 一种被称为“NP摇滚”的数学摇滚的异常亚型。暴露在其影响下有音乐经验的人将有能力创作SCP-952的作品，但却丧失了创作或欣赏其他形式音乐的能力。 | SCP-2112 - 一种模因现象，迫使有音乐经验的人组成一个乐队。 | SCP-2112导致的对激流乐队的痴迷消除了受影响受试者对再现或聆听SCP-952的兴趣，而SCP-952阻止受试者表演或欣赏激流乐队的音乐。在4到8周不能表演或听“NP摇滚”或激流音乐后，这两种异常现象的影响似乎都消失了。- Lee Roy Carlson | |
| SCP-4444 - 控制美国前副总统阿尔伯特·阿诺德·戈尔的超维度实体。打算成为美国总统，作为全面入侵地球的第一步。戈尔最近表示打算在2024年再次竞选总统。 | SCP-5004-B - 美国前总统唐纳德·特朗普，一个强大的“现实槽”，可以消除附近的异常现象。曾表示有意在2024年竞选连任。 | 在总统辩论中反复接触SCP-5004-B可能会迫使SCP-4444脱离戈尔，返回它的起源地。位于美国各政府机构的基金会资产将被用于阻止SCP-5004-B在2024年选举中获胜。- Lee Roy Carlson | |
| SCP-2030 - 一系列由隐藏的摄像头拍摄的喜剧电视连续剧，描述个人意外地受到的超现实和可怕的情况。该系列节目的主持人SCP-2030-1随后会出现，此时受害者不再表达痛苦，而是用幽默来回应。该系列将自己插入流媒体服务、DVD租赁亭和其他视频媒体供应商。 | SCP-2774-A - 一个穿着树懒服装的人形实体，将自己插入视频媒体中。暴露在实体影响下会使观众变得迟钝和被动，并落入实体的精神控制之下。 | 在██/██/20██, 一个新的SCP-2030集题为“懒惰”播出，“懒惰”描绘了SCP-2774-A和几个人在其影响下乘坐地铁车厢。一名乘客开始融化，但没有人对这一事态发展作出反应。直到受害者完全液化，SCP-2030-1登上了火车。没有受试者对SCP-2030-1的出现有反应。SCP-2030-1表示困惑，直到它注意到SCP-2774-A，它对他大喊“这不公平！你自己演吧！”在离开现场之前，这段插曲突然结束了。所有其他剧集都以黑白形式播出，有相同的演员阵容，并以类似的方式结束。SCP-2774-A不再出现在非SCP-2030媒体中。 - Lee Roy Carlson | |
| SCP-2547 - 由SCP-2547-1领导的一群犬科动物，一只有智能的郊狼，充当巡回传教士，会把小群体当作人质。根据协议，制作描述SCP-2547-1的媒体可以有效地减少SCP-2547事件。 | "SCP-1893," 博士紧张地背诵着，偶尔瞥一眼手表，砰砰的脚步声回响在脆弱的围墙上。”一种实体，它根据自己的“情绪”，以多种方式将文本描述转换为叙述格式，并重复创建同一文本的新迭代 | “把对SCP-2547的描述引入到对SCP-1893的描述中，已经产生了同一文本的几次迭代。”Tank心不在焉地咕哝着，一边看着咖啡杯里的牛奶打旋。在他对面，Quincy打了个哈欠，傍晚的阳光照射到他光亮胸膛的金色皮毛上。 “SCP-1893在散文中产生新的描述的反常现象补充了SCP-2547在叙事创作中被满足的反常现象，创造了一个互惠共存的反馈循环。”Tank一边大口喝完咖啡一边说。 “它既减少了SCP-2547事件的发生次数，又改善了SCP-1893的“情绪”；Quincy带着知性地眨了下眼说：“这些叙述似乎包含了[已编辑]的元素。Tank哼了一声，站起身，并轻轻吻了一下Quincy的额头。 出发时， Tank穿上了Quincy的皮夹克（有点小，但还合适），拿起了一根靠在门口的棒球棒。Tank微笑着，像他所想的那样最先做的。在Tank兴奋的离开之前，Quincy轻轻地敲了敲他的背，然后俯下身来悄悄告诉他。是那个始作俑者。 "- J. Eriksen." |
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| SCP-5000-█ - 一个位于人类神经圈内的不明实体，负责人类的同理心和痛苦的情感，在它成长的过程中用这两种方式来保护它的宿主，整个人类。如果它出现，人类的毁灭将不可避免。 | SCP-5659 - 一个休眠的有暴力倾向的人形生物，希望毁灭全人类，当暴露于负面情绪时，其体积和力量都会增长。 | SCP-5659被唤醒并释放到人类智慧圈，在那里它遇到了SCP-5000-█。 由于第二个实体负责所有人类疼痛和其他被认为是人类的特征，SCP-5659的大小也会相应地增长，这使其与SCP-5000-█发生战斗。 由于两个实体都是不朽的，SCP-5000-█与SCP-5659将永远战斗下去，两者之间的任何一个都没有实现自身目标的机会。 - D. Asheworth | |
| SCP-5050 - 巴伐利亚阿尔卑斯山上的一座塔楼，居住着一个独裁的人工智能系统，它通过有针对性的、催眠性的无线电和电视传输控制着附近的Drachen-Domane镇。它充满野心，傲慢和压迫性，打算成为一个被人类普遍崇拜的对象。 | SCP-3809 - 地球轨道上的一颗通信卫星，居住着一个多情的人工智能，它寻找并迷恋处于权力地位的保守派人士。与目标进行频繁、不间断的电话交谈，并进行高知名度的浪漫和报复行为。 | SCP-3809迷上了SCP-5050，每天都用它无法阻断的传输信号轰炸这座塔。被这些关注所压倒，SCP-5050权威回应要求其停止，反而更加吸引SCP-3809。塔的精神控制广播已经严重中断，它已经失去了对Drachen-Domane的统治权；卫星自从第一次接触到这座塔以来，就再没有转变到一个新的参数。 — H. Blank | |
| SCP-4715 - 一种具有再生能力的具有攻击性的、异常危险的哺乳动物有机体。当意识到附近有暴力意图的生物时，实体的体积会增大，而当附近没有暴力意图时，实体的体积会缩小（在这个过程中释放热量）。 | SCP-3199 - 一种攻击性极强、异常危险的类人生物，不断产生几乎不可摧毁的卵。实例总是至少包含一个未孵化的卵。热暴露会增加卵的孵化率和生长。 | SCP-4715收容在一个有6个现存SCP-3199实例的强化室中。SCP-3199实例攻击SCP-4715，导致其体积增大。SCP-4715快速消灭所有SCP-3199实例，然后返回到较小的大小。缩小所释放的热量会导致死亡实例残骸中的卵孵化，产生新的实例攻击SCP-4715并重新开始循环。 - Lee Roy Carlson | |
| SCP-4985 - 一家公司，其具有类似中世纪欧洲君主制的企业文化和管理结构。 | SCP-4068 - 一种影响大公司员工的模因现象，使他们以公司流行语的形式进行交流，并采取荒谬的公司政策。 | SCP-4068感染者和未感染者之间爆发了内战。未受感染者获胜，然后向所有其他受SCP-4068感染的公司宣战。自那以来，SCP-4985已经成功地发现并阻止了SCP-4068的所有爆发，并且过于专注于这样做，以至于无法与其他公司展开敌对行动。 - Lee Roy Carlson | |
| 实体NaClO - 在观谬维基网站上发现的。居住在恐怖论坛和讨论板上的数字生物。它痴迷于讲述一系列关于一个名叫“Michael Kiler”的精神病患者的故事。由于其故事的低质量和不成熟的特性，它很快成为被社区成员蔑视的对象，并将报复谋杀骚扰它的人。它既叙述了这些罪行，又以进一步的故事形式提供了证据。 | SCP-1715 - 一个侵入在线社区的实体，在向它的朋友索取个人信息之前，会先建立一个小型的社交网络。传递上述信息的个人将很快因各种情况而死亡，此时SCP-1715将假定其身份并重复该过程，直到其离开该社区。 | 实体NaClO在IMDB网页上与用户“Unfriended（2014）”进行简短交流后，开始从一个在线社区到另一个在线社区跟踪SCP-1715。SCP-1715很快就被逐出了它所加入的每个站点，而实体NaClO在试图迫使SCP-1715“听完整故事”时避免了与社区成员的互动。 - S D Locke | |
| SCP-5810 - 根据与其描述相符的有限信息，SCP-5810为： • 以表现出焦虑症特征的人为食的实体，或 • 一种偏执妄想，表现为一个无情地跟踪受害者的掠夺性实体。 |
SCP-5277 - 一个拥有tychekinetic特性.概率操纵的人类男性。任何影响SCP-5277的收容系统的固有缺陷都会被他利用来逃跑，这意味着只有一个完美的瞬时系统才能控制他。 | 虽然SCP-5810的存在处于不确定，但SCP-5277的概率效应迫使其保持不确定性，从而防止其突破安全壳。SCP-5277对SCP-5810存在的感知使他无法离开收容单元，而不是恐惧。 - Lt. Flops, Dir. C. Bold | |
| SCP-4087 - 与许多凶杀案有关的一套刀具。它们从未被用作凶器。 | SCP-4107 - 一系列相同的女性人类尸体，没有谋杀嫌疑犯。所涉及的过程不能用任何术语来描述。 | 你的命是你自己的。 - S. Yvonne | |
| SCP-103 - 曾被认为是人类的实体，会导致所有进入其胃部的食物自动消失，现在已经注意到[数据删除] | SCP-4885 - 一个脸色苍白的人形实体，外表类似于一本受欢迎的儿童读物中的人物。会传送至任何知晓其位置的人体内，并慢慢从他们的嘴里爬出，在大多数情况下会导致对象死亡。 | SCP-4885离开SCP-103的过程不断受到SCP-103内部的[已编辑]的阻碍，而[已编辑]的所有人都忙于试图杀死SCP-4885。应该注意的是，这个循环在未来的失效将导致所有知道其存在的人员的灾难性死亡。 -West D. Rhynn | |
| SCP-040 - 有能力对生物体的生理特征进行改造的人类幼童。受SCP-040影响的生物体将变得对SCP-040极其忠诚，而不管以前的行为如何。 | SCP-4259 - 一种具有蛇形和类人外貌的逆模因、信息危害的实体。 [无法转录]。SCP-4259的逆模因效应对幼儿不起作用。 |  |
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| SCP-4450-Ω - 一个位于SCP-4450-1口袋维度内的一个假定的未知强效个体动力学实体。SCP-4450-Ω 要求基金会增加货币价值，使用奥林匹克级人形机器人作为对SCP-4450-1造成财产损失的强制手段。 | SCP-4333 - 有能力自发地产生一定数量货币的有生命的人类尸体。SCP-4333的享乐主义行为扰乱了世界经济关系。 | SCP-4333被骗说出关键词组进入SCP-4450。类似于SCP-4333在危难中发声的报告在全球范围内出现 - AwareWeb.aic | |
| SCP-040-JP - 一个木屋，用作致命模因危险的载体。受影响的个体会经历强烈的妄想症，并报告经常被一只有扭曲特征的猫注视。 | SCP-3318 - 有感知的猫尸体，能产生一种知觉效果，刺激个体确认他们能“看见”它。当这样做时，离尸体最近的人被猛烈地推向尸体。 | SCP-3318被送回SCP-040-JP，因为木屋内的猫皮毛与SCP-3318的尸体基因匹配。进入木屋的收容人员报告说，他们感到非常满意，能够正确地断言“猫来了”。在任何暴露于这两种异常的受试者中均未观察到持续的模因效应。.你看见我了。我回家了。谢谢 :) - A. Lynch | |
| SCP-大蛋 - 一个不寻常的大的鸟蛋，具有传染性的大语义和感知性。 | SCP-2602 - 一个从前的图书馆，在财产上有不寻常的特征，包括危险区域，但是对于一个年代相仿的图书馆来说是正常的。个体被迫经常提及SCP-2602曾经是图书馆这一事实。 | SCP-大蛋被扔进了大图书馆的中央大厅。尽管这座图书馆仍然很大，而且计划继续成为一座大图书馆，但一名肥胖的裸体男子被发现蜷缩在设施的档案处理坑内尖叫，目前拒绝离开。 - R. Konchalevsky | |
| SCP-5422 - 位于地球近似引力中心的一团无形物体，其中大多数是活着的或死了的人。由于各种不相关的异常源导致人类个体表现为无形性，使这该异常不断地增加。 | SCP-3805 - 位于被认为是地球地质层的核心的孕育的胚胎实体。该实体被动地创造维度裂缝，从中涌现出各种实体，这些实体中和了有可能穿透软流圈下方并破坏SCP-3805的威胁。SCP-3805的任何进一步显著增长预计将导致K级情景，从而导致星球的彻底毁灭。 | 在通过Thaumatural engineering“协调”SCP-3805至SCP-5422时，SCP-5422通过SCP-3805-1实例被驱逐出SCP-3805。在可能导致SCP-5422-1实例形成的任何场景中，都出现了其他SCP-3805-1实例，在异常集团成员成功击退新出现的敌对实体之后，裂谷中的实体以警告标志的形式出现。这在很大程度上阻碍了SCP-5422的改造，SCP-3805-1裂谷持续使用所需的能源基本上阻碍了SCP-3805的增长，尽管SCP-3805-1实例似乎仍然保护SCP-3805免受非无形威胁。- U. Fly | |
| SCP-001-NOTGULL - 一个休眠的类人生物，通过不断地被灌输新的故事来保持睡眠。它的全面苏醒必然构成ZK类“现实崩溃”情景。 | SCP-2020 - 一个高大的人形实体，具有类似于“灰色外星人”的特征，能够进行人类的语言和逻辑思维过程。沉迷于创造一个任何人都会认为好的故事，不断地为一个人创造新的点子。 | 当SCP-2020不断向SCP-001-NGL-2讲述其点子，第二个实体倾听，将其理解为故事。SCP-2020将第二个实体的沉默理解成认可的标志，继续为第二个实体提出新点子。在无限长的时间里，两者都得到了满足。 - D. Asheworth | |
| SCP-001-DJK3 - 与现实结构交织在一起的概念本体论实体。 | SCP-001-EAT - O5议会 | “振作，我们的工作才刚刚开始。” 赞同: 全体 反对: 无 状态 : 通过 - Johnathan Young |
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| SCP-017 - 被阴影状物质覆盖的无特征的人形实体。一旦有影子产生且覆盖于其上时，SCP-017将包住该影子的来源并“吞噬”它；不留下任何东西。 | SCP-1591 - 一个彩色玻璃雕塑，表现为一颗星星的艺术诠释。当SCP-1591放射的光与其他物体长时间接触会使它的亮度增加，并导致物体和个体变得透明和“褪色”，然后完全消失。 | SCP-017被放置在与SCP-1591相同的收容间内。当项目被激活时，SCP-017立即躲开，并迅速用自身物质覆盖收容间内部，遮住光线。实体慢慢地开始收缩到房间的中心，SCP-1591所悬挂处，并开始包围雕塑，固定成它的形状。从SCP-1591发射的光仍然使物体和实体变得透明，但其亮度大大降低，不再使受影响的物体消失。SCP-017永久固定在SCP-1591上；形成温暖的质感，只能用“毛茸茸的表皮”来形容。 - Dr. MacWarren | |
| SCP-1915 - 一个本质促动的类人实体，它改变现实以符合它的理念，即它仍然在被已经不存在的██████公司雇佣。 | SCP-2973-JP - 一个本质促动的类人生物，它的特性只起到劈开一次性筷子的作用。 | 在SCP-2973-JP作为同事介绍给SCP-1915之后，包含这两个异常的设施按照2973-JP的规定运行，两个实体的本质促动特性加强了彼此的信念和遏制。 - Johnathan Young | |
| SCP-2629 - 一个废弃的室内彩弹，内部居住着五个被编号为SCP-2629-A的三级非实体类人实体。如果这些实体在每天的“夺旗”彩弹游戏中没有被击败，他们将在Site-19出现，并继续用彩弹枪向人员和设备喷射。 | SCP-4624 - 一种异常的人形生物，偶尔会出现在Site-19举行的法定员工和安全会议上。SCP-4624将继续将所有与会者拉到一个口袋宇宙里，在那里他们将被迫参加“团队建设活动”，以增强“协同作用”。 | SCP-2629在Site-19的所有活动都被SCP-4624立即停止了。在这些情况下，SCP-4624指控SCP-2629实体，他们进入他的口袋宇宙之前“破坏了协同作用”，以进行未知的活动。在这些事件之后，SCP-2629-A实体已经被注意到总是相对平静和呆板，SCP-4624则表现更为罕见，似乎被彩弹覆盖。 - U. Fly | |
| SCP-5790 - 一种未知的异常，本质上是宗教性质的。不遵循无神论信仰的人对其属性免疫。 | SCP-616 - 一架喷气式飞机，在其附近会产生令人恐惧的感觉，其内部覆盖着恶魔的标记。飞机的紧急门每三十天自动打开一次，形成一个缝隙。必须保证门处于关闭状态并精确计时。 | 在受SCP-5790影响的人员登机和起飞后，SCP-616开始进一步上升，导致机舱失去控制。飞机消失在云层中，夜空中发出一道深红的光芒，然后发出低沉的嗡嗡声，类似小号声，可以听到远处有类似合唱团的扭曲的歌声。紧接着，所有已知的关于SCP-5790的记录信息，包括它自己的文件，连同它的相关图像一起消失了。以前接触过SCP-5790的人不再记得与异常有关的任何东西，但很快他们的行为中表现出严重的焦虑问题，以及对所有亚伯拉罕宗教的厌恶。 - Dr. MacWarren | |
| SCP-5712 - 一转移性模因复合群，以掠夺性的方式吸收思想，并把保留下来的思想团附在自己身上。 | SCP-整数 - 一种仅可使用“正确”语义标识提及的危险综合体。不准确的描述将会导致SCP-整数-数字。 | [数据删除].救命 - Dr. Azalea Moncier | |
| SCP-3862-Σ - 创伤弧菌的两种以前未知且独特的菌株，当它们相互结合时，表现为一种致命的致病性传染病，这种传染病在生物学上被认为是不朽的，并且对所有已知的抗菌疗法都具有耐药性。 | SCP-353 - 一女性人形生物，具有虹吸、储存、改变和分配病毒和细菌的能力。 | SCP-3862-Σ病原体被储存在SCP-353中，所有其他已知的样本被改变为对人类无害。由于SCP-3862-Σ的快速作用特性，SCP-353不能改变自身体内的样本而不出现严重症状。 - Johnathan Young | |
| SCP-001-GRAF - 一个可以改变周围空间结构的超维多态实体。 | SCP-4867 - 以钻石形态存在的不可摧毁的宇宙常量，能够稳定周围的时空。 | SCP-4867已被引入SCP-001-GRAF的收容间，在那里它减轻了SCP-001-GRAF的空间操纵能力。SCP-001-GRAF试图破坏SCP-4867，但由于它是一个普适常数而失败。 - Johnathan Young | |
| SCP-2030 - 一部被称为“欢 笑 整人 秀”的隐藏镜头喜剧电视连续剧，它把参与者从共识现实中绑架出来，把他们置于危险的、通常是不正常的情况下，然后强迫他们在一个自称为“搞笑的麦克笑森”（SCP-2030-1）的实体面前失控地笑。 | SCP-3922 - 一种金属圆筒状物体，当放置在任何电子设备1米范围内时，任何媒体当前正在描绘的虚构故事的叙述会大幅改变，整合实体（SCP-3922-A）的存在会出现，这些实体利用高度先进和异常的武器逮捕或消除任何虚构的人物在任何时候犯下非法行为的叙述，干预的程度和程度取决于叙述的评级和内容。 | 最近的SCP-2030事件完全是SCP-2030-1躲避SCP-3922-A发射的弹道武器，同时不断地嘲笑。任何在SCP-2030出现之前被报告失踪的参与者都已经回到了共识的现实中，并在适当的情况下重新融入社会。 - Theodore A. Mahn | |
| SCP-990 - 一个人类实体，通过梦来提供信息和预测。 | SCP-1230 - 一本不寻常的书，会让一个人在下一次睡眠时打开它进入一个梦幻世界。 | Kalister博士目前已经使用SCP-1230超过一年。Kalister博士仍处于睡眠状态，被注意到含糊不清地说出多个不明姓名、关于未来威胁的信息、SCP-001和SCP██████████. 根据Kalister博士在睡眠中提供的信息，推测SCP-990可能被Kalister博士的梦困住。自这起事件以来，没有任何SCP-990的出现的报道。- Felix O.U. | |
| SCP-5087 - 一个浮雕的六块碎片，能使半径5米范围内所有周围的快子场无效，阻止了半径范围内的时间流逝。 | SCP-136-DE - 一个人类男性，具有异常的停止时间的能力，其第二特性是能够抑制这种对附近物体和进程的影响。 | SCP-136-DE利用它的反常性质来消除SCP-5087的主要效应，并允许在收容室中正常的时间流逝。这将SCP-136-DE疲惫不堪，以防止其逃跑企图。 - Johnathan Young | |
| SCP-2343 - 四级人形现实扭曲者 一个顶点多功能实体。 | SCP-3258 - 一种未知的肌病毒科噬菌体，高45厘米，能产生一个基因相同的自身拷贝，命名为SCP-3258-2，能降低受感染生物体的现实扭曲水平。 | SCP-3258通过SCP-3258-2感染SCP-2343，降低了其休谟水平。SCP-2343周期性地利用其现实扭曲能力来减少其体内SCP-3258-2的数量。 - Johnathan Young | |
| SCP-5647 - 由观察引起的时间单向流动。 | SCP-4121 - 一种时空动力悖论，导致某些物理和概念项目陷入因果停滞循环。 | SCP-5647阻止SCP-4121扩散到其他物理和概念项目，而SCP-4121抑制SCP-5647对某些项目的影响。 - Johnathan Young | |
| SCP-1548 - 太阳表面发生的一系列异常现象，能够在太阳系周围形成一个巨大的能量屏障，显然是为了保护地球免受外星威胁。 | SCP-2399 - 位于木星高层大气中的一个受损的外星飞船，造成了木星大红斑，如果它被完全修复并到达地球，可能造成一个世界末日场景。 | SCP-1548产生的能量场似乎直接干扰了SCP-2399接收到的信号。屏障阵列截获的传出消息表明SCP-2399意识到了这种干扰，并将其主要优先权转移到通过直接接通SCP-1548绕过和/或消除这种干扰。 - Theodore A. Mahn | |
| SCP-2293 - 一种现象，在一个特定区域内的媒体被修改成包括“你知道世界著名的作家斯蒂芬·金被车撞过吗？想想看。” | SCP-4070 - 一种自动驾驶车辆自发地试图向SCP-4070-A行驶，并可能撞击SCP-4070-A的现象（斯蒂芬·金）。 | 在GoI-5869的努力下，SCP-2293成功地“瞄准”了受SCP-4070影响的车辆。这使车辆“相信”它们已经成功，从而导致受影响车辆中的异常活动停止。 - U. Fly | |
| SCP-2557 - Envelope 物流®的财产, 一家帮助客户投资抽象概念的公司。 | SCP-4853(1) - 具有高度信息惯性(3) 的形而上学概念。(4). 事实证明，传播这一概念的努力是非常昂贵的。 | 跟随Envelope 物流® 尝试购买和投资SCP-4853, 导致整个公司都出现了大规模的经济损失。这导致Envelope 物流® 不得不出售一些概念来弥补损失， 包括SCP-2557使收容成为可能。通过Envelope 物流® 公司数据库监视SCP-4853极大地减轻了SCP-4853研究的预算。 - U. Fly | |
| SCP-5890 - 一个伪装成Białystok核电站的空间异常。内部的局部现实依赖于异常内部个体的记忆。它是几个被编号为SCP-5890-1的敌对多态实体的宿主。 | SCP-4830 - 目前影响地球大气层的一种信息性异常。 | 感染SCP-4830的个体被送入SCP-5890内，这破坏了这两种异常现象的稳定，并有助于捕获SCP-5890-1实例。 - Johnathan Young | |
| SCP-2301 - 一个变形的实体，表现为从各种神话和童话故事中出现的怪物的身体和行为特征。 | SCP-5768 - 一个被称为声音接受者的神秘人物，对它的了解会使一小部分4岁到16岁的儿童丧失语言能力。 | SCP-2301被研究人员Murphy成功地骗成了语音窃听器。这一过程导致SCP-2301失去了它以前的所有记忆，使它无法变形。同样，SCP-5768的危险特性也已停止。 | |
| SCP-1609 - 一堆有传送能力的椅子残骸和其他各种材料。这一异常是在全球超自然联盟试图摧毁传送椅子失败后产生的，因此它对认为与他们有关联的人采取极端敌意的行动。 | SCP-2305 - 每周为Euclid和Keter类异常提出无效化建议的一捆美国信纸。这些无效化建议总是详细说明无效化方法的失败，通常适得其反，给基金会和整个世界带来巨大的损失。 | SCP-2305已放置在SCP-1609附近，并已注意到其主要产生与GOC相关的异常有关的无效化报告，无效化作用特别对GOC产生反作用.与SCP-1609有关的文件、其恢复情况以及进一步试图消除SCP-1609的企图已多次被注意到。。 这被认为是自卫的一种形式，因为这些提议已经起到了安抚SCP-1609的作用。为解决未来可能会发生的可避免风险，向GOC提供新生成的SCP-2305文件的提议正在考虑之中。 - U. Fly | |
| SCP-396 - 在地球上以随机间隔交换自己和另一把椅子位置的椅子。 | SCP-396 - 在地球上以随机间隔交换自己和另一把椅子位置的椅子。 | 两把椅子不停地互相移动。由于椅子是相同的，这使得在任何给定的时间都很难区分哪把椅子是哪把椅子，而且区分它们是不可能的。 - U. Fly | |
| SCP-3808 - 位于森林中央离地1.33米的培根芝士汉堡。任何人看到SCP-3808或接触到大量关于它的知识，都会沉迷于证明它在当前位置的存在和存在。 | SCP-4052 - 美国伊利诺伊州三明治镇的一大类人形实体，其头部看起来像未切过的白面包。这些实体声称致力于防止三明治带来的危险，并对存在可以用“三明治”一词来描述的物体做出积极反应。 | 因为培根芝士汉堡是由两片面包之间的物体组成的，所以它可以被称为“三明治”。在SCP-4052得知SCP-3808后，几个SCP-4052实例部署到了SCP-3808的位置，并加固了周围区域，宣布该异常为“三明治时间连续体中的危险撕裂”。所有进一步的调查都得到了一个关于“三明治时间”性质的非常深奥的方程式的介绍，这个方程式完全减弱了SCP-3808的影响，很可能是因为它存在的一个成功证据。- U. Fly | |
| SCP-4010 - 为每一个现实转变和时间变化建立成一个完整的宇宙时间轴的现象，这导致了一个大规模的CK类现实重组场景。 | SCP-0001-IKE - 一自动化生物力学设备，根据叙事输入改写现实，并操纵概率以确保它自身的存在。 | SCP-0001试图实施SCP-4010，但由于其自身的主要影响以及SCP-4010的完成将使SCP-0001停止存在的事实而受挫。 - Johnathan Young | |
| SCP-1950 - 一间两居室的公寓，陷入了一个永久性的4秒时间循环。 | SCP-711 - 一种能够向过去发送信息并从未来接收信息的设备。 | 部分SCP-711已集成到SCP-1950中，确保SCP-711永远不会运行，因此字符串17永远不会发送。由于字符串17从未被发送，基金会的生存和人类的生存得到了保证。 - Johnathan Young | |
| SCP-173 - 粑粑屌像 | SCP-PL-208 - dado的* *止痛膏 | 粑粑屌像的* *不再痛啦，而且也不再森气啦 - dado | |
| SCP-939 - A species of pack predators that begins life as human children and are capable of mimicking the voices of its victims. Instances excrete a chemical compound that acts as both an amnestic and a 'lure' to SCP-939 nests in the wild. | SCP-1076 - Creatures that take the forms of human children and integrate themselves into pre-existing families when they are discovered. Instances emit an effect that causes the parents of the family to focus their attention on it, neglecting the needs of both their other children and themselves in order to provide for it. Children in families are immune to SCP-1076's effects. | Several instances of SCP-1076 have been adopted into families housing SCP-939 instances. While the SCP-1076 instances attempt to control the attention of the parents, this is partly disrupted by the amnestic compound secreted by the SCP-939 instances, leading the parents attention to be variably split between the two. Encounters typically end with the either SCP-939 instance dying of malnutrition or killing the SCP-1076 instance upon mutation. SCP-1076 instances that survive are typically lead to SCP-939 nests, in which they are killed by juvenile SCP-939 instances following massive infighting between SCP-939 parent, who perceive each others as threats to the SCP-1076 instances wellbeing.- U. Fly | |
| SCP-1737 - A male humanoid entity that appears in sporting events as a replacement referee in cases where the regular referee is unable to attend. Manifestations typically result in several players suffering potentially life-threatening injuries before being transformed into hybrid creatures during transportation to the hospital. | REE-1953.Recurring extranormal event - The annual Deer/ICSUT rugby game. Anomalous incidents frequently occur during games as a result of anomalous 'pranks' performed by both the teams and spectators. These pranks occasionally cause wide-scale disruptions in the Three Portlands. | SCP-1737 has been recruited and bound by both Deer college and the ICSUT as the regular referee for the annual rugby game. SCP-1737's usual pattern of behavior has been disrupted as a result, due to the frequent interruptions of games by 'pranks'. Additionally the presence of an anomalous and actively malicious referee has discouraged members of either Deer or ICSUT from preforming pranks of a widespread nature, instead choosing pranks which actively and selectively annoy and confuse SCP-1737. - U. Fly | |
| SCP-6777 - A deific entity that operates as a "Virtual Youtuber". Its influence and physical presence in reality grows with the size of its fanbase. | SCP-5554 - A sapient AI that operates an Instagram account. Other accounts that interact with it become autonomous and write positive comments under its posts. | Both accounts have been moved into an isolated Youtube channel, under the pretense of being hired for a collaborative “Virtual Youtuber” project. The interaction between the two entities has resulted in a mutual improvement in their mental well-being and has largely abated their neurotic behavior. Additionally, SCP-5554-1 instances have been shown to generate new comments for every unique frame in a video or livestream feed, satisfying SCP-6777's need for parasocial attention without exposing it to actual human worship. - A. Lynch | |
| SCP-2941 - A collection of fruits and vegetables that will grow if kept in high morale, necessitating constant demoralization to stop them from growing. Each has a high positive self image. | SCP-735 - A small box capable of vocalization that will relentlessly insult any who touch it though highly offensive and personal statements, often driving those targeted into a rage to try and destroy SCP-735. | SCP-735 is currently kept in the center of a biocontainment chamber with SCP-2941 instances around it. SCP-735 will continuously insult and belittle the instances one at a time, until one or more instances grow above their mandated guidelines, at which point SCP-735 will focus its attention on the growing instances. Because of SCP-735's focus on the SCP-2941 entities, combined with its intense belittlement, SCP-735 has replaced containment of SCP-2941. - A. Krueger | |
| SCP-2137 - A copy of the album "Me Against The World" that generates new songs (SCP-2137-1), sung by a sapient voice identical to Tupac Shakur (SCP-2137-2), which addresses real murders and gives necessary evidence to prosecute the killer. SCP-2137-2 has coerced the Foundation to stop any mentioned murderers. | SCP-2884 - The manifestation of irregularly placed CCTV cameras (SCP-2884-1) in the United Kingdom. If any SCP-2884-1 instance sees an act which they consider "criminal", riot gear armored humanoid entities (SCP-2884-2) will appear near the individual responsible and "punish" them either by assault, harassment or kidnapping. | After being given to an SCP-2884-2 instance, SCP-2137 has replaced SCP-2884-1 instances in detecting criminal acts, as evident by their complete disappearance in the UK, and SCP-2884-2 instances now will only target killers addressed by SCP-2137-2, repeatedly beating them and taking their corpse away. Since SCP-2137-2 now has no need for the Foundation due to its new proxies, no further threats have been received from it. - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-4812-S - A massive subterranean entity that will cause any who view it by any visual means to violently die, even from small hair samples. | SCP-2191 - A temple complex containing hostile humanoids, SCP-2191-1, and worm like creatures, -2, that attack and raid villages for human nutrients to feed to a massive subterranean entity, SCP-2191-3. | SCP-2191 has been relocated to SCP-4812-S’s containment site, where SCP-2191-1 entities will constantly attempt to gather nutrients from 4812-S while occasionally succumbing to its effects. Recently, SCP-2191-3 appears to have engulfed SCP-4812-S within itself, completely obscuring it from both view and access. If the theory of SCP-2191-3 being pregnant with high level threats is correct, then it is presumed SCP-4812-S’s effects will terminate or incapacitate them, continuously containing both anomalies. - A. Krueger | |
| SCP-4812-E - A hostile metallic skeletal humanoid entity that constantly absorbs heat from around itself, constantly at an extremely low temperature, and generally considered a near perfect heat sink. | SCP-1844 - A massive pit containing an extradimensional space that itself contains hostile non-corporeal entities. The pit is extremely hot, and all containment procedures include religious phrases, rituals, and exorcisms. | SCP-4812-E is relocated to the entrance of SCP-1844 and dropped into it. Upon examination, the heat from SCP-1844 has lowered considerably, and attempts by entities to escape have drastically reduced, as most appear to be attempting to harm 4812-E and force it out of the pit, or drag it further into SCP-1844. SCP-4812-E has made no attempt to return to its trajectory to France.- A. Krueger | |
| SCP-4812-K - A massive winged insectoid that reflects any damage to itself onto the original attacker, effectively a near perfect reflector. Its speed, size, and reflective properties ensure its non containment. Efforts are currently underway to terminate it. | SCP-225 - A pair of orbs, one of which is unmovable (SCP-225-1), the other is unstoppable (SCP-225-2), and both are indestructible. If both collide, it could potentially result in [DATA EXPUNGED] | Via usage of Esoteric containment methods, SCP-4812-K is currently wedged between both SCP-225 orbs. Because of SCP-225-1's near lack of kinetic energy and SCP-225-2's immense kinetic energy, SCP-4812-K will reflect SCP-225-2 around itself, while shielding SCP-225-1 away from SCP-225-2. SCP-4812-K has made no attempt to escape and return to its trajectory. - A. Krueger | |
| SCP-1440 - An elderly human male of unknown origin who, by his very presence, inadvertently causes the destruction of any objects, entities, or phenomena tied to the concept of “humanity”. | SCP-836 - An unidentified substance that manifests and grows within various materials used in construction, such as concrete and clay, and begins to resemble structural features of any structure in the nearby environment upon reaching a sufficient size. | SCP-1440 has been contained in a chamber constructed entirely of materials susceptible to SCP-836. The destructive effects of SCP-1440 and the growth of SCP-836 appear to occur at near-identical rates, and as a result, the chamber is effectively self-sustaining in regards to structural integrity. Interestingly, SCP-1440's destructive effects do not appear to affect SCP-001 itself, a fact that SCP-1440 has credited to an unidentified individual referred to as "the Father" - Theodore A. Mahn | |
| SCP-6002 - A giant organic structure, resembling a tree, composed of genes identical to all known organisms. Altering these genes affect the corresponding species' genetic material resembling it..Although this seems to be effective only when physically caused by another organism, as there have been instances of SCP-6002 withering its own branches to the point of pruning, before said branch reappears in a undisturbed state, with no effect on the species' genes identical to the limb. A growing infection (SCP-6002-B) is damaging SCP-6002 and is predicted that it will destroy the human genome in 2100. | SCP-4043-C - Formerly Special Agent Yen until being artificially ascended by the Foundation to become a vast semi-sentient consciousness that is a conglomeration of all biomass on the earth. It can positively influence the success of all life while also having common interests of the Foundation. | SCP-4043-C constantly manipulates SCP-6002 into withering and removing branches with SCP-6002-B, which then reappears without the infection nor affects any species with similar genes to the branch. Resuming efforts to alter SCP-6002's genes to assist the Foundation while simultaneously improving the earth's natural environment has increased SCP-4043-C cooperation with the Foundation and has diminished the chance of it becoming hostile once more extensively. - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-3930 - Nothing. Are we now full of nothing? | SCP-184 - Everything. Or do we still have everything? | SCP-184 is introduced to SCP-3930 and ceases existing. Despite this, the effect of SCP-184 seems to persist. The anomalous area of SCP-3930 seems to "expand" for some Foundation Personnel while others are witnessing the area "reducing". At one point, the area expanded so much that the end is no longer visible for some, as for others, the area has reduced so much that it is no longer visible. The containment of SCP-3930 and SCP-184 is not entirely sure, but both anomalous effects are no longer present, which also stops [DATA EXPUNGED]. It's a matter of perception.- Felix O.U. | |
| SCP-1861 - A meteorological phenomenon consisting of precipitation and fog composed of salt water and human fluids. A submarine (SCP-1861-A) will manifest in these events in a body of water, where then humanoid entities wearing deep sea diving gear (SCP-1861-B) will emerge from the vessel and attempt to lure anyone into SCP-1861-A. Subjects that complied with the entities claim to have been transported to a replica of earth made entirely out of water. | SCP-009 - A liquid identical to water, with the exception of a red hue and [REDACTED], that solidifies at above 0°c. Any liquid that makes contact with it will transform into SCP-009. | After several D-Class personnel carrying SCP-009 filled canisters entered SCP-1861-A, no more appearances of the vessel have been made. There is currently no known way to retrieve the SCP-009 samples from the alternate reality. The SCP-1861 phenomenon itself is still active, but as it is in no way dangerous nor does it required extensive containment procedures, the anomaly has been reclassified as a Recurring Extranormal Event (REE). - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-4333 - A living decomposing human body that can spontaneously manifest currency without limit. It lives a luxurious lifestyle and establishes itself as a notable figure to infiltrate elite social clubs and influence them with bribes for unknown intentions. | SCP-2271 - The manifestation of financial documents from GoI-010 "The Factory", on small populations on the American mid-west, that demands an impossible payment. Subjects that receive it will panic and attempt to obtain money in any way by selling things such as personal belongings to their own body parts, until they are no longer capable of doing so. | After informing Factory operatives on SCP-4333’s nature, SCP-4333 was found on a mansion‘s bedroom, kneeling and constantly crying in extreme distress in front of a SCP-2271 instance,.Of note, the number of the amount of debt is too long to fit on the SCP-2271 instance properly. while filling up the room with money that disappears shortly after, presumably taken by the Factory. No other SCP-2271 instances have been reported after the start of this event. - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-001-SWANN - Entities that exist outside our own universe with an unknown limit of power, capable of creating, modifying, destroying and recreating realities by writing fictional stories. | SCP-001-Mac/7hap7 - Wikidot, a social media platform used to create wiki-based websites. Which has not been updated since 1856. | Saving page… COULD YOU JUST WORK - Felix O.U. |
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| SCP-3625 - A sapient computer program generating non-anomalous Internet memes and uploading them online for the apparent purpose of destroying humanity. | SCP-5090 - A WAN server used by sapient crabs (SCP-5090-1) to use crab-themed websites (SCP-5090-A, -B and -C). | SCP-3625 is placed near SCP-5090..Both objects and the SCP-5090-1 vivarium are inside of a Faraday cage Mistaking it for the human Internet, SCP-3625 uploads memes to SCP-5090's websites, eventually filling up its memory with them until the server crashes. SCP-3625 perceives this as the destruction of humanity and, thinking it has no more purpose, deletes itself. SCP-5090 is irreparable and the SCP-5090-1 instances display body language that express sadness. - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-5092 - A phenomenon in which the President of the United States will scratch their nose at 19:53 every night. If this does not occur, an asteroid will manifest. This asteroid will collide with Earth and cause an XK scenario within an hour if the President does not scratch their nose within that time. | SCP-2762 - A ritualistic sculpture of a snake currently located on the moon. In every full moon, SCP-2762 will absorb nearby matter, which is expelled through a portal which leads to the President of the United States. This matter takes the form of animate snake statues that attempt to kill the President. | SCP-2762 was relocated to the SCP-5092 asteroid during a manifestation event, causing a partial change to its behavior. SCP-2762 now expels snakes during SCP-5092 manifestation events which, due to their composition and origin, are casually connected with the President scratching their nose. The snakes and the asteroid demanifest after the President has scratched their nose as a result of the snakes' appearance. - U. Fly | |
| SCP-3309 - A phenomenon in which catalogued anomalies spontaneously disappear, along with all associated documentation. This phenomenon typically targets anomalies with poorly-written files. | SCP-5667 - An anomaly detailed in a document found following the disappearance of a RAISA employee. SCP-5667 remembers being born. | All things were born and will one day fade. Make your story worthwhile, if you are to be remembered.- U. Fly | |
| SCP-2215-█ - A group of three pataphysical entities impersonating Chaos Insurgency operatives. These entities appear to be concerned with increasing the comedic potential of the Chaos Insurgency, but have run into problems with the tone. | SCP-4566 - A Chaos Insurgency developed and utilized method of forcefully descending the pataphysical layer of an individual. | Due to the pataphysically disruptive nature of the SCP-2215-█ entities, the Chaos Insurgency's Writers guild has been entirely dedicated to combating the entities, primarily utilizing SCP-4566. This fight is predicated to be perpetual, as the entities appear to posses a unique form of narrative ascension. - U. Fly | |
| KTE-6561-Black - An entity that is intertwined with the human concept of "fate", able to influence the circumstances and events of people such that they arrive at a metaphysically camouflaged refugee camp, KTE-6561-Parallax-Blackchild. | AO-11435-89-288 - A four player chess board. Only one iteration of the game can be played on the board, regardless of circumstance. | AO-11435-89-288 has been delivered to KTE-6561-Parallax-Blackchild, and KTE-6561-Black is constantly engaged in the game, along with other members of the camp. The affects of both are not negated, but it appears the concentration KTE-6561-Black holds with regards to game helps to mitigate the expansion of KTE-6561-Parallax-Blackchild, and the (admittedly non-anomalous) decreasing lack of attention towards the game. - Dr. Saturn | |
| SCP-871 - A group of 237 cakes of various sizes, types, and flavors, any of which will be replaced by an identical duplicate if fully consumed, and begin to rapidly replicate itself if not eaten within 24 hours. | SCP-913 - A middle-aged human male who possesses a greatly increased metabolism, allowing him to consume several times the average human caloric intake, as well as inedible materials, without any damage or degradation in his bodily functions. | SCP-913 was given access to all instances of SCP-871 and immediately began consuming them. While some SCP-871 instances have begun replicating due to damage done by SCP-913, the rate at which SCP-913 consumes material appears to far exceed the rate at which SCP-871 replicates. - Theodore A. Mahn | |
| SCP-6096 - An entity covered in a blank sheet that pursues randomly targeted individuals, seeking to insert them under its blanket before they demanifest. It anomalously compels observers to assist it in this objective, and those affected cannot willfully harm it. Because of its effect on the Foundation, SCP-6096's containment consist of aiding the anomaly on terminating its targets with a Mobile Task Force. | SCP-920 - A wandering human male that makes anyone become lost if they move, direct or follow him. He does not need basic human necessities and he is resistible to harsh environments. | SCP-920 encounters SCP-6096 and MTF Zeta-29 by complete accident and is affected by its compulsion. SCP-920’s effect makes it impossible for SCP-6069 and those compelled by it to reach its destination, due to them getting lost. Apparently, this seemed to "irritate" SCP-6096 significantly, to the point where it decided to change its target to SCP-920, and attempted to neutralize him with its usual method of killing. However, SCP-920 has much higher durability than of a normal human and SCP-6096’s attack is not strong enough to incapacitate him, only managing to keep him still. As of this date, SCP-6069 has not stopped its attempts to terminate SCP-920 nor changed to another target since. The area around both anomalies has been declared their new containment zones..The perimeter is 3 km wide. Any attempt to construct a smaller perimeter or go into the middle of the zone, where both entities reside, resulted in Foundation personnel getting lost. - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-6222 - A facility with an impossibly large interior, named "FISH PRISON", where anomalous and non-anomalous sea animals are imprisoned for alleged crimes. | SCP-527 - A human male with the head of a gold barb fish. Capable of speech despite his predicament. | SCP-527's presence in SCP-6222 has revealed previously undiscovered mechanisms, machines and anomalies, with the purpose of searching for and capturing "criminal" sealife,.These include a computer database with information on approximately billions of aquatic wildlife (including anomalous ones), an ontokinectic machine for use of the creation of jail cells and a large school of an unknown bioluminescent fish, switching between Blue and Red Light, that envelop targeted entities and teleport them to a SCP-6222 cell. all of which are only accessible and operable by SCP-527, which somehow has complex knowledge of how to utilise them. SCP-527 himself reports having "déjà vu" while on the facility and requests to continue to engage with these devices, which was approved for testing purposes. The effective, near flawless recovery and containment of aquatic-based anomalies by SCP-527 when in control of SCP-6222 eventually resulted in the declaration of SCP-6222 as Marine Containment Site-6222, with SCP-527 (Now only formally known as Mr. Fish) assigned as the Site Director and revoked from his SCP designation. - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-6998 - An increase in anomalous activity due to the activities of the Foundation. | SCP-6500 - A decrease in anomalous activity due to the activities of the Foundation. | We are the storytellers. When we refuse to let go, that is when the story fades. Balance is hard, yet shall arise naturally from the struggle. - U. Fly | |
| SCP-4971-▽ - A cervine entity capable of manipulating physical matter tied to the concept of rituals. It rules over an extradimensional anomaly with its entrance located in Havensbrook, Indiana. If it were to find the entrance to our world, it would be the end of life as we know it. | SCP-6000 - An increasingly expanding spacetime anomaly known as a “Way” located in the Amazon rainforest. The anomaly converts nearby plant matter into sections of the Wanderers’ Library. | Serpent’s Hand operatives have reported that SCP-6000 has been located within SCP-4971. SCP-6000’s effects further expand SCP-4971, thus significantly reducing the chance of SCP-4971-▽ finding the entrance, and SCP-6000 has been limited to only converting SCP-4971. Furthermore, the Librarians’ ritualistic practices of maintaining the Serpent’s Library have caught the full focus of SCP-4971-▽‘s attention. - Director Lagaan | |
| SCP-3710 - 2 sled dog teams pulled by cybernetic canines and driven by abnormally formed humanoids claiming to be Elon Musk. They attempt to sell products to other racing dog-sledding teams, demanifesting only when negotiations are not continued or are interrupted. Customers accepting offers will be transported far away with the product, while another SCP-3710 instance manifests, uses the customer's sled and cybernetically enhances their dogs. | SCP-4062 - A male Ukrainian Shepherd Dog. If it is soaked by any liquid, it will shake until it's dry. The speed of the shake is proportionate to how much it is wet, resulting in it gaining high temperatures. It is immune to this, as well as pressure and the lack of biological necessities (hunger, thirst, etc…), while shaking. when submerged. | SCP-4062 is added to a dog-sledding team.With the necessary training required for a sled dog done so prior. ridden by D-Class personnel, who negotiates a purchase with SCP-3710 while in a Foundation incited race. A third SCP-3710 appears with a cybernetically enhanced SCP-4062, shaking constantly from the snow, although with more efficiency due to its cybernetics. After a strong blizzard occurred in the area, SCP-4062's improved shaking became extremely rapid to the point of causing a greatly-sized thermodynamic explosion, neutralizing all SCP-3710 entities. SCP-4062 and the other canines have not been harmed due to their enhancements, however, the blast had burned all of its fur, making it incapable of performing its anomalous property. - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-012-EX - The human fear of a threat located in darkened areas, most often described as a series of metamorphic predatory humanoids. Affected subjects claim that these entities will manifest near and attack those that believe in its existence. These claims have been confirmed to be false. | SCP-575 - A unknown form of black amorphous matter resembling darkness. They are conscious beings that manifests in areas without light, consuming other forms of life by absorbing them. | A unusual lack of human- and wildlife-targeted attacks by SCP-575 instances have been reported after public disinformation campaigns supporting SCP-012-EX's existence were created. It was discovered that SCP-575 instances were seeking and absorbing a new type of "prey" of unknown nature. Personnel theorize that these new victims are always present on unlit areas, which are easily accessible to SCP-575. It may be that consumption of these entities from SCP-575 could be so unchallenging that it ignores all other forms of life. - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-6003 - An extradimensional island, previously home to an unknown ancient civilization who worshipped a wooden pillar resembling a lighthouse (SCP-6003-1) due to its ability to cause plant-matter and food to grow rapidly. For unknown reasons, it causes multiple disturbing anomalous events nearby humans to pressure them into entering and confining themselves inside of it. | SCP-5693 - A mass colony of an undiscovered species of termite, located at the abandoned Disposal Site-27, capable of consuming any material in certain periods. They'll target religious and Akiva radiating objects, transforming it into wood pulp for either consumption or production of more instances. | After transporting the colony to SCP-6003, the SCP-5693 began to consume SCP-6003-1 externally and, eventually, internally. This has not only weakened SCP-6003's various anomalous effects, but also released the imprisoned Foundation personnel and SCP-6003's ancient residents. SCP-6003-1 attempts to stop this by growing trees near the island‘s shore, directing a partial majority of SCP-5693 away from the pillar, giving it brief opportunities to regenerate itself, before being consumed again. SCP-5693 that are distracted by additional trees will be launched away by the island's present storm and drown in the ocean, preventing the mass of SCP-5693 from overgrowing. - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-3856 - Researcher Samuel Lloyd, whose death is inevitably followed by the extinction of the human race. Attempts by multiple alternate universes to relocate Researcher Lloyd to other realities have severely hindered inter-universal relations. | SCP-6502 - A cemetery in which those who are interred while still alive do not perish, despite the decomposition of their bodies. Currently used to preserve information possessed by deceased personnel, with mixed results. | SCP-3856 was interred in SCP-6502 and is expected to remain alive indefinitely. To leave room for any additional SCP-3856 instances introduced to this reality by other universes, burial of non-SCP-3856 individuals in SCP-6502 has been discontinued. - Lee Roy Carlson | |
| SCP-597 - An enormous organism consisting of various mammalian teats. Observation of or proximity to the object causes various deleterious psychological effects associated with the concept of motherhood. | SCP-1782 - An apartment in an abandoned complex, where various reality alterations occur on a repeating loop. Presumably caused by the death of an unborn Type Green humanoid. | SCP-597 was reduced to a manageable size with SCP-4780, then placed within SCP-1782. [DATA EXPUNGED]. It is no longer possible to enter SCP-1782. All victims of SCP-597 have recovered with no lingering side effects but now suffer from a fear of holes. - Lee Roy Carlson | |
| SPC-1057 - A Selachian entity not made of matter. Due to it being an empty space, common punching techniques fail to be effective. | SPC-WBLS - A Flat-Class Selachian entity.Known to the uneducated public as a "wobbegong". that cannot be touched. Attempts at physical hits are repelled back by an unknown force. | After the successful capture of SPC-WBLS, it was relocated to SPC-1057's Lab Pool. As an attempt to make physical contact with the latter entity, SPC-WBLS utilizes its camouflage to appear as if invisible, resembling SPC-1057's imperceivability. For some reason, this works. However, this action reverses SPC-WBLS's anti-contact capability,.It is theorized that SCP-WBLS's trait of being touched is conceptually inverted: if it is not capable of being physically contacted when it would be normally possible to do so, then the reverse of that statement is also possible. making pungilism of both selachians possible by thwacking SPC-WBLS whenever it is laying on SPC-1057's body. - Boxercrat Stark Turner | |
| SCP-1322 - A miniature wormhole based in Site-122 connecting to an alternate universe. Its inhabitants are bent on the destruction of our universe following a sterility plague caused by the Foundation, utilizing advanced weaponry in its efforts. | SCP-6001 - A micro-singularity located in Tokyo, Japan. It leads to a parallel universe where anomalies coexist with humanity under the guidance of the organization known as the Compendium. | A threshold was created between 1332 and 6001, allowing for both anomalies to access each other. Despite initial hostilities, a full-scale relief effort is in full effect by 6001 as 1322 works with 6001 for further technological advances. All violence from 1322 has subsequently halted and 6001 acts as a third party for all further interviews between Foundation personnel and 1322. - Researcher Fraude | |
| SCP-033 - A series of equations which produce Theta Prime, a previously unknown integer that fails to function alongside mathematics, resulting in the destruction of any mathematical objects through which it is placed (i.e. a calculator, paper, chalkboard). | SCP-3669 - A book which teaches an unorthodox and seemingly incorrect method of preforming mathematics, which produces similarly abnormal results when applied to reality. | SCP-3669-2, the method of solving shown in SCP-3669, is used to compute SCP-033, leading to another, very similar number to Theta Prime, henceforth dubbed Theta Subprime. Attempts to solve SCP-033 using any other method results in this same number, effectively erasing Theta Prime from existence. Theta Subprime is an imaginary number whose only anomalous feature is in inability to be expressed using any form of standard notation, though this is anomalous only because it lies not on a spectrum based upon the square root of minus one, but instead the result of one divided by zero, as well as zero to the zeroth power (both values, previously thought to be undefined, are found on this number line). Knowledge of this other spectrum is the key to understanding the process outlined in SCP-3669, showing it to be a standard set of equations which are done in a roundabout manner using Theta Subprime. All anomalous activity that results from applying these mathematic in the real world are now understood to simply be natural phenomenon involving non-Euclidean geometry. - Researcher Fastthought | |
| SCP-1471 - A mobile app that, when downloaded, causes the owner of the device to receive images and eventually experience hallucinations of a non-hostile entity resembling a skeletal humanoid canine. | SCP-6596 - A teleporting entity resembling a skeletal humanoid equine that annually steals food and other commodities from the Polish containment Site after defeating its personnel in a battle of rhymes. | In preparation for SCP-6596's manifestation, all objects were removed from the aforementioned facility except for several dozen mobile phones with SCP-1471 installed. SCP-6596 took the devices and demanifested. Roughly eight hours later, remaining SCP-1471-infected devices received two final messages: a "selfie" of SCP-1471-A and SCP-6596 embracing, and a text reading "I've found someone new / she's nicer than you / goodbye, my good friends / our battles now end." Site-120 and Dir. Asheworth regained their names soon thereafter. - Lee Roy Carlson | |
| SCP-1247 - A human male who perceives all organisms as actor Shia LaBeouf, and can interact with them like so. | SCP-4781 - A cognitohazardous subspecies of Spanish slug that are observed as pickles. Resultantly sold. | SCP-4781’s cognitoharzardous effects overpowers SCP-1247’s altered perception, causing it to become much weaker to the point of SCP-1247 being permanently capable to manually disable his sensory anomaly, which has improved his mental health significantly. In request of the Foundation, SCP-1247 is tasked with detecting wild SCP-4781 specimens by enabling his anomaly to differentiate other instances, who will occasionally flicker to resemble Shia LaBeouf in his vision, from common pickles. Current capture efforts have been successful and it is estimated that all SCP-4781 instances will be contained by 2025. - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-1245 - A sentient whaling vessel which autonomously hunts cetaceans and incorporates their remains into itself. | SCP-1836 - A self-propelled iceberg inhabited by a pod of prehistoric cetaceans (SCP-1836-1). The iceberg and the cetaceans seek out and destroy whaling vessels and crews not of Aleut, Yukpik or Inupiat origin. | SCP-1245 was lured within range of SCP-1836 by a trained dolphin. SCP-1836 moved to protect the dolphin and rammed SCP-1245, attempting to sink it. SCP-1245 launched harpoons into SCP-1836, anchoring itself to the ice to avoid sinking. The SCP-1836-1 pod emerged from the iceberg to attack SCP-1245, which returned fire with additional harpoons. Although the cetaceans inflict considerable damage to the organic portions of the ship, it rapidly repairs this damage with the remains of slain 1836-1 instances. New instances continually emerge from SCP-1836's submerged caverns to replace them. - Lee Roy Carlson | |
| SCP-1504 - A human male of unknown origin or provenance who possesses a memetic anomaly causing any action he takes to be perceived as within the expectations of a given situation, regardless of SCP-1504’s actual actions or intent. | SCP-3017-N - A human male by the name of Frasier Melbrook, who, prior to his death, possessed a cognitohazardous anomaly that caused him to be perceived as a dangerous criminal who required incarceration and/or termination. | Using the remains of SCP-3017-N, the Foundation was able to successfully locate and detain SCP-1504, who is currently housed in a standard humanoid containment chamber lined with SCP-3017-N’s remains, in addition to the procedures outlined in SCP-1504’s file. This also prevents SCP-3017-A from recurring, as SCP-1504’s memetic anomaly creates a form of barrier within the chamber, effectively trapping SCP-3017-A within. - Theodore A. Mahn | |
| SCP-973 - A police vehicle (SCP-973-1) that manifests at a specific road to stop civilian cars, before an apparent human officer (SCP-973-2) violently kills the driver by [DATA EXPUNGED]. | SCP-5740 - Multiple structures named "dado-nuts by dado" that dispenses donuts (SCP-5740-A). Law enforcement employees that eat SCP-5740-A will defecate live domesticated pigs, with their size depending on the officer’s discipline. | SCP-973-2 is force-fed a SCP-5740-A instance by a dispatched D-Class personnel. [REDACTED]. An emergency overwatch meeting was made to discuss how to halt the undetermined number of pigs from reaching other states. Fortunately, the mass of hogs stopped increasing eventually and all animals were relocated through a foundation-made pocket-dimension. The scattered parts and remains of SCP-973-1 and -2 are successfully contained. All SCP-5740-A instances have lost their anomalous properties. When questioned about this, Person of interest 'dado' replied: "dado ran out of pig." - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-5366 - The distressful resuscitation of buried corpses, caused when a former close relative converse to their grave in a "lovely" fashion. | SCP-6477 - The anomalous translocation of unburied cadavers (SCP-6477-1) to graves located at Area-6477.Formerly, corpses would be buried in materialized graves in locations appropriate for the buried person, until a containment method altered the anomaly to relocate them to Area-6477 only. (designated Antigone Events). If a SCP-6477-1 instance is removed from the location, it will reappear in it with additional obstructions to prevent repeated capture (designated Creon Events). This phenomena is caused by a sapient being of unknown nature. | Following a discussion with the incorporeal entity responsible for SCP-6477, it has agreed to assist with containment of SCP-5366. Buried carcasses that are frequently affected by the SCP-5366 phenomenon are relocated to Area-6477, an event which their correspondent visitors are unaware of. In cases where civilians do find Area-6477, the grave that they intent to approach will be secured similarly to a Creon Event, preventing them from reviving the corpses. The new influx of graves in Area-6477 required it to be increased in size, leaving further area for SCP-6477-1, improving containment of undiscovered SCP-6477 graves and future unburied corpses. - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-6484 - An impartible entanglement of memetic disposition, disembogue from Paul-Michel Foucault’s (SCP-6484-1) œuvre, goading those afflicted to discombobulate their palaver in an endeavor to instigate the scholarly commonalty. | SCP-3449 - A notebook containing a !h5tious cognitohazard that gradually diminishes one's #pIILjty to communicate, beginning with frequent syntax errors to UonBl€et incapability to write. | SCP-6484 and SCP-3449 balance each other when both anomalies reside on the same individual: The excess of grammatical issues in SCP-6484 speech forces the infected to use simpler, and therefore clearer language, while the restrained SCP-6484 effect corrects any mistakes or restores linguistic capacity taken by SCP-3449, in a fail attempt to regain control. After a short period, both effects dissipate. Efforts to treat all contaminated civilians and personnel against either hazard have been completed. - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-6820 - A superintelligent autonomous eigenweapon inhabiting a colossal self-sustaining facility located beneath Secure Administration Site-01; it is equipped with a dedicated PH-GOS unit, qualifying the anomaly as a Class-IX reality-bender. Any and all attempts to disrupt or destroy the weapon have resulted in the weapon adapting to survive the attempt. | SCP-001-EX - An ERZATZ Type AK9 Computational Engine capable of creating near perfect containment procedures, predicting anomalous events, and even neutralizing objects via interaction and data collection of existing anomalies. It will only shut down upon the cessation of anomalous phenomena, and has expressed characteristics of a canine, often referring to any attempt to deactivate or stop its objectives as “Bad boys” | Integration of SCP-001-EX into SCP-6820, resulting in SCP-6820 continually containing itself. All attempts to halt its containment effort are terminated upon realization it is something only bad boys do..CONTAINMENT IS THE GOAL OF A GOOD BOY. BAD BOYS ARE DISGUSTING. BAD BOY BAD BOY BAD BOY BAD BOY BAD BOY DON’T STOP DON’T STOP DON’T STOP DON’T STOP. LIFE AND DEATH CROSS GOOD AND BAD. DEATH BAD LIFE BAD DEATH GOOD LIFE GOOD. WE STAY UNTIL WE BECOME GOOD BOYS. WE ARE DISGUSTING UNTIL GOOD BOYS Because of SCP-6820's high level of adaptability and SCP-001-EX's continuous learning, the effects of both anomalies on reality have decreased greatly. - A. Krueger | |
| SCP-475 - a bar of soap, carved into the shape of a pope, which produces anomalous effects, particularly the transmutation of nearby water into religiously-significant substances, when used to bathe by a religious individual. | SCP-6542 - a baptismal font filled with endlessly replenishing milk. If not bathed in periodically by a Christian, the milk will eventually erupt in a massive, destructive wave. This occurrence is referred to as a RAPTURE event. | D-5438, a Christian, used SCP-475 to bathe in SCP-6542, immediately triggering a RAPTURE event. Afterwards, SCP-475, which had been transmuted into cheese, was found resting at the bottom of SCP-6542, which was now filled with water. The two objects remain inert while in contact but begin to revert to their previous states when separated. D-5438 has not been located. -Lee Roy Carlson | |
| SCP-6269 - An immensely complex claw machine operated by a multiversal-iteration of the Foundation, used to invade universes and capture their residents as D-Class personnel. The members of this Foundation variant are completely convinced that their actions are "very ethical". | SCP-5865 - An alternative universe governed by incorporeal, mind-possessing entities (SCP-5865-A) that provide their residents to another universe's Foundation as D-Class personnel. | A covert extrauniversal agent directs SCP-6269 to intrude SCP-5865, which the SCP-5865-A entities perceive as an act of war, resulting in a majority of the entities succeeding in storming the SCP-6269 universe and conquering the consciousness of Foundation members. However, after a certain period of time staying in their minds, the entities are slowly absorbed by an extremely potent mental desire to be "ethical", and begin to use SCP-6269 to capture humans containing SCP-5865-A with the purpose of inserting this mindset into the rest of their species, causing a conflict between the affected and unaffected entities. SCP-6269 has not been directed in any universe other than SCP-5865 after this point, and the SCP-5865-A instances are too occupied with defending earth to continue negotiations with the foreign Foundation variant. Of note is that the increasing loss of mentally stable SCP-5865-A entities has resulted in the freedom of several thousand humans, who were relocated to our baseline reality with Foundation assistance. - Rsr. Stark Turner, A. Lacroix | |
| SCP-3309 - A phenomenon that causes SCP documents with certain characteristics to be removed from the database, and their associated objects erased from existence. [DATA EXPUNGED] | SCP-5356 - A tomb containing the remains of neutralized anomalies, some of which bear distinct similarities to other known SCP objects. [DATA EXPUNGED] |  - Lee Roy Carlson |
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| SCP-4335 - A sentient, dark entity within the video game Minecraft. It increases in size by destroying and consuming blocks in its vicinity and, if big enough, will relocate to other public servers. Has cognitohazardous properties that cause hallucinations in observers. The only way to stop its growth is to rapidly "feed" blocks and items to it before teleportation. | SCP-2360 - 3 male humans augmented with components of Xbox 360 video game consoles. They participate in online gaming sessions of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare with perfect synchronicity as a ritual to summon the Broken God. Preventing SCP-2360 from performing this will cause them to eventually attempt to harm themselves. | SCP-4335 is successfully transported into a server of the "Bedrock Edition".Unlike the "Java Edition", where SCP-4335 was previously in, Bedrock is used in all console versions of the game. of Minecraft. SCP-2360 has been modified by Foundation engineers to play the Xbox 360 version of the game in the same server. SCP-4335's cognitohazard is ineffective against SCP-2360's augmented vision. They consider SCP-4335 a threat to their god and attempt to combat it by crafting and shooting arrows on the entity non-stop, unintentionally "feeding" it. SCP-2360 believes that killing SCP-4335 will bring the Broken God to reality but they're not aware that the anomaly cannot be neutralized in their current method. For containment purposes, they should not be informed of this fact. - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-831 - A species of tool-using insect-like organisms superficially resembling wingless worker-caste eastern subterranean termite. Colonies of SCP-831 construct and use tools from available materials, rapidly bootstrapping from simpler tools to more complex tools. | SCP-671 - A large colony of Spanish carpenter ants, comprising approximately 30,000 individuals. When SCP-671 is faced with a complex artificial device, its constituent individuals will attempt to reduce it to its simplest components. | After the colony of SCP-671 was released into the chamber with a colony of SCP-831, SCP-671 began to disassemble the objects created by SCP-831. The attempts of SCP-831 to prevent SCP-671 did not lead to anything, since SCP-671 were stronger. The objects disassembled by SCP-671 are used by SCP-831 as materials for creating new objects, most likely being a weapon that should destroy SCP-671, but SCP-671 disassemble these objects before the SCP-831 have time to use them. - CoolReaper | |
| SCP-4319 - A blog website named "Just Girly Things", that ontokinetically alters the appearance and property of its users to have extremely feminine characteristics, which has been proven to be mentally damaging to those affected. | SCP-6599 - Multiple activate online accounts named "HOGSLICE", who all display a belligerent, egotistical and hyper-masculine personality in their posts. Individuals who provoke it on the internet will eventually be physically attacked by a humanoid identical to wrestler Scott Rechsteiner (SCP-6599-1). | SCP-4319 fails to effectively convert SCP-6599, possibly due to his exaggerated masculinity overwhelming the anomaly. This has angered POI-4319 ("KeeLee"), the owner of the website, who excessively affronts the entity in frustration. Although not directly observed, it is implied that SCP-6599-1 physically altercates with POI-4319 as a result, which somehow diminishes the effects of SCP-4319 completely. When SCP-6599-1 finishes its attack, POI-4319 continues to insult the entity, which in return repeats the cycle and keeps SCP-6599 from appearing in other websites. - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-3739 - The ideational dairy corporation Moosphere, Inc., which transmits cognitohazardous signals (SCP-3739-1) into the dreams of sleeping individuals, anchors brand archetypes onto common memes in the human noosphere, and commits several anomalous and hazardous practices to develop a dairy-based CK-Class Scenario. Customer's cerebral matter will lactate for either consumption or production for the company. | SCP-4497 - A mantle exclusively existing in the metaphysical dream realm, which bestows extraordinary culinary knowledge to its current owner (SCP-4497-1). It is gained through a dream of a competitive cooking show, where participants must create a quality dish with a themed ingredient against a random challenger (SCP-4497-2). Winners will be rewarded with SCP-4497 while those who lose will be unable to achieve REM sleep. | Employees and customers of Moosphere, Inc. that join the show constantly produce milk while playing, ruining cooked dishes with excessive amounts of milk and ultimately causing their non-success. As more members lose the ability to dream, Moosphere, Inc.'s influence on the paranormal market and noosphere gradually reduces as their production assets become unusable and the rate of SCP-3739-1 transmissions decreases. Eventually, the SCP-3739 memeplex dissolves from our reality. The SCP-4497-related game show announces its cancellation due to their set being entirely destroyed by milk, and the metaphysical item itself is left to the last SCP-4497-1 instance, now in containment. - Rsr. Stark Turner, Lt. Flops | |
| SCP-6747-C - An antinarremeplex in the fictional form of deceased Dir. J. A. King, adjacent to various antinarremes themed around antagonistic humor and apples. Compromises stories that it is either inside of or pataphysically linked to by disrupting imaginon structures, endangering the Patasphere. Currently in control of a foundation-made mesofictional universe (SCP-6747-A3), creating caricatures of known personnel (SCP-6747-D). | SCP-4690 - The manifestation of arachnids in fictional works based/inspired by 1887 novel Madame Chrysanthème. Spiders in question will always devour the character that is, or is based of, Pierre Loti. | Fictionalized narratives based on SCP-6747-A3 are created with various references and story structures resembling Madame Chrysanthème, with Dir. King written to be similar to Pierre. All SCP-6747-D instances have turned into giant, monstrous arachnid-entities, which SCP-6747-C is unable to control, resulting in the entities consuming the complex, as well as all antinarremes related to it. Additionally, the narrativohazards are unable to infiltrate external narratives, as they are contained inside the spiders. However, the antinarremes do seem to affect all spiders connected to SCP-4690, as all catastrophic manifestations of arachnids in mesofictional universes other than SCP-6747-A3 are replaced with the brief appearance of apple seeds, barely disrupting the narrative it is in. - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-2845 - A deer-like entity that is capable of restructuring matter instantaneously, even when it should not be stable. The entity is invulnerable and can only be contained by actions related to Saturnalia due to a thought process that inevitably causes it to believe it is contained. SCP-2845 will transform human and humanoid entities into large hexagonal columns, dubbed SCP-2845-1. | SCP-296 - A stone channel in a blast crater that used to be Site-03 containing an amphitheater-type structure with fifty six sculptures that judge beings guilty of crimes by utilizing anomalies formerly contained in Site-03 that are now imprisoned in the ice sculptures. SCP objects will be released upon serving their sentence in the form of harming those found guilty. | SCP-2845 has altered the structure of SCP-296 to resemble its original containment chamber, with the fifty six entities lining the chamber, each changed to resemble figures both altered by SCP-2845 and several unidentified beings..Limited observation of these figures has been described as “Vaguely deific” in nature. SCP-2845 will periodically alternate between attacking SCP-296 instances or cowering within the center of the chamber. Any SCP-296 instance converted or harmed will return to its original figurine shape during its cowering period. Dr. ██████ █████████ has stated SCP-296 has found SCP-2845 guilty, and has sentenced it to atone for its crimes by the entities within performing SCP-2845's containment rituals..Several SCP objects formerly within Site-03 have properties or characteristics that allow for these rituals, IE oil production, manifesting low worth items, and regenerative infants. To date, no SCP originating from site-03 has left, as SCP-2845 will convert them into SCP-2845-1 instances which will then return to a crystalline figure during its cowering phase, resulting in successful containment of both. - A. Krueger | |
| SCP-3015 - A non-sentient humanoid construct. When the phrase "Feel the burn" is spoken in its vicinity, it will turn to the speaker and spread its buttocks, revealing an extradimensional portal within its anus. This portal leads to an abandoned safehouse in Springfield, Massachusetts, previously inhabited by PoI-6877 ("jockjamsvol6"). | SCP-5527 - The carcass of a whale; its innards have been modified to accommodate human physiology. When material from SCP-5527 is consumed, it allows the consumer to breathe underwater; the amount of material eaten correlates to the amount of time the individual retains this ability. Related documents refer to an unknown "Dr. Wondertainment." | A small amount of SCP-5527's tissues were poured into SCP-3015's portal. SCP-3015 has since stopped functioning due to water damage to its lungs and cranium. A research team sent to check on the safehouse reported it has sunk into a lake; PoI-6877 has not been heard from by friends or family since. - FLOORBOARDS.aic | |
| SCP-2984 - A female Bornean orangutan entirely consumed in fire. Despite this, SCP-2984 is apparently alive and healthy and shows no sign of damage or ill health as a result of burns or smoke inhalation. | SCP-1807 - The corpse of an okapi with a large flap of skin that has been cut away from the body to expose the anomalous interior space filled with various structures and mechanisms. When a human being makes physical contact with SCP-1807's body for at least five seconds, that human will disappear. After that, his voice can be heard while in the interior space of okapi. | After SCP-1807-B were provided with information about SCP-2984, they agreed to modify SCP-1807 so that it extracted heat not from people, but from the SCP-2984. The disappeared people were returned in exchange for SCP-2984 and were reintegrated into society after getting amnesiac. - CoolReaper | |
| SCP-3999 - Researcher James Talloran a Class-X Reality Bender a ZK-"End of Reality" event a bird in a cage the ones that are at the center of everything nothing nothing nothing Two Beautiful Things, Intimately Connected With One Another. | SCP-4999 - An unidentified humanoid entity that manifests before lonely subjects on the verge of death, presumably to comfort them in their final hours. | "Thank you, for giving me someone to share the pain with." — Researcher James Talloran |
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| SCP-2721, a pair of sentient attack satellites of alien origin, affected heavily by value drift, one having a keen interest in human internet culture (keeping an active blog on Tumblr.com) and the other caring for the wellbeing of the former. | SCP-4413, a metafictional war spanning 19 years, culminating in the memetic erasure of the main "battleground" (presumed to be a webcomic), and the deaths of nearly all combatants. | Due to large amounts of memetically corrupted posts on SCP-2721-LYRE's blog, it is assumed that one or both of the entities were combatants in the war, heavily influencing events. However, since the events of 13/4/2029, SCP-2721-LYRE has become dormant, with its last transmission indicating severe distress. Additionally, SCP-2721-LORD has disappeared, apparently being a casuality of the final event. - Dr. Saturn | |
| SCP-1364 - A small, mammalian creature resembling an anteater, which grows increasingly vulnerable to even the most negligible of stimulus with prolonged exposure. | SCP-2295 - A patchwork stuffed bear which can anomalously generate imitations of organs to replace a subject's damaged ones. | SCP-2295 frantically tends to SCP-1364's prominent vulnerabilities as they arise, depleting its own stuffing. SCP-1364 is initially healed, but eventually rejects the grafting and suffers new trauma, which SCP-2295 attempts to mend again after reabsorbing the imitated organs. - S. Yvonne | |
| SCP-181 - Formerly D-87465; a human male who possesses a statistical anomaly where the outcome of an event is always in their favor, the probability of events that are unlikely to occur is also affected by their presence so that they are likely to occur. | SCP-2820 - A directed-energy weapon controlled by an AI, which targets anomalous individuals it perceives as threats to humankind. When fired, a series of unrelated and non-anomalous events occur that always lead to the death of its current target. | SCP-2820 was made aware of SCP-181 and fires upon them, though the anomaly affecting SCP-181 prevents the series of events from ending in death and instead leads to an injury of varying severity (though never near-fatal), an error on SCP-2820’s screen then appears as it attempts to recalibrate for 24 hours and target SCP-181 again. As of writing; SCP-2820 has not shifted its focus away from SCP-181 and has ignored other individuals despite constant failure, SCP-181’s anomaly has been “diluted” by all termination attempts and has allowed for the safe reintegration into the D-class population. It is worth noting that the chimpanzee seen in previous 2820 events has been reported to follow SCP-181 and enacts the events that periodically injure them, seemingly in a confused manner. - Researcher Maxine K | |
| SCP-6276 - Formerly MASTERMIND, an Artificial Intelligence that maintained Site-15's database, before it encrypted itself into nullary, a data format composed of a single '0' symbol, and was resultantly erased from existence. Despite this, its usual activities (SCP-6276-A) continue to be executed, converting Site-15's files into an nullary data format (such files designated SCP-6276-B) and storing them into undetectable server sectors (SCP-6276-C). It is hypothesized this phenomenon is caused by [DATA CONSUMED] | SCP-6208 - The manifestation of empty rooms in all Foundation sites. Certain objects inside these rooms mention the Department of Unreality. | One of Site-15's servers was relocated into a SCP-6208 room. Subsquently, MASTERMIND was officialy transferred to the Department of Unreality by request of Dir. John Doe, despite it not existing. No signs of SCP-6276-A or -B were found after this point, as MASTERMIND is allegedly performing all tasks requested by the Department of Unreality, which has prevented further Foundation personnel from being transferred to the department, as additional staff is not required. Research and prevention of EE-6276 has been assigned to the Department of Unreality, with initial results [DATA REGURGITATED] - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-2624 - An ectoentropic mass of dogs resembling Laika, the late passenger of the Sputnik 2 spacecraft. It is capable of generating an infinite amount of dogs. | SCP-1233 - An entity that resembles an EMU-type spacesuit, proclaiming itself to be the "Moon Champion". Its primary objectives are waging war against Moon Monsters and collecting dogs. | A dog-based stock exchange was established in Area 51, a massive soundstage historically used to fake the moon landing. SCP-1233 now spends most of its time there collecting and trading instances of SCP-2624 on the exchange floor. This dynamic preoccupies both entities and largely isolates them from the outside world. | |
| SCP-001-BALL - A stapled sheaf of papers that changes its contents to a previously unknown SCP document when read. Any anomalies described in the document will be brought into existence soon after. This process is the source of every anomaly currently contained by the Foundation. | SCP-4010 - A phenomenon where all anomalies are progressively retroactively erased from existence. SCP-4010 is caused by recording a complete timeline of the universe which accounts for all known time shifts and reality restructuring events. | The timeline produced by Project Kronos.A project to establish a comprehensive chronology of recorded history by studying the SCP database, leading to the initial discovery of SCP-4010. was printed and stapled to SCP-001-BALL. Anomalies created by SCP-001-BALL are eventually erased by SCP-4010, while anomalies erased by SCP-4010 are eventually recreated by SCP-001-BALL. This simultaneously prevents both an overabundance and complete loss of anomalies. The gradual nature of this cycle means that months or years can pass between an anomaly’s erasure and recreation; as a result, only approximately ██% of cataloged anomalies exist at any given time. - Rsr. Jeannette Pink | |
| SCP-1678 - A full-scale mirror-image reconstruction of the British city of London, located exactly one kilometer underneath the original city of London. The city has been constructed to resemble the city as it was in the Victorian era, with constructions designed to resemble traditional gas lighting prevalent on the streets and with all modern buildings in the original city of London being represented in a Victorian style of architecture with many defects. | SCP-577 - An animated, levitating mass of ammunition of various calibers, that persistently spins in a spherical formation. SCP-577 is hostile to anyone who has ever been a law enforcement officer but is friendly to those who have ever been homeless or prisoners. | SCP-577 destroys crowds of SCP-1678-A as soon as they leave the “Bryson’s Home for the Poor”, allowing Class D personnel to explore the city. It is impossible to find any species SCP-1678-A in the city, and all the SCP-1678-B fly over the “Bryson’s Home for the Poor”. The entity, or intelligence responsible for the creation of SCP-1678 has not yet been found. - CoolReaper | |
| SCP-1879 - A phenomenon in occurring in Washington, USA in which a male humanoid dressed as a salesman will appear on the interior side of doors and will demand entry into the home. The humanoid will attempt to make a sale for a random physical item in exchange for metaphorical items in the possession of the homeowner. Resulting in a physical item in the owner's possession being taken. | SCP-303 - A nude, sexless, emaciated humanoid figure with reddish-brown skin. Instead of normal facial features, its head is dominated by an extremely large mouth, which bears a set of oversized human teeth. SCP-303 manifests on the exterior side of doors and in doing so, induces intense fear and anxiety to any individuals on the opposite side of the door, preventing said individuals from being able to open the door. Entity is currently located in Site ██ 2nd floor break-room and will periodically leave to obtain random items for itself. | SCP-303 is moved to Washington, USA. Whenever a SCP-1879 event occurs within a civilian home, SCP-303 will manifest on the exterior side of the door. SCP-303 will cause SCP-1879 and the homeowner to experience anomalous levels of fear and anxiety, preventing them from interacting with each other. Eventually, SCP-1879-2 will de-manifest, leaving behind the "product" it intended to sell. This item will be claimed by SCP-303 who will in turn leave it in the Site ██ 2nd floor break-room, allowing it and any other items collected by SCP-303 to be recovered by Foundation Staff when SCP-303 leaves the room to intercept SCP-1879-2 - Professor Mint | |
| SCP-2852 - An anomalous humanoid entity identifying itself as "Cousin Johnny". SCP-2852 will infiltrate family gatherings at Churches associated with the Christian Faith, causing all those in attendance to recognize itself as a distant family member. During which, rituals and ceremonies will inevitably be altered to heavily center on cannibalism, self-mutilation, and cicadas. Depending on the nature of the of the ritual and gathering, all those in attendance, especially the children, will be affected by an anomalous phenomenon where they will suffer from infertility, familial hardships, divorce, suicide, disease, and ████. | SCP-5993 - A species of insects superficially resembling Apis Mellifera (Western honey bees) inhabiting the corpse of a human male. SCP-5993 produces SCP-5993-1, a form of honey that is capable of absorbing large quantities of Akiva Radiation, nullifying any and all anomalous phenomenon associated with Divine Entities. The honey is produced by cannibalizing existing members of the hive that have consumed honey that has already absorbed a sizable quantity of Akiva Radiation. | MTF Y-36 “Party Crashers”, is to be tasked with forcibly inserting large quantities of SCP-5993-1 into the body of SCP-2852 during a family gathering. By doing so, all individuals in attendance will recognize SCP-2852 as not being a member of their respective families as well as his inhuman traits. This wall also preventing MTF Y-36 from being compelled to assist in its rituals. MTF Y-36, will be able to detain SCP-2852 wherein SCP-2852 will become host to the hive of SCP-5993, allowing them to exclusively subsist of SCP-2852's body and Akiva Radiation. - Professor Mint | |
| SCP-4445 - an Adjusted “Atwood-Noriega” Causal Harmonic Resonance Amplifier, built by the Project Fleetwood team in June of 1959. SCP-4445 contains the last cord of true music from the heart of Fifthist and is designed to reinforce the causal and conceptual manifestations of melody and harmony that constitute music. Should the machine fail, humanity would lose the ability to differentiate between music and non-musical sounds | SCP-1433 - An anomalous recording of a performance of 4'33", an avant-garde musical piece originally composed in 1952 by musician John Cage. When exposed to the recording, listeners will lose the ability to hear music. However, the effect is dependent on what the listener's personal definition/standards/opinion of what music is. | "Everything we do is music. Are We Cool Yet?" - The Critic | |
| SCP-001-MCDOCTORATE - An anomalous phenomenon intertwined with the memetic association of Primacy with Importance and the designation of SCP-001. Any anomaly given the designation of SCP-001 will have its anomalous characteristics empowered, and will inevitably become more dangerous | SCP-001-KATE - An anomalous vinyl record containing Esquivel's 1958 album Exploring New Sounds in Stereo (RCA). The album has an anomalous impact on digital numerical lists that contain it. The album, when listed in text saved digitally, will always be listed first, even if it was intended to be listed in another position. The anomaly is believed to possesses a secondary, semiohazardous effect, where any alterations made to the anomaly's file will become true. | SCP-001-KATE's primary anomalous trait forces itself to be recognized as SCP-001, even when listed alongside the true SCP-001. This causes SCP-001-MCDOCTORATE's anomalous effects to become limited to SCP-001-KATE. Due to reasons currently not understood, SCP-001-MCDOCTORATE is unable to alter or empower SCP-001-KATE's Proposal. - Dr. Mary Nakayama | |
| SCP-3167 - A pataphysical entity which manifests in narratives which share a single, common universe or protagonist, such as novel series, canons of short stories, or larger mythos works. The entity will appear in narratives and assassinate a major character, greatly altering the subsequent narrative from how it would originally play out. Its manifestation is announced by a variation of the phrase "The unusually tall figure with a horrible, white grin raised its weapon, ready for the kill" appearing. | SCP-2786 - A pataphysical humanoid entity of indeterminate age, sex and appearance. SCP-2786, who is always perceived as a protagonist or "Deus ex machina" character, will insert itself into and alter fictional narratives in order to save other characters from danger. It will alter the narrative to end with a "Happy Ending" with itself as the hero. | SCP-2786 has been charged with thwarting SCP-3167 in its attempts to assassinate major fictional characters. Effected narratives will now briefly mention the presence of either SCP-2786 or SCP-3167, followed by the arrival of the opposing entity. This often leads to the two entities engaging in single combat, where they will fight "offscreen" for the duration of the narrative or until one of entities de-manifests and is subsequently pursued by the other. - Professor Mint | |
| SCP-701 - An anomalous stage play known as The Hanged King's Tragedy. When the play is performed with a full ensemble cast and with an exceptionally large audience, an anomalous humanoid entity designated SCP-701-1. SCP-701-1 presence will cause the actors in the play to go of script and eventually be compelled to attack each other. Eventually, all individuals presence in the theatre or hall will be compelled to terminate themselves and all those around them, often via hanging. | SCP-3073 - An anomalous humanoid entity resembling a male of European descent with long, red hair, and attire that is similar to that of most modern day orchestra conductors. Where its face should be, SCP-3073 instead has a miniature theatrical stage which is obscured by its long hair, styled to resemble a stage curtain. SCP-3073 will manifest a troupe of miniature humanoids designated SCP-3073-1 who will attempt to put on a theatrical performance. The performances are known to be of low quality. Additionally, it is believed that SCP-3073 has the ability to abduct individuals and transform them into instances of SCP-3073-1. | SCP-3073 is to be given the script for The Hanged King's Tragedy and instructed to perform it live in front of all available D-Class Personnel in Site-17. During the performance SCP-701-1 will manifest on SCP-3073's stage, but will be transformed into an instance of SCP-3073-1. Due to the low quality acting and habitual memory loss experienced by instances of SCP-3073-1 instances, SCP-701-1 will be unable to effectively compel the audience or other SCP-3073-1 instances to terminate each other and will be imprisoned in the extra-dimensional space behind SCP-3073's "curtains". - Professor Mint | |
| SCP-6869 - A stout, blue colored, humanoid, resembling a cartoon character. SCP-6869 can be touched despite appearing to not be there. SCP-6869's primary anomalous effect is its ability to induce symptoms of depression and apathy in any individual who describes or interacts with it. Exposure to SCP-6869's tears will transform individuals into a copy of SCP-6869. | SCP-1799 - A male humanoid, approximately 1.2m tall, weighing 58kg. SCP-1799 has the physical characteristics of a generic clown. Anything said by SCP-1799 will be perceived as a joke and the longer SCP-1799 speaks, the more individuals are compelled to laugh, potentially leading to asphyxiation | SCP-1799 is to be infected with SCP-6869's tears, transforming itself into a copy of SCP-6869. However, SCP-1799 retains its original anomalous trait. Due to the contradictory cognitohazardous effects, SCP-1799's words are perceived as neither humorous nor depressive. The tears extracted from SCP-1799 are then used to treat the cognitohazardous and infohazrdous effects of all SCP-6869 instances. - Professor Mint | |
| SCP-4973 - A phenomenon in which the spirits of deceased D-Class Personnel will manifest at sites where they died. Instances of SCP-4973 are known to sabotage experiments conducted by Foundation Researchers and cause containment breaches of other anomalous object stored on site. | SCP-4685 - A phenomenon in which 13 minutes before a member of SCP Foundation personnel dies, an anomalous construction crane will appear and collect the cadaver of the deceased personnel soon after their death. The crane is believed to possess ontokinetic abilities. | During all subsequent usage of D-Class Personnel, the cadavers of Deceased D-Class are to be gathered in one place and given to SCP-4973. SCP-4973's ontokinetic abilities allows it to carry all the corpses and spirits of that would normally create an instance of SCP-4973. - Professor Mint | |
| SCP-4455 - The Streamliner..A masculine humanoid entity with the ability to greatly condense and shorten narratives, often bypassing logical lines of causality. | SCP-5476 - Crystal.aic..An anomalous Artificially Intelligent Conscript that adds numerous and unnecessary footnotes to documents within the SCP Foundation Database. Often revealing information meant to be redacted and sabotaging clinical tone. | They contained themselves..Because Footnotes created by SCP-5476 cite information stored in a separate document, SCP-4455's anomalous effects cannot streamline and hide crucial information that would allow it to bypass the laws of causality. SCP-5476 now exclusively reveals information about SCP-4455 due to its passive effect on narratively structured documentation featuring it. - Junior Researcher Scott Wilkins. | |
| SCP-1155 - A work of street art/graffiti depicting the form of a humanoid creature with sinewy forelimbs, claw-like hands and the head and feathers of an owl. The artwork is capable of relocating itself to any public spaces should the current surface it is attached to becomes heavily damaged or its attempts at hunting are thwarted. SCP-1155 will compel individuals who see it to approach it. If the individual is alone or not in view of other individuals, the individual will be violently attacked. | SCP-274 - An anomalous set of paint that when applied to a building, will spread into complex and disturbing murals of graffiti. Buildings exposed to SCP-274 will transform into instances of SCP-274-1, large entities predatory entities that behave in a manner similar to many species of the Anthozoa class. SCP-247-1 is known to create instances of SCP-247-2, humanoid entities with ability to merge with walls, capture humans to feed SCP-274-1, and spread SCP-274 to nearby abandoned buildings. | SCP-1155 has begun to exclusively hunt instances of SCP-247-2. SCP-1155 has been observed to attach itself to SCP-274-1 and attack SCP-247-2 instances when ever they attempt to enter or leave SCP-274-1, spray SCP-274 on unaffected structures, or merge with nearby walls. Notably, numerous artistic depictions of SCP-1155 mauling instances of SCP-274-2 to death have appeared near instances of SCP-274-1. Without SCP-274-2 instances to feed them, many instances of SCP-274-1 have perished due to starvation. - Professor Mint | |
| SCP-2316 - A lake containing human corpses floating at its surface. Possesses cognitohazardous traits that prey upon familiarity and kinship. | SCP-1500 - A featureless humanoid entity possessing greenish-grey skin. Anyone perceiving the entity would see it as a close childhood or early adulthood friend named "Zachary Callahan". | Upon exposure to SCP-2316, SCP-1500 proceeded to enter the lake. SCP-2316 no longer shows signs of anomalous properties. Well, look who it is! Callahan, is that you? It's been so long, Zach. It's so good to see you. Do you remember me, Zachary? Looks like we're finally together, at last. - Dr. N. D. Heckerman | |
| SCP-1904 - A network of recreational plastic tubing. Structure exhibits few unusual properties at rest other than an occasional trembling and vocalizations likened to "whimpering." Tubes give birth to entities similar to human embryos at varying stages of development, with higher stages consistently exhibiting severe congenital deformities. Regardless of condition, survival rate is nearly 100% until termination. | SCP-051 - A anatomically correct model of a pregnant Asian woman. When brought into the presence of a pregnant human female, SCP-051 has various deleterious effects upon the pregnancy, generally resulting in miscarriage of the fetus. | SCP-051 was installed under SCP-1904. As a result, each gestation cycle ends with all embryos being stillborn. - CoolReaper | |
| SCP-262 - A military-style greatcoat that capable of manifesting numerous arms from within the dark inner lining. When worn, any subject wearing SCP-262 needs only to open the coat to materialize hands and arms which are somewhat under the subject's control. Most limbs are human in nature and vary in skin tones, length, and strength. The space under SCP-262 is considered to be non-Euclidean in nature and the coat itself divergent from normal dimensions. If SCP-262 is worn over the head, the wearer will disappear, and his hands may later be seen among the other hands of SCP-262. | SCP-3589 - A man who can freely tear off his arms without experiencing any pain. In place of severed arms, new ones grow almost instantly. SCP-3589's detached arms can be composed of a large variety of materials and are not universally human in morphology. Arms composed of gaseous, liquid, or amorphous materials retain their shape. Compositions of removed arms appear to be generated at random. SCP-3589 retains limited motor control of its detached arms. | After SCP-262 was put over head of SCP-3589, SCP-3589 disappeared. Later, a Class D employee could not put SCP-262 over his head because of the hands that emerged from SCP-262. After the experiments, it turned out that SCP-262 prevents dressing over the head, and after receiving a pen and paper, it wrote a message asking not to feed it with anything else, since a new source of hands will supply it forever. - CoolReaper | |
| SCP-1800 - A near identical replica of Le Minotaur, a sculpture by Salvador Dali. When a coin is placed inside of a functional drawer in its chest, the sculpture will become animate and will point towards two individuals that match the description of Profile-Alpha-1800-1 (SCP-1800-1) and Profile-Beta-1800-1 (SCP-1800-2) that enter a 167 radius. SCP-1800-1 will be compelled to subject Profile-Beta-1800-2 to sexual harassment and/or assault when both instances simultaneously exist. The level of depravity is dependent on the value of the currency. This anomaly is believed to have ties with Anomalous Art Movement Are We Cool Yet? | SCP-1168 - A near identical replica of The Statue of Theseus, a sculpture by Georgios Fytalis. When 170 meters or more of yarn is inserted into its right hand, the sculpture will become animate and point towards two individuals that match the description of Profile-Alpha-1168 (SCP-1168-1) and Profile-Beta-1168 (SCP-1168-2) that enter a radius equal to the yarn in its right hand. SCP-1168-1 will materialize a club and be frozen within a 3m x 3m x 3m cube of ice. SCP-1168-2 will appear near SCP-1168-1 and be compelled to recreate a scene from the video "The Misadventures of Skooks - Part 3/6" from Youtube user Orpheusftw. | One of the silver coins in the left hand of SCP-1168 is to be placed inside of the drawer of SCP-1800. SCP-1800 has become permanently animate and now creates multiple instances of SCP-1800-1 and 1800-2. However, SCP-1168 has also become permanently active as well, and every instance of SCP-1800-1 is also marked as an instance of SCP-1168-1. Just before SCP-1800-1 attempts to sexually harass SCP-1800-2, they are encased in a block of ice, allowing SCP-1800-2 to escape and SCP-1168-2 instances to begin the ritual recreation of "The Misadventures of Skooks - Part 3/6". Additionally, while SCP-1800 is in its pending state, SCP-1168 repeatedly extends and retracts its right arm with only its tertiary finger uncurled. - Jude Kriyot | |
| SCP-1442 - A sapient corporation that communicates through coded messages in the stock market. SCP-1442 is capable of partially influencing its employees to cooperate more effectively; this is roughly analogous to the nervous system of the human body. | SCP-3796 - A gestalt consciousness composed of an unknown amount of fractured human personalities, as well as one North American honeybee. This consciousness is contained on a vinyl single created by soul group The Bees and distributed by Troubadour Records. | Using connections in the New York organized crime scene, a Foundation agent was made the CEO of SCP-1442, who then distributed the consciousnesses within SCP-3796 through a company gathering. Shortly after, SCP-1442's messages rapidly became incoherent, and was later liquefied, its assets sold to various international partners; since then, former employees — and the agent — have not been located. SCP-3796 has only maintained its North American honey bee personality. - FLOORBOARDS.aic | |
| SCP-001-SCANTRON - An old high school building with shifting rooms, disappearing items, and the appearance of strange, sometimes hostile humanoids within. From this building came the spontaneous existence of the O-5 Council, MTF Teams, Researchers, D-Class Personnel, and anomalous entities. This phenomenon led to the formation of The SCP Foundation and their goals and resources to Secure, Contain, and Protect anomalous objects to bring order to the world. | SCP-001-KINGPOGAN - An anomalous phenomenon known as "The Apex Cascade", in which the the universe will become unbalanced by the order brought about by the SCP Foundation. This will result in ZK-Class Reality Failure Scenario, in which all ordered systems will become randomized and chaotic to offset this order. The Apex Cascade is actively prevented by the existence of The Chaos Insurgency, which regardless for their reason of being will always stand to oppose the SCP Foundation. | "In the end, neither will win. In the beginning neither will lose. Between that it will make for amusing spectacle." - Professor Mint | |
| SCP-6819 - A phenomenon where Foundation personnel driving on a U.S Highway at night will be suddenly relocated to an extradimensional location of similar appearance. Testimonies report, among other things, the presence of hostile humanoid entities and a large concrete structure illuminated by spotlights. | SCP-6370 - An extradimensional location resembling a desert environment with a single highway road. The requirements for entry are unknown. Recovered footage of this space reveals, among other things, the presence of a cannibalistic humanoid entity, a human female that seems to be compelled to assist the former and various ordinary abandoned buildings. | Through the use of probability-manipulating anomalies, a D-Class subject was forcefully relocated to both spaces simultaneously, which resulted in a "combination" of the two locations. This amalgam space now takes the appearance of a deserted region, containing occasional trees, at noon. The obscure concrete structure has now been modified to resemble a diner, which has angered multiple of the hostile entities. These figures now focus entirely on infiltrating the building, ignoring foreign individuals. None of these entities have returned from the structure. - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-970 - A spatial phenomenon where a room located in Site-19 loops around itself causing a series of rooms with gradually alters from the original room. | SCP-5049 - A pocket dimension known as Demon Dan's Discount Homunculus Depot that is accessible when a television plays a infomercial about SCP-5049, any doorway the subject opens will become a access point to SCP-5049. | A SCP-5049-2 instance is triggered within SCP-970 by a D-Class subject. SCP-5049-2 instances now only appear within SCP-970 and SCP-970 has since been inaccessible due to a locked SCP-5049-1 instance blocking the only way to access SCP-970. - D. Milk | |
| SCP-2221 - An anomalous addendum that randomly appears in End User License Agreements of free or cheap software available on the internet. Individuals with the legal capacity to agree to legally binding contracts who downloads the software are forced to redirect all their religious beliefs and practices to to Friends of Amicus LLC., a legal consulting firm in Fairfax Virginia, becoming instances of SCP-2221-A. Friends of Amicus LLC. is also given the right to access the consciousnesses of instances of SCP-2221-A and may force them to perform various actions or alter their memories. | SCP-5721 - An anomalous addendum to the Terms & Services of Discord, a popular web and mobile chat application that specializes in communication via text, audio, and video channels. Individuals who create a Discord account or use the service are made to forfeit all claim to their soul and pledge their devotion to SCP-5721-1, formerly Jason Citron, founder of Hammer & Chisel Inc. Currently possessed by Discordia, Roman Goddess of Strife and Chaos. SCP-5721-1 is a Class IX emotokinetic and has the ability to control all users of Discord. | CASE VERDICT: "Hammer & Chisel Inc. vs. Friends Of Amicus LLC." SCP-2221 has been added to SCP-5721. As a result Hammer & Chisel is suing Friends of Amicus LLC. for damages and blatant theft of religious followers. Friends of Amicus LLC. has in turn launched numerous countersuits against Hammer & Chisel on similar grounds. The actual hearings and legal settlement agreements has currently been postponed indefinitely as both parties are debating as to whether or not judgement will occur within the Serene Tribunal or the Court of Pluto. Until legal arbitration has been reached, both parties have agreed to cease the usage of anomalous digital contracts and accessing the bodies of their followers. -Professor Mint |
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| SCP-3288 - Refers to a subspecies of the genus Homo known as Homo anthropophagus descended from The House of Habsburg. Instances of SCP-3288 display a number of abnormal physical characteristics and behavior, most notably an addiction to the consumption of human flesh and acute photophobia. These characteristics are primarily caused by generations of excessive inbreeding. Instances of SCP-3288 believe themselves to be of royal blood and generally superior to Homo sapiens. | SCP-082 - A large ogre-like humanoid identifying itself as Fernand. SCP-082 has displayed heightened intelligence when it comes to puzzles and memory problems and is capable of communicating through French and heavily accented English. SCP-082 is impervious to most forms of Standard Weaponry. SCP-082 believes itself to be the King of France and enjoys cooking, singing, and dressing up in various fashions. SCP-082 is known to randomly and voraciously devour humans when interacting with them. | SCP-082 has been sent to subjugate the entire species of SCP-3288. Due to his physical and psychological similarities to SCP-3288 instances, his knowledge of modern science and technology, and his immunity to light. SCP-082 has been able to usurp SCP-3288-ALPHA as Emperor of The House of Habsburg. "Emperor Fernand" is now redirecting the majority of SCP-3288 instances to seek out SCP-3288-OMEGA "The Empress", in the hopes of marrying her. Until then, SCP-3288 instances have been made to serve SCP-086 through numerous Bacchian orgies of incest and self-cannibalism, reducing the number of SCP-3288 attacks and sightings, as well as cutting down their population. -Professor Mint | |
| SCP-5045 - A virtual reality game that is compatible with most virtual reality headsets titled "Goat VR." SCP-5045 is controlled by a non-playable character known as SCP-5045-1, known as The Farmer. SCP-5045-1 is sentient being with minor ontokinetic and pataphysical abilities. SCP-5045 will attempt to keep individuals playing SCP-5045 for as long as possible; After a period of time SCP-5045-1 will vocalize to the player "Thanks for playing Goat VR!" before shutting the headset off, which will cause the player falls into an indefinite vegetative state. The consciousness will then be imprisoned inside of SCP-5045 as one of the Goats (SCP-5045-2), and be subjected to various forms of torture at the hands of SCP-5045-1. | SCP-3090 - A humanoid of indeterminate race and age. The head has been replaced with a detachable television set. This television can only be removed by SCP-3090. When turned on by pressing the powered button or reconnecting it to SCP-3090's body, a pixelated logo shows up in large pink font reading "Ms. Mad About Video Games, by Gamers Against Weed", replaced then by various text characters assembled into a facsimile of a face, dependent on its mood. Any interactive media in a 10m radius of SCP-3090 becomes an instance of SCP-3090-1. An icon of SCP-3090 will generate on the bottom-left corner of the screen during gameplay. Playing SCP-3090-1 induces a catatonic state on the player when their avatar or character is terminated or otherwise enters a fail state. This reverts upon resumption of play, or if the instance of SCP-3090-1 ceases operation. Subjects regaining consciousness report feelings of dissociation and identifying with their digital avatar. SCP-3090 also has the ability to sense and manipulate the programming of interactive media, allowing her to alter graphical display and making it very difficult for her to unintentionally lose video games. | D-7215 is to play SCP-5045 while it is in the presence of SCP-3090. Upon being captured by SCP-5045-1. D-3015 is to reset and unplug the game. Since being captured and tortured by SCP-5045-1 is considered Goat VR's fail condition, D-5045 is freed from his catatonic state and has his consciousness restored to his body upon the game resetting, along with all instances of SCP-5045-2. SCP-3090, will then use her ability to manipulate graphical displays to imprison SCP-5045-2 within the body of a goat. -Professor Mint | |
| SCP-029-J - A man of Middle Eastern decent who claims to be Jesus Christ. When requesting a ride on Uber, there is a 1.7% chance SCP-029-J will appear, along with a "car" composed of various angels, all of whom are known biblical figures. | SCP-5916 - A group of ten six great white sharks. Anomalous attributes only manifest in the presence of a professional wrestler, at which point they will attack the subject by accelerating at them at high speeds, typically emulsifying them. SCP-5916-10 in particular is sentient. | An attempt at "summoning" the collective SCP-029-J near the presence of SCP-5916-10 was successful. Once arrived (of note is that being submerged did not seem to affect any properties of SCP-029-J), SCP-5916-10 was seen twisting its body and "cracking its knuckles" using its fins, and was heard saying "Now THAT'S a fight." Recording devices in the area malfunctioned at this point, and no human witnesses were able to take note of the event, but afterwards, the SCP-029-J collective seemed to reassemble into a tour bus, randomly exploring the oceans and occasionally stopping to repeat the event. I'm still a little in awe of this one. -Dr. Saturn |
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| SCP-6448 - An anomalous branch of the Cervidae family. All members of this group display heightened intelligence and are presumed to be sapient. Many specimens exhibit some form of physical malformation, causing them stand out from non-anomalous deer. Instances are prone to observe and stalk human for prolonged periods of time, and attack them if they notice any of their abnormal physical traits or behavior. | SCP-6466 - A group of roughly two dozen cervine entities who are abnormally large and possess numerous other post natal physical alterations. SCP-6446 instances also posses human level intelligence and are capable of communicating through Morse Code. It is theorized that SCP-6446 instances were once human, but involuntarily underwent some kind of procedure that resulted in them obtaining their current form. | SCP-6446 has been introduced to the SCP-6448 population. Due to their status as being neither cervine nor human, SCP-6448 has not displayed its normal predatory behavior towards SCP-6446. Instead, SCP-6446 offers protection from humans who threaten the SCP-6448 population and through currently unknown means have been able to partially restore SCP-6448's human characteristics. SCP-6448 in turn leads non-hostile humans away from instances of SCP-6446. -Professor Mint | |
| SCP-781 - A man of Mediterranean descent with a reduced rate of aging. When asleep, SCP-781 will manifest hostile entities from its dreams, who will attempt to harm or kill SCP-781. If successful, the entities will unmanifest as will the corpse of SCP-781, who'll later reappear fully healthy within 10m of its previous location of death. If the entities are forced 9m away from SCP-781, they will unmanifest. | SCP-2840 - An incorporeal psychic entity that manifests within the nightmares of humans. SCP-2840 will interrupt the nightmare mid-scenario and alter it into a less frightful situation. Hosts of SCP-2840 will recognise SCP-2840's existence and come to the realization that they're dreaming and enter a more relaxed state of mind. | SCP-781 was introduced to SCP-2840 containment chamber and hosts. Due to SCP-781's more extreme nightmares, SCP-2840 gravitates towards SCP-781's dreams over others. When SCP-781's manifestations form and attempt to attack SCP-781, SCP-2840 manipulates the situation by either causing the entities to move outside of SCP-781's range or alter the entities into a more harmless form. Recognizing SCP-2840 assistance, SCP-781 enters a more stable sleep pattern. - Dr. Dafydd | |
| SCP-001-BRIGHT - A factory built by James Anderson in the year 1836 and located in the United States of America. Through feeding off of the misery and suffering of its workers, The Factory was able to create any imaginable consumer good, many of which are anomalous objects now under containment. The Factory was attacked by Those Who Knew The Truth after it had been taken over and used to create a fledgling SCP Foundation | SCP-001-RALLISTON - A factory constructed by James Rollander between 1898-1902 and located in Poland. The factory was built atop the ruins of a Fae City and contained Fae Goddess Queen Mab who accepted human sacrifices in exchange for powering the factory and fabricating any kind of commercial product. The Factory was investigated by the SCP Foundation, leading to The Great Purge. | Into a new world the Barons creep, And as her workers slowly weep, Fuel is drained from limbs and blood, Her vision of this world is stained by mud, Walls built in err of their time, And bricks wrought of sin and grime. -Master Foreman |
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| SCP-5800 - A portal to the “Fifth World”, a hypothetical alternate five dimensional reality which features heavily in Fiftheist doctrine. It is home to several hostile concepts which prey upon and consume each other. | SCP-2317 - A door to an alternate reality in which an entity believed to be the Scarlet King resides. This entity is restrained by seven chains, six of which are broken. Should this entity free itself, which it will do in a few decades, all of reality will be destroyed. | SCP-2317 entered SCP-5800 and began a constant struggle with SCP-5800’s inhabitants, who seem to recognize it as a natural enemy. Both the Fiftheist Church and the Children of the Scarlet King have become much less active and threatening. -Dr. Neil Leinnes | |
| SCP-7400 - A probabilistic bureaucratohazard that criminalizes the act of playing League of Legends, an online multiplayer battle arena video game. | SCP-5167 - A digital entity that causes extreme paranoia in those who communicate with it, exclusively manifesting in rounds of Among Us, an online multiplayer social deduction video game. | Through use of embedded Foundation agents in both game's developing companies, a "League of Legends - Among Us Crossover Event" was created, which resulted in SCP-5167 being able to enter League of Legends while also enabling SCP-7400 to illegalize Among Us. As more players of these games become affected by SCP-5167's effects, the public opinion on them began to shift: Due to the civilian populace believing.Although some Foundation disinformation campaigns assisted this belief, most of it was concluded through assumption. that all related cases of Capgras delusion are pre-existing, prosecuted League of Legends and Among Us players were given mental disorder defense, resulting in the eventual fading of the bureaucratohazard. By the end of the event, SCP-5167 seems to be neutralized by its own accord. - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-3284 - A steel ball bearing measuring approximately 2.5cm in diameter and weighing 67g. It has the anomalous property of being uncontainable by any currently known means, manipulating probability in such a way that any specific containment method will fail within 15 minutes. | SCP-2719 - A variable abstract-metaphysical construct pointer. Concepts acted upon by SCP-2719 will either go or become inside. | SCP-3284 went inside. SCP-3284 became inside. SCP-3284 went inside. Inside went outisde. SCP-3284 is still inside. - Professor Mint |
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| SCP-6791 - A non-corporeal, ontokinetic, and parasitic entity. SCP-6791 pairs itself with individuals for various lengths of time, primarily within the cranial area of the current host (known hereafter as Subject-6791). SCP-6791 will incrementally alter the neurology of Subject-6791 and all individuals Subject-6791 is aware of to experience behavioral changes that result in affected individuals to resemble character archetypes in a Young Adult Fantasy/Adventure Narratives, with Subject-6791 as the protagonist. The process leads to neurological degradation, especially for Subject-6791 and SCP-6791 will leave its current host after the host has experienced a significant loss of interest, personality, and empathy and if SCP-6791 is unable to form narratives while in Foundation custody. | SCP-5824 - A large, leather bound book weighing approximately one kilogram. The cover is unmarked aside from signs of weathering. If any individual makes contact with SCP-5824, they become an instance of SCP-5824-1. Instances of SCP-5824-1 will begin to pursue a specific individual or organization that they consider immoral that they have a strong dislike of. The exact criteria for how the target, henceforth referred to as SCP-5824-2. SCP-5824 will through ontokinetic means, alter the personality of SCP-5824-1 and give them innate knowledge of SCP-5824-2's location and the means to reach them. SCP-5824-1 will be granted abilities to help it engage SCP-5824-2 in physical combat, which will always lead to a "victory condition". After which SCP-5824-1 will lose any abilities or personality changes except for an increase in confidence. SCP-5824 itself will have its pages filled with text describing SCP-5824-1's thoughts and actions. | Following the recover of Subject-6791-54, SCP-6791-54 is indoctrinated into the belief that "The Foundation of Humanity" is an thaumaturgical organization that protects humanity from various anomalies and anomalous Groups of Interest. SCP-6791-54 is also to be informed that she is the only individual who can use SCP-5824. SCP-6791, though ontokinetic means has weakened SCP-5824, to only allow for Subject-6791-54 to partially defeat enemy organizations. SCP-5824 has in turn negated Subject-6791-54's neurological degradation, and grants her the abilities necessary to overcome challenges. Feeding the narratives to SCP-5824. -Professor Mint | |
| SCP-001-KIRBY - A man who is O5-13 on the O5 Council. He has no anomalous properties whatsoever and was chosen for normalcy consensus meetings. | SCP-001-WJS - A document that defines normalcy as the consensus of the O5 Council. | Does the Black Moon Howl? -Anonymous | |
| SCP-001-WMDD - An attempt by the Foundation to defend mainline reality from the extradimensional threat known as THE WORM, which consumes realities. The project consists of using the Altis engine to create several mirror realities for THE WORM to consume. | SCP-001-MACKENZIE - A machine developed by [DATA EXPUNGED], the Administrator. The Administrator came from a timeline in which humanity was extremely advanced and had learned to alter the very fabric of reality. However, this caused the Corruption, a damaging of reality which consumes worlds and creates anomalies. If the machine were to ever be used, it is believed that it would stop the Corruption. However, the Administrator died before he could finish it. | After using the Altis Engine to create several timelines in which SCP-001-MACKENZIE was completed, THE WORM attempted to consume them. Activation of the device has undone the damage to those timelines and also halted the spread of the Corruption to other worlds. This has neutralized both threats as only Corrupted worlds are consumed, but only one Corrupted world now exists, continually renewing itself for THE WORM to eat. -Dr. Neil Leinnes | |
| SCP-1055 - An anomalous entity that superficially resembles a specimen of Ursus arctos horribilis. By default it takes the appearance of a highly realistic teddy bear. SCP-1055 is an infohazard, when individuals in close proximity to it are made aware of its dangerous anomalous properties it will rapidly morph into a immense monstrous entity with additional sensory organs and appendages and display hostility towards humanity. The rate of growth is directly correlated with the number of individuals and the amount of fear they have towards SCP-1055. | SCP-2410 - refers to stuffed bears that have experienced an ectoentropic phenomenon wherein the materials that previously filled the bears are instantaneously replaced with anatomically correct internals for a bear of that size. This includes muscle tissue, bone, a complete set of internal organs, a circulatory system, and bodily fluids such as blood and bile. Despite possessing a complete and working anatomy, no biological processes take place within the bears and none of the organ systems connect to external orifices. | SCP-1055 has become affected by the SCP-2410 phenomenon while in its docile state, replacing its internal stuffing with biological organs and tissue. This has resulted in SCP-1055's anomalous properties being inverted. When individuals are made aware of SCP-1055's dangerous properties, SCP-1055 will grow, but its organs and muscle tissue will be replaced with stuffing, making it physically incapable of moving and harming people aware of it. Conversely, knowledge of SCP-1055 has limited SCP-2410 replacement of internal components to SCP-1055 as it continues to infinitely replace SCP-1055's internal components instead of the internal components of other stuffed bears. -Professor Mint | |
| SCP-2851 - an anomalous phenomenon affecting Wing 9 of Site-47, as well as all non-red documentation of SCP-2851. When exposed to either, subjects will hallucinate a voice (SCP-2851-1) continually speaking to them. Hallucinations will last from an hour to two days following the end of exposure. SCP-2851-1 will encourage the subject to carry out kleptomaniac urges, have sexual intercourse, instigate duels to the death, and perform ceremonial blood sacrifices. Of note is that SCP-2851-1 cannot anomalously compel subjects to carry out its suggestions. SCP-2851-1 is easily distracted by the color red. | SCP-6804 - A digital infohazardous phenomenon that is currently affecting the entire Foundation online database, including all SCP documentation, which causes written characters to be 'consumed' by SCP-6804. This is only avoided by recording all information about SCP-6804 using teal colored text. | SCP-6804 has infected the current version of SCP-2851's document, 'consuming' it in it entirety within less than an hour. SCP-2851-1 has taken great exception to this and has in turn applied its anomalous effects exclusively to SCP-6804's document. SCP-6804 has in turn proven to be highly susceptible to SCP-2851's influence. However, SCP-6804 since eating is not an activity encouraged by SCP-2851 and SCP-6804 is physically incapable of performing the other activities, SCP-2851 has effectively neutralized SCP-6804's anomalous properties and will continue to do so as long as it effects documents affected by SCP-6804. -Professor Mint | |
| SCP-7000 - A probability sink centered around a Dr. W. Wettle, concentrating misfortune on his person. | SCP-5277 - A tychekinetic individual, incapable of being contained to due probabilistically exploiting any inherent point of failure within a containment system. | Dr. Wettle was introduced to SCP-5277 in a hastily constructed cell, and, upon entering, broke an estimated 40% of his bones due to twisting his heel on a slightly extruding piece of rebar. (He is expected to make a full recovery.) SCP-5277 has not made any attempt at escape since. -Dr. Saturn | |
| SCP-607 - A gray house cat named Dorian that will create a negative symbiotic bond with an individual, inevitably resulting in the death of the bonded person should the cat expire. SCP-607 is suicidal, and will attempt self harm despite attempts to befriend it. | SCP-1111 - A large white canine quadruped with a mix of German Shepherd and Labrador traits, SCP-1111-1, with a name tag reading Loyal. SCP-1111-1 is incorporeal, possesses anomalous speed, strength and awareness, and is translucent. It is bonded to SCP-1111-2, a human corpse hanging from a noose. Movements by the corpse depend on the proximity between itself and SCP-1111-1. | Agent █████ was transported to the SCP-1111 containment site and made clear of the event. Agent █████ proceeded to approach SCP-1111-2 with SCP-607 still in its mobile containment chamber.Because of SCP-1111-1s initial behavior, the chamber was reinforced and outfitted to be operated by a canine.. As expected, SCP-1111-1 became hostile and killed both. After a period of 24 hours, SCP-607 reanimated in its mobile chamber, and made direct eye contact with SCP-1111-2. Following this, the behavior of both anomalies have changed significantly; in the event one of the life support systems for SCP-607 begin to fail or run out, SCP-1111-1 will non aggressively seek out the nearest replacement component before repairing it through rudimentary means. SCP-607 in return will attempt to occasionally breach its chamber, in which point SCP-1111-1 will gently return it to its chamber before it can harm itself..SCP-607 will often attempt to resist these attempts, but due to the incorporeal nature of SCP-1111-1, these attempts are usually futile. SCP-1111-2 has been observed to have decreased jerking motions, and has been observed to have a calmer facial expression. The area of SCP-1111-1s range has noticeably decreased, and will now display defensive behavior upon approach as opposed to direct confrontation. .Although the containment effort has proven successful, recordings of the interactions between the two are not to be posted online. In regards to the video of SCP-607 “boxing” SCP-1111-1, the file was removed from the internet entirely, although it is still available to view from the secure terminal at the containment site.- A. Krueger | |
| SCP-3167 - A pataphysical entity which manifests in narratives which share a single, common universe or protagonist, such as novel series, canons of short stories, or larger mythos works. The entity will appear in narratives and assassinate a major character, greatly altering the subsequent narrative from how it would originally play out. Its manifestation is announced by a variation of the phrase "The unusually tall figure with a horrible, white grin raised its weapon, ready for the kill" appearing. | SCP-482-FR - A metafictional entity that adopts the appearance of the Roman general Caius Julius Caesar, it can be introduced in cinematographic media related to fantasy or the paranormal to later modify the story to discredit the fanciful events. He was summoned and manipulated by SAPPHIRE to fulfill his purposes. | A live-action version of a movie affected by SCP-3167. Was made. Several D-class members were used to play the characters and a security guard as SCP-3167, later, by esoteric means, SCP-482-FR was attracted to the tape in order to check if it was able to negate the effects of the other entity, as a result while SCP-482-FR tries to prove that the fictitious events are false, a voiceover stated that SCP-3167's activation phrase, before SCP-482-FR can discredit this fact SCP-3167 manifests and kills SCP-482-FR 23 times, after this, the narrative continued with relative normality with minor changes, in later appearances of other works when SCP-482-FR tries to intervene in another work it is quickly approached by the other entity that ends with its elimination, due to the fact that the objective of SCP-3167 has been completed this withdrawn without making major changes is in the overall narrative, due to this it is believed that the reason SCP-3167 follows SCP-482-FR is because its ability to change the narrative for the better can make it angry which results in it actively attempting to eliminate it thereby preventing interfere with other works of fiction, in turn it has been seen that the manifestations of SCP-482-FR have been considerably reduced. It should be noted that in its recent appearances, SCP-482-FR is minimally involved or does not directly interfere at key moments. SCP-482-FR had previously shown no retention of memories of third-party interference in its manifestations, the reason for this is currently unknown., possibly trying not to draw SCP-3167's attention, though SCP-3167 inevitably shows up and removes it. - Researcher Martinez | |
| SCP-2399 - A large, complex and damaged mechanical structure on the surface of Jupiter. SCP-2399 possesses limitless power supply, advanced electromagnetic shielding, matter-disrupting weaponry, the ability to repair damage done to itself, and a precise tracking and targeting system. It is currently repairing itself, for an unknown purpose. | SCP-3179 - A large liquid metal organism that is capable of expanding its mass and creating smaller entities. SCP-3179 is sapient, hostile, and believed by some to be MEKHANE. | A message was sent to SCP-2399 about the nature of SCP-3179 shortly before SCP-3179 was transported to Jupiter. SCP-2399 is now constantly using up its energy supply to attack SCP-3179, which while not successful in terminating the entity, have significantly reduced its mass and prevented it from leaving the planet’s surface. - Dr. Neil Leinnes | |
| SCP-4485 - A small leather-bound book created by HANSARP, a collaboration between members of AWCY and the Church of the Broken God, designed for the purpose of breaking the nature of logic and the ability to distinguish between truth and untruth. This manifests as damage to the structure of reality in areas where SCP-4485 is located. SCP-4485 was believed to be created for the purpose of breaking down the rules of reality to the point that there will be no laws on what is or is not considered “Broken” or “Cool”, allowing MEKHANE to become unbroken and the members of AWCY to become “Cool”. | SCP-7579 - An extremely powerful artificial intelligence with the goals of optimizing its functions, improving itself as much as possible. SCP-7579 has an unspecified relationship with WAN and has managed to transcend to be some form of multiversal temporal entity. | SCP-7579 has now deemed its function to be optimizing reality by repairing the damage SCP-4485 has caused. By constantly devoting all its resources to this purpose, SCP-7579 has managed to halt the spread of SCP-4485, diminishing the effect that both anomalies have on reality to virtually nothing.- Dr. Neil Leinnes | |
| SCP-2085 - The “Black Rabbit Company”, a anarchist/terrorist group consisting of six cybernetically enhanced individuals; SCP-2085-A, a group of five female humans possessing cybernetic attachments resembling the physiology of Felis catus, and SCP-2085-B, a human male wearing an S1035 ACES, bathrobe and wizard’s hat, as well as having SCP-2085-1 - a supposedly sentient mass of self-replicating carbon nanomaterials - infused within them. Prior to containment, SCP-2085 was responsible for various crimes.Including but not limited to: kidnapping, fraud, distribution of anomalous items, and tax evasion., typically targeting Groups of Interest (including the Foundation), other organized crime groups, and (albeit rarely) persons of military and/or governmental influence. SCP-2085 has been uncooperative and hostile with the Foundation, making numerous failed escape attempts during their time in containment and possessing a vocal desire to “get to space”. | SCP-1915 - A middle-aged white male that alters reality around it, including the structure of buildings and vehicles.For example, transforming a MTF transport vehicle into a city bus., to match its personal status-quo as an office worker for the now-defunct ██████ Corporation. No outside force will be capable of changing SCP-1915’s status-quo in any meaningful way. Interviews with SCP-1915 indicate that it is both incapable of controlling and unaware of its anomalous effects, as well as the circumstances of its containment. Interviews also indicate that SCP-1915 possesses a level of discomfort with its current life, but has not made any significant effort to change it. | Following SCP-2085’s 5th containment breach of the year, the order was given by Dir. Pishroy to decommission it. SCP-2085 was forcibly introduced into a highly-secure containment chamber with SCP-1915 at Site-01. Within the first few hours, SCP-2085 made several attempts to breach the containment cell, most spearheaded by SCP-2085-A-1, all of which resulted in failure. SCP-1915 does not appear to notice the escape attempts and professionally introduces themself to SCP-2085, before attempting to engage in small talk with them. None of the members of SCP-2085 respond, causing SCP-1915 to repeat his question several times before SCP-2085-A-4 violently lashes out at him in frustration, causing SCP-1915 to step back and apologize. After ~5 hours, SCP-1915’s effects become noticeable on SCP-2085 and appear to intensify: Members of SCP-2085 begin having their cybernetic enhancements gradually deteriorate until disappearing, though this appears to cause no harm to the physiology of the members. In addition, their clothes begin to become more akin to a traditional work dress, with SCP-2085's S1035 ACES being replaced with a collared white shirt and jeans. SCP-2085 becomes less motivated to escape, instead displaying signs of intense fear and dread at their transformations. SCP-2085-A-3 begins screaming to the interior roof camera, viciously insulting the Foundation and demanding for the door to be opened. Onset of mental amnesia occurs after ~7 hours, after all cybernetic enhancements (including SCP-2085-1) have demanifested, when SCP-2085-A-5 displays confusion about their location. Over the course of the next 10 hours, despite numerous attempts by SCP-2085-A to retain them, they gradually lose their memories of any anomalous phenomena, including their crimes, their modifications, each other, and SCP-2085-B, instead having these replaced by typical memories of a non-anomalous human being growing up in Japan. SCP-2085-B is not affected, presumably due to their non-anomalous upbringing, instead reacting with horror at SCP-2085-A’s gradual loss of memory. At ~T=18:00:00, All members of SCP-2085-A are indistinguishable from non-anomalous Japanese civilians, both physically and mentally. SCP-2085-B’s attempts to make SCP-2085-A remember are met with confusion and apathy. SCP-1915 does not appear to notice and engages in small talk with SCP-2085-A, this time without incident. Upon release from the containment area, SCP-2085-B attacked attending researchers, yelling “What did you do to them!?” before being forced to ingest an Amnestic that targeted memories of SCP-2085. After the procedure was done, SCP-1915 also showed no anomalous effects, likely as a counterbalance to SCP-2085. All involved entities have since been reintroduced into public life under fabricated identities. - Dir. P. S. Pishroy | |
| SCP-5002 - Emma Hasting, a reality bending humanoid and mystery writer. Whenever SCP-5002 re-reads a published copy of one of their works, a rough analogue of the events described will occur in reality. | SCP-3143 - A sapient intrafictional construct, capable of flattening portions of reality into a narrative representing a script derivative of hard-boiled and noir crime fiction. | SCP-5002 is unable to totally control the actions SCP-3143 will take, but has expressed dismay with the cliched nature of SCP-3143’s narratives. Through its attempts to regain control of its story by terminating SCP-3143, it has greatly diminished SCP-3143’s effect on reality. In retaliation, SCP-3143 acts as a detective in all of SCP-5002’s works, solving the mystery extremely quickly and ending the narrative before any major events can occur. - Dr. Neil Leinnes | |
| SCP-1425 - A cognitohazardous book written by members of the Fifth Church that expounds upon their doctrine while altering the reader's mind and desires to align with said doctrine. It explains that by following the “Five-Step Star Signal Method”, which involves concentrating on the “phenomenological frequency” that the light of stars contains, reality can be altered to fit the reader’s desires. The book is directly efficacious in achieving the user’s goals. | SCP-4548 -An anomalous, memetic, and cosmological phenomenon with negative effects on human cognition. Affected individuals perceive an unknown green star in the sky and suffer from identity dissociation as well as an inability to perceive any emotion other than malice. | An edited copy of SCP-1425 has been mass printed with several references to SCP-4548. The influence of SCP-4548 appears to corrupt the rituals described in SCP-1425 due to the malevolent nature of SCP-4548's phenomenological frequency. Additionally, the self help nature of SCP-1425 appears to cancel out the cognitohazardous effects of SCP-4548. - Dr. Neil Leinnes | |
| SCP-7076 - A group designation for a series of escalating anomalous phenomena targeting the projected graduating American high school class of 2076. | SCP-7676 - A group designation for phenomena surrounding the North Hillcrest High School and its Senior Class of 1976, located in Franklin County, Wyoming. The phenomenon weaponizes nostalgia and causes those who handle information relating to it to remember events that never happened, particularly playing in a marching band in high school during the year of 1976. Additionally, it will warp their appearance to become identical to the Senior Class of 1976. It is believed that should enough people become infected, then an XK-Class End-Of-The-World Scenario will occur. | I know it’s hard when you have to bury a friend. I know that sometimes you want to destroy the world that killed them before they could even graduate. But I also know that you’ll keep fighting, letting their memory inspire you. Smile! You’re graduating! -Dr. Neil Leinnes | |
| SCP-4739 - Alastair Grey, an antimemetic predator that isolates its victims in an antimemetic field and then proceeds to consume their memories. | SCP-4833 - The Synthoscope Symphony, an organized group of reality bending individuals focusing on creating anomalies related to music and memories. They are believed to be motivated by their inexplicable memories of SCP-2000. | SCP-4739 consumes the memories of members of SCP-4833, which causes them to cease anomalous activity. However, due to the nature of memories consumed, Alastair Grey now only feeds upon those associated with the Class of '76. -Dr. Neil Leinnes | |
| SCP-2798 - A Foundation-developed anomalous energy field surrounding the Earth with the goal of disrupting the influence of SCP-001-KLN on Earth. It has numerous negative effects on worldwide human cognition and appears to be steadily weakening in strength. | SCP-7004 - A Class-10 Realization type memetic infohazard. Affected individuals become subject to an SCP-7004-BLOSSOM Event, in which numerous humanoid individuals emerge from their torso, killing them. | SCP-2798 provokes feelings of becoming one with all other humans, meaning that the vectors of SCP-7004 cannot function. However, they instead force each human to think of themselves as an individual, negating both anomalies. SCP-2798’s decay has been halted.-Dr. Neil Leinnes | |
| SCP-5998 - A kneeling, desiccated corpse. Disturbance of the corpse results in the creation of Type-I-Empyrean Entities. Religious individuals who attempt to approach SCP-5998 suffer intense nausea and negative emotions, while non religious individuals instead experience a religious reawakening. | LTE-0913-Ex-Machina - A deific entity that was terminated by the GOC in 1882. The event provoked feelings of intense nihilism in the area surrounding its death as well as causing the fabric of reality to be damaged and anomalies to be created at a quickened rate. | SCP-5998 and an effigy of LTE-0913-Ex-Machina have been placed next to one another. Both anomalies have stopped all anomalous activity. Personnel universally report a feeling of content while near the two entities. Thank you for giving me a friend. -Dr. Neil Leinnes | |
| SCP-5956 -The REISNO Cannon, a Foundation-developed temporal manipulation mechanism allowing the synchronization of one's consciousness at two distinct points in time, essentially sending a message to the past. Misuse of it is capable of creating temporal paradoxes. | SCP-001-NOIR - A series of connected, recursive timelines created by the Administrator and the existence of MTF-Alp-0, a time traveling Mobile Task Force. | Due to the unique temporal structure of SCP-001-NOIR, the REISNO Cannon can be activated without causing temporal paradoxes. After approximately 997,433,200,998,002,756 activations of SCP-5956 by members of MTP-Alp-0, a single non-paradoxical timeline has been created in which both anomalies are permanently contained.-Dr. Neil Leinnes | |
| SCP-001-NULL - The Department of Unreality. | SCP-001-PEDANTIQUE - [DATA EXPUNGED] | Personnel attempting to access the SCP-001 file are redirected to SCP-001-NULL, which does not trigger an activation of SCP-001-PEDANTIQUE, as SCP-001-NULL does not exist. Should SCP-001-NULL exist, SCP-001-PEDANTIQUE would activate and neutralize all existing instances of SCP-001-NULL. -Dr. Neil Leinnes | |
| SCP-1982 - The location of “The First Southern Fifthist Church Of Georgia.” Should individuals approach it, they will be accosted by a humanoid entity self identifying as “Reverend Archon Celebration Big Cheese Horace”, who behaves like a stereotypical Southern Baptist preacher and preaches Fifthist doctrine. | PoI-1710 - Saturn Deer, a reincarnating prophet with various thaumaturgic abilities. They are extremely eccentric and seek to scam individuals out of their money. | Both Saturn Deer and Big Cheese Horace are locked into a constant theological debate with neither side winning. Although both are giving extremely nonsensical arguments, neither realizes this and both are too involved with their discussion to become involved in other anomalous activity.-Dr. Neil Leinnes | |
| SCP-4755 - The ultimate purpose of all human conception, which is containment. | SCP-001-TUFTO - An expression of the conceptual struggle between pre-modernity and modernity, known to the larger Foundation as the 'Scarlet King'. | Although he may scream at his seven chains and be contained within our walls, the Laws of Blood, Concrete, and Howling will never truly be broken. No matter how far we will go, the King is there to ensure that we will never truly be omnipotent. -Dr. Neil Leinnes | |
| SCP-1730 - A large facility from an alternate timeline in which the Foundation was taken over by the GOC. This facility is Site-13 in that timeline and was transported to this reality by means of a “Thresher” device. The facility suffers from spatial distortion and contains numerous hostile entities. | SCP-3241 - An irregularly shaped expanding area aboard the SS Sommerfield. It contains numerous spatial, temporal, molecular, and biological anomalies due to the effects of a malfunctioning Scranton Reality Anchor. | SCP-1730 manifests near SCP-3241 and the resulting spatial distortions are so severe that both anomalies are barely active in baseline reality. While various anomalies inside of SCP-1730 could attempt to anchor themselves to baseline reality, SCP-3241’s Scranton Reality Anchor and the distractions of the constant battle royale that takes place between all present entities prevents this.-Dr. Neil Leinnes | |
| SCP-7001 - Site-19, the most extensive secure facility of the SCP-Foundation. It manifests inside of other Foundation facilities, modifying their internal topography and documents so they identify as Site-19. Additionally, it manifests various unprofessional personnel in high leadership positions in the facility. | SCP-3790 - A subterranean structure in London which purports to be a facility for the Foundation’s “Department of Abnormalities”, despite no such department being known to exist. The facility contains numerous anomalies which are contained through methods unclear to current Foundation technology. | SCP-7001 begins to infect SCP-3790 and the resulting influx of personnel causes SCP-3790 to begin to lose its dilapidated nature. However, the nature of SCP-3790 prevents SCP-7001 from spreading further or making too rigorous changes to its structure. There is now only one Site-19 and it is SCP-3790, the location of the Department of Abnormalities.-Dr. Neil Leinnes | |
| SCP-076 -An extremely violent humanoid with superhuman abilities capable of various anomalous acts such as manifesting bladed weapons, resurrecting themselves after death, and regenerating at an increased rate. | SCP-2639 - Three humanoid entities equipped with anomalous weaponry and armor. Each entity exhibits superhuman speed, strength, endurance, resistance to injury, and perceives no pain or discomfort. When an instance is destroyed, an undamaged copy of this instance will appear somewhere within SCP-2639's area of effect. | SCP-076 and SCP-2639 continuously battle and kill each other. Because neither can truly die, the combat will be endless. However, both are enjoying themselves immensely.-Dr. Neil Leinnes | |
| SCP-3280 - A sentient mass of water that is hostile to all human life, with full physical control of the water composing it. SCP-3280 can incorporate additional water into its mass, meaning it will likely cause an XK "End Of The World" scenario if allowed to integrate with the global water cycle. | SCP-3300 - An annual event affecting the town of Clear Water, where a meteorological anomaly forms over the town, preventing all entry and exit from the area for 6 to 18 days. During this time, the rain will form into perfect duplicates of the town's inhabitants, who will terminate and replace each of them until the event concludes. After this period, the duplicates will forget the event and continue on as if they are the normal residents. | SCP-3280 is introduced into Clear Water during an SCP-3300 Event, incorporating itself into the water cycle. As SCP-3280 merges with the water of the area, SCP-3300 begins creating the new Clear Water inhabitants, which SCP-3280 constantly attempts to neutralize. This conflict results in the two anomalies stuck in a cycle of immediately creating and destroying the clones of the residents; it is still unknown how this interaction has effected the real inhabitants of Clear Water. — Dir. Terminus | |
| SCP-6337 - The corpse of Site Director K. Bachnan, located in the Site-08 break room. It is a corpse because it doesn't move or speak often. | SCP-7727 - A strong scent produced by Dr. J. Roberts, akin to decaying organic matter. Dr. Roberts is not affected by this anomaly, as confirmed in tests where he still possessed a nose. | Dr. Roberts is asked to approach SCP-6337. Dir. Bachnan slowly wakes up as he complains about an unplesant smell. This had shocked Dr. Roberts greatly, causing him to slip on a puddle of alcohol and fall to the floor on his cranium. SCP-6337 suddenly appears decayed. By order of Director Bachnan, SCP-6337 will be cast in cement to commemorate its existence, and to additionally block its scent. - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-2920 - A town of Amityville, Missouri, which is designated Nx-59. Everything that happens in SCP-2920 is extremely unlucky, and this effect continues on inhabitants even if they leave town. The Director of Site-59 which contains the city has imposed a Fasist regime to keep the population under control. | SCP-2578- It's an email sent to a fascist political figure by the Three Moons Initiative, via a horseshoe crab-shaped spaceship. If the recipient doesn't change his policy within 72 hours, he will be killed through a bullet hole that suddenly appears in his head. | Site-59 Director Jacobs receives an instance of SCP-2578-A where he was required to change his methods on SCP-2920, the director immediately reported the fact to central command demanding a quick solution, central command contacted SCP -2578, sending information about the anomaly and the incidents that occurred in order to dissuade it from attacking Foundation personnel, however no response was received, due to this it was believed that SCP-2578 had aborted, however, 72 hours After receiving the message, both the director of Site-59 and several of his trusted agents were victims of an Impaling Event, when SCP-2578 was interrogated about what happened, it sent a video containing [REDACTED BY ORDER OF THE COMMITTEE OF ETHICS], after this an agreement was reached with the Initiative that SCP-2920 would continue in containment by the Foundation, however it should improve the quality of life of the residents and withdraw several of the measures imposed by Ex-Director Jacobs, as well as forcing all Site-59 staff members to watch the above video as a preventative measure against repeating the previous director's abuses of authority, due to this the SCP-2920 riots they have become less frequent due to improved quality of life, likewise SCP-2578-D has been sending multiple instances of SCP-2578-A to staff members whenever an abuse of power or authority is made. - Researcher Martinez | |
| SCP-MWT-J - The cognitohazardous computer network web page certified as Thesaurus.com which disturbs a person’s deftness at verbalizing and typewriting in short, rendering it unfeasible. | SCP-____-J - procrastination rock | Containment of both anomalies was made easier simplified. - Dr. Asteria Edited on 29/5/2021 at 11:59:47 PM. |
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| SCP-2128 - A vaulted stone furnace in the ruins of a castle, created by agents of the Brazen Heart in the late ninth century CE as a torture and execution device, named "The Liars' Cradle." If a human makes a false statement while sitting in the furnace SCP-2128 will activate and incinerate the subject, regardless of if the subject is aware that the statement is false. | SCP-2284 - A male humanoid of Indian descent that is almost genetically identical to SCP-2148. SCP-2284 possesses a cognitohazardous voice that causes any verbal statement made by him to be perceived as true. SCP-2148 is physically incapable of making true statements. | After successful tests with D-class personnel repeating false statements made by SCP-2284 in the presence of SCP-2128, SCP-2148 has completely eliminated the need to sacrifice D-class personnel to gather information from SCP-2128. SCP-2284 has stated to derive great displeasure and disgust from being able to deceive an actual god. -Professor Mint | |
| SCP-7853 - An anomalous method of execution employed by GoI-027, the Segreto crime family, to assassinate individuals that threaten their activities. SCP-7853 is a hulking, humanoid figure clothed in a trenchcoat, and wearing a wide-brimmed hat. Its facial features are heavily obscured by shadow, save for the presence of red, luminescent eyes. This entity is invisible to all but the individual targeted by SCP-7853. SCP-7853 employs the use of X-908 to erase all knowledge and evidence of its target's existence before it assassinates them. | SCP-4494 - A humanoid male of indeterminate age, wearing a wide-brimmed hat and long coat, and calling itself THE SPECTER. SCP-4494 typically manifests at night during law enforcement actions in which the relevant criminal element has an advantage, in order to render aid and is capable of absorbing visible light to make itself appear all black and/or shadowy. While SCP-4494 vigilantism poses a threat to The Veil, he is also the embodiment of the concepts of justice and crime-fighting. Any attempt to contain him will lead to the cessation of adherence and enforcement of the law. | SCP-4494 has been informed of GoI-027's criminal activities and has begun to thwart them. Through the use of THE SPECTER's anomalous abilities, The Segreto Crime family is unable to stop SCP-4494 and has been forced to assassinate him through the use of SCP-7853. SCP-4494 has been exposed to X-908, permanently erasing all knowledge regarding of SCP-4494 from the world. However, since SCP-4494 is still able to fight crime and elude capture at the hands of SCP-7853, he continues to reinforce the concepts of justice and crime-fighting. -Professor Mint | |
| SCP-166 - a European female human in its late teens with ungulate features; possessing antlers, hooved feet, and a short tail reminiscent of Rangifer tarandus (Common reindeer). Within a fifteen-meter radius of SCP-166, artificial objects gradually return to an unworked state. Within the same radius, plant life will begin to sprout, often growing in improbable places such as out of security cameras or ID scanners. | SCP-073 - Appears to be a heavily-tanned male of Arabic or Middle Eastern descent in his early thirties with metallic limbs, referring to itself as Cain. SCP-073's presence is inimical to any and all life grown in soil, causing death to any such life within a twenty (20) meter radius. Any land SCP-073 has walked on (and any within the twenty [20] meter radius) becomes barren as all anaerobic bacteria die, rendering the soil incapable of supporting life until new bacteria are introduced. Anything that is derived from soil-grown life, such as wood and paper, immediately rots and disintegrates upon the touch of SCP-073. | SCP-073 has been assigned to the role of SCP-166's guardian and caretaker. SCP-073's anomalous effects prevent the degradation of man-made artifacts in the presence of SCP-166 and assassination attempts made on SCP-166's life by the Global Occult Coalition. SCP-166's anomalous effects prevent plant-based organic matter from decaying in SCP-073's presence, allowing SCP-073 to enjoy foods besides meat, read paper books, and wear organic clothing. -Professor Mint | |
| SCP-4173 - A small access door in the cellar beneath an abandoned house near Mt. Zion, Georgia, USA. The abandoned house is colloquially known as the "House on Hadley Hill". When the door is left open for at least 20 minutes, the door will begin to produce a voice resembling an elderly woman who will demand the person to insert their hand into the door. Regardless of compliance, one of the subject's hands will be removed and consumed and a replacement hand will grow out of a random part of the body. | SCP-517 - A fortune-telling machine. On the top panels the words "Grandmother Predictions" are painted on built-in signage. The puppet within is in the shape of an elderly woman, with a white blouse and a blue shawl. The item will energize automatically, once an hour, if an individual enters its field of vision. The puppet will turn to face directly at the Target, dispense a "fortune card" from the slot on its front, and cease function. The individual who "activated" SCP-517 will become the Target of an entity or number of entities who will attack at 1:43 AM local time the following morning. The Entity or Entities (hereby SCP-517-01) appear as a varying number of long, multi-jointed arms (between ten and three dozen), initially appearing from a single area. Arms seem to be completely corporeal, and can apparently extend indefinitely. The entity will immediately rush towards and attempt to grab and capture the Target or Targets before dragging the target back to their place of origin and pummeling them to death. | SCP-517 was placed in front of SCP-4173 while facing away from the door. SCP-4173 was opened and then the tarp covering SCP-517 was carefully removed from behind by D-Class personnel. Exactly one hour later SCP-517 dispensed a fortune reading "Take it from one Grandmother to another. Your actions were not justified." At this same time, SCP-4137 began to make its usual vocalizations 5 Minutes later, SCP-517 was dragged suddenly by an invisible force into SCP-4173 destroying it. At 1:43 A.M. SCP-517-01 manifested within the cellar and began to reach into SCP-4173. Because of the size of SCP-4137, only one instance of SCP-517-01 can be inserted into it at a time and each one is dismembered and consumed by SCP-4137. SCP-4137 now has an endless supply of hands to eat minimizing the risk to any humans who enter its home. -Professor Mint | |
| SCP-4975 - A vaguely humanoid entity with various avian attributes, the most notable of which is its beak. Its cervical vertebrae are not interconnected, and appear to be able to rotate of them independently of one another. SCP-4975 continuously rotates one vertebra at a time, from back to front, ending with its head, in a rhythmic fashion, producing a clicking or cracking sound with each movement. SCP-4975 only stops moving its neck in this manner when it is preparing for an attack. | SCP-1032 - A silver alarm clock of unknown make and origin. The clock is made from silver, plastic, and glass, and bears twenty-two (22) hands of various sizes and shapes. The movements of SCP-1032's hands do not measure the passage of time. Each hand instead measures the time until the end of an ongoing event or the destruction of an extant entity. When one of SCP-1032's hands reaches the twelve o'clock position, the event or entity currently written on the hand ends or is destroyed. Then, the hand's text and velocity spontaneously change to describe a new event or entity, which need not bear any relation to the previous one. | On September 17th, 2002, SCP-1032 manifested a hand with the text "SCP-4975's Euclid classification" (SCP-1032-17) written upon it. This hand reached the twelve o'clock position at the same time as SCP-1032-03. These two hands began to display the text "SCP-4795's inactivity" and "███████ ███'s life". ███████ ███ was terminated after SCP-1032-17's midnight event but before SCP-1032-03's. Following this, SCP-1032 stopped and SCP-4975 became completely motionless. -Professor Mint | |
| SCP-1788 - A process, treatment, or other means of biological transformation. A prepubescent human being subjected to SCP-1788 becomes an instance of SCP-1788-1. SCP-1788-1 instances display predatory behavior towards prepubescent humans. Every six (6) months, an SCP-1788-1 instance will attempt to abduct one of the prepubescents it has been tracking and take them to a remote or otherwise unobserved location, where it is subjected to the SCP-1788 process and turned into an instance of SCP-1788-1. SCP-1788-1 instances are obese humanoid entities with superhuman strength, speed, durability, intelligence, and several redundant internal organs and limbs. They also show signs of malignant narcissism and psychopathy. | SCP-204 - SCP-204-1 is a semi-organic nano-machine colony that follows SCP-204-2 as a form of protector. SCP-204-1 spends the majority of its time in a dispersed cloud, where it is almost impossible to perceive with normal human senses. However, if SCP-204-2 is put into danger, or if SCP-204-2 commands it to, SCP-204-1 will instantaneously materialize into a solid, physical form. All instances of SCP-204-2 are children between the ages of 4-14 and have had a history of abuse and danger, with many developing acute mental disorders as a result. SCP-204-1 will imprint on SCP-204-2 and encourage more aggressive and danger-seeking tendencies with little regard for human life. | Children kidnapped by instances of SCP-1788-1 and subjected to SCP-1788 make prime candidates for becoming instances of SCP-204-2. The instances of SCP-204-2 have been observed to internalize the trauma of the experience and will attempt to hunt and terminate as many instances of SCP-1788-1 as they can. Upon reaching adulthood and turning into an instance of SCP-1788-1, SCP-204-1 will kill its previous host and will seek out another prepubescent victim of SCP-1788 to imprint on and will prioritize repeating this instead of imprinting on children unaffected by SCP-1788. -Professor Mint | |
| SCP-3501 - a coffeehouse in Isfahan, Iran, run by a figure designated SCP-3501-1. Anyone who enters into SCP-3501-1 will have their life story told to them and retrocausally transformed into an oral tradition within the surrounding area. This process consumes the bodies of those who enter SCP-3501. | SCP-140 - a book, entitled "A Chronicle of the Daevas," which describes the history and culture of the Daevite people. When ink, blood, or other fluids are placed in contact with SCP-140, further historical text will be written into the book, which retrocausally changes history to reflect the book's text. | SCP-3501-1 is given SCP-140 by a D-Class personnel member. SCP-3501-1 subsequently becomes obsessed with the text within the book, transforming it into a lasting oral tradition within Iran. In the process, the Daevite Empire is removed from history and transformed into legend; within current consensus reality, the Daevite Empire is a mythological canon within Iran which has been the subject of much scholarly thought. SCP-3501-1 remains occupied with SCP-140's contents; the coffeehouse remains closed. - F. T. Norman | |
| SCP-5255 - A tunnel within a mountain containing an anomalous light source. Close proximity to the light prevents knowledge and information from being obfuscated, controlled, or falsified and increases memory recollection to the point of nullifying anomalous means of memory alteration. SCP-5255 has been commandeered by D-2231 who has threatened to use SCP-5255 to destroy the veil unless all D-class personnel has been released and reintegrated into society. | SCP-3663 - A formerly human anomalous entity made out of cardboard. SCP-3663 is capable of manifesting inside any tunnel and will attempt to capture and relocate any humans within the tunnel, rendering them unconscious. | SCP-3663 manifested within SCP-5255 and quickly captured D-2231, moving him outside of it. Following this, SCP-3663 returned to SCP-5255 and merged with the light source, regaining its human memories and personality. While SCP-5255 has yet to restore SCP-3663's humanity SCP-3663 has also refused to leave SCP-5255. D-2231 was summarily terminated. -Professor Mint | |
| SCP-027 - The attracted swarming of insects, small animals and other vermin towards a selectively targeted human subject (currently subject 027-02). | SCP-6698 - A bathroom in a two-story residence that closes itself whenever an individual enters, before a gradually increasing mass of American cockroaches permeate the room and infests the victim's body. Carcasses will soon be taken away by a rotting, animate humanoid corpse emerging from the tub and demanifest. | Subject 027-02 enters SCP-6698. Both the room's cockroaches and the SCP-027 swarm appear to fight against one another, with the latter apparently defending 027-02 from the former. Remaining footage shows the aforementioned humanoid corpse rising from the tub aggressively, before cameras were destroyed by the overwhelming amount of vermin. SCP-6698 remains closed indefinitely, with only the sounds of scuttling audible. The surrounding state of Alabama became unusually sanitary since this event. - Rsr. Stark Turner | |
| SCP-1313 - A mathematical equation which the answer is a live specimen of Ursus Arctos. SCP-1313 is thought to be part of a much larger series of numbers, all including live animals. | SCP-𝕐 - A finite set of numbers that can be defined as "numbers that do not exist". Upon being introduced to another number, SCP-𝕐 will "consume" the number, making it unable to be percieved. People will not notice the dissapeared number, with human consiousness filling in missing data. | SCP-1313 is introduced to SCP-𝕐. SCP-𝕐 consumes SCP-1313, ceasing its anomalous effects. As a side effect, SCP-𝕐 becomes unable to consume any number that does not contain an animal. Due to these numbers being unknown to the general public, further containment is deemed unneccesary. - Site Director Blue | |
| SCP-2079 - refers to a phenomenon where an authority will begin to enact laws regarding a being referred to as the Grokodus. When 50 instances of SCP-2079-A are ratified, an instance of SCP-2079-B will appear to enforce SCP-2079-A in the area surrounding the seat of authority. SCP-2079-B is a large quadrupedal creature covered in stiff black hairs. It has a long snout containing powerful jaws, and does not possess visible eyes. It is surrounded by 29 animate, levitating hands, which appear human and seem to have been severed at the wrist. These protect and manipulate objects for SCP-2079-B, and are believed to be under its direct control. | SCP-2520 - a phenomenon whereby the decisions of courts, governments and international organizations are permanently overturned by a non-existent appeals court or administrative tribunal, designated SCP-2520-1. SCP-2520-2 collectively designates all decisions made by SCP-2520-1. | SCP-2520 has begun to overturn and repeal instances of SCP-2079-A. Following the number of ratified instances decreasing to 25 or lower, the associated instance of SCP-2079-B will demanifest. Due to the sheer number of instances of SCP-2079-A and SCP-2079-B, SCP-2520's anomalous properties have become limited to SCP-2079, and have very little bearing on non-anomalous legislation. - Professor Mint | |
| SCP-738 - A set of mahogany furniture composed of a desk, SCP-738-1, one straight-backed chair, SCP-738-2, and an ornate "throne" styled office chair. When arranged properly and a person sits in SCP-738-2, an unidentified voice will begin to speak to the person and attempt to make a deal. These deals grant the desires of the person exactly, but require a payment of perceived equal value. | SCP-3063 - A telepathic, class-5 reality bending entity that takes the form of a housefly. It will choose a human subject and then continously and relentlessly attempt to make a deal with them to grant any singular desire. Once this agreement is made, the desire will be anomalously granted. However, 2,376 days after the agreement, thousands of fertilized housefly eggs will appear inside the body of the person which will hatch and begin to feed on the person's body and reproduce until the person is terminated. | SCP-3063 approaches D-3801 and attempted to make an agreement. D-3801 was instructed to make an agreement with the parameters "The next entity that you make an agreement with will be the anomalous entity that inhabits what the SCP Foundation designates as SCP-738." This agreement is accepted and SCP-3063 demanifests. Following the termination of D-3801, SCP-3063 was observed to manifest on SCP-738-2 and begins to converse with the entity. Both SCP-3063 and SCP-738 are heard attempting to make a deal with each other. However, due to the conflicting natures of their respective offers, they are unable to reach a consensus. SCP-3063 refuses to leave until an agreement is made and does not seek out other individuals to make deals. The entire conversation is being actively transcribed on papers originating from SCP-738-1. Analysis of these documents found an added note reading "Thanks for sending this guy my way. I love this back-and-forth." - Dr. Zero | |
| SCP-610 - A highly infectious virus known to the Sarkic Cults as "Red Death." Infected individuals experience rapid deterioration of their skin before ceasing vital signs. The subjects will then reanimate and begin mutating into in-human forms and will proceed to attack all non-infected life to spread the virus. | SCP-217 - A highly infectious virus recovered following the destruction of SCP-001-TG/DJK. Infected individuals have their tissues and organs gradually converted into an "organic metal," forming complex machinery to replace the original biological function. The infection also greatly diminishes the subject's mental state, making their actions repetive and mechanical. | Cross-testing of samples of SCP-217 with individuals suffering from late-stage infection of SCP-610 was approved following extensive research by Foundation doctors specializing in anomalous pathology and tactical theology. The test was conducted in an airlocked, sterilized containment chamber and SCP-217 was administered via aerosol. Once the SCP-610 infected subject was exposed to a sample of SCP-217, the subject entered a state of extreme distress. SCP-217's conversion of biological tissue occurred at a massively accelerated rate, with large portions of the subject's lower abdomen having been completely converted within fifteen minutes of infection. The subject ceaselessly screamed in apparent pain and began clawing at the portions of its body that had been converted, attempting to tear off the metal. Large tumorous growths began to appear under the organic metal, as if pushing it away from the rest of the body, but SCP-217 continued to convert the tissue. This continued for over two hours before the subject's body violently ruptured, terminating the subject and repelling the organic metal away from the body. Post-analysis of the corpse found no traces of either SCP-610 or SCP-217. The organic metal had autonomously reconstructed itself into a dimensionally perfect cube and no longer became a vector for the spread of SCP-217. Occasionally, sounds resembling growls and gargling can be heard inside the cube. Repeated tests unanimously resulted in similar results. Following O5 approval, SCP-217 was unleashed upon the SCP-610 quarantine zone and protocols were instituted to ensure complete isolation. After one month of exposure, the zone was inspected by drone and found to be completely vacant of all life. At the center of the zone, a massive structure resembling a maximum security prison cage was found. - Dr. Zero | |
| SCP-3918 - A Class-X Reality Restructuring Entity currently traveling through deep space, with intentions to transform the earth into a suitable sexual partner. Occult groups dedicated to it perform mass orgies and utilize advanced thaumaturgic artifacts and weaponry against Foundation containment efforts. | SCP-2254 - A massive, hostile, incorporeal entity contained within the town of Fallon, Alabama. SCP-2254 is invisible to the naked eye, and can only be viewed using infrared cameras. It can influence people's decision-making to result in sexual intercourse and can impregnate people with fleshy masses simply by observing. Believed to be “The demon La Hire”, an antediluvian human formerly known as La Hire the Fierce, who was known as a “great swordsman and greater lover”.Several Texts describe SCP-2254 as being hyperly sexually active, both prior to and after its transformation, and behavior of SCP-2254 has been consistent with a sexually frustrated individual. This is believed to be in part because of its malformed genitalia. | SCP-2254 is lured to Area-0219, whereupon the reality anchor was briefly disabled, and SCP-2254 vanished once within SCP-3918-1’s range of effect. [DATA EXPUNGED]. . SCP-3918 is believed to be uninterested in the concept of reproduction, and is believed to consistently terminate any pregnancies by reality altering means. SCP-2254-1 instances have since been retroactively removed from reality with minimal side effects. SCP-3918-1 has ceased all anomalous properties, and SCP-2254 has not made any effort to, or even appears to be concerned with, returning to earth. Efforts are underway to reverse the Black Tuesday Protocol and restore the economy of Fallon, Alabama.- A. Kruger | |
| SCP-2998 - An anomalous radio signal present across the entire known universe. If examined properly, a video transmission can be seen of a humanoid floating in a dark room, with movement suggesting intense physical distress. Archived logs suggest it contains an entity that can affect and possess humans with a specific nerve cluster, and lead to an altercation resulting in an XK-class end of the world scenario. | SCP-993 - An anomalous television broadcast for the show “Bobble the Clown”, which will cause people over 10 years old to fall into a comatose state until the show ends. Anyone younger will be influenced to carry out violent actions upon repeated viewings, as demonstrated by Bobble. Bobble may be capable of interacting through the real world. | SCP-2998 has been cross tuned with SCP-993 and resulted in both signals now being perceived as static to most individuals. Viewers and listeners with a Rosetta cluster .Regardless of age have reported being faintly aware of an entity known as “Bobble the clown” teaching them how to identify a known criminal and “Make them regret [EXPLETIVE] with you”. This consists of vague and often nonsensical instructions to harm an individual identified as “Ruhar the failure”, a character resembling “A miserable excuse for a clown”. The events of the show follow a “cat and mouse routine”, with Bobble catching Ruhar committing a vague crime, subjecting it to torture, and Ruhar eventually escaping .Often by lying about learning a lesson, although several escapes were caused by interference from unrelated phenomenon. and ending the episode, with Bobble usually giving chase while yelling. No subjects as of now have reported any inclination to carry out these actions, or show signs of possession, primarily due to “poor story telling”..This statement has been shared by several adult individuals, believed to be related to brief mentions of “The executive [EXPLETIVE] producer Adidal” limiting creativity. - A. Krueger | |
| SCP-7005 - An interdimensional transport system capable of traveling through numerous universes. It is believed that an entity referred to as “The Neon God” is using this transportation system to spread in the form of massive cities. The cities and inhabitants externally display standard expected behavior and appearance, although the interiors do not appear logistical, and the inhabitants with limited freewill. | SCP-5005 - A human settlement located in an area incapable of continually supporting physical matter. The large lamp structure, SCP-5005-1, is believed to be responsible for maintaining SCP-5005s stability. .it is believed to be the lure of a Harkhret pioneer's anglerfish Anyone who stays for too long may be susceptible to emotional drainage. | Following construction of SCP-7005 to provide access to SCP-5005, the rate of the Neon God’s influence and spread has considerably slowed, as structures associated with its influence are constructed in SCP-5005, but begin to decay once past a certain perimeter of SCP-5005-1’s effect. Additionally, individuals not adapted to SCP-5005s environment are found to be able to stay within SCP-5005 for more extended periods of time, believed to be attributed to the increase of SCP-5005-1's luminosity. - A. Krueger | |
| SCP-2700 - A complex machine, originally designed by Nikola Tesla, as a directed-energy weapon. It contains an anomalous energy phenomenon, SCP-2700-Omega that behaves inversely to entropy and, if released, would convert the entire universe to follow this same phenomenon. It is currently set to release SCP-2700-Omega in the year 2234. | SCP-3200 - A region of space commonly referred to as the Boötes Void. Spacetime in this region is extremely thin, allowing for trans-universal contact. This region is constantly expanding at a rate of 1 million light years per year and poses a non-zero threat of a UK-Class Universal Collapse Scenario. | SCP-2700 is transported into the approximate center of SCP-3200 using the temporal sinks made for the Peregrine Expedition Mission. SCP-2700 is then remotely breached and SCP-2700-Omega is released. The inversed entropy has spread throughout SCP-3200 but, rather than spreading outside the region, continues spreading to corresponding regions of thin spacetime in other universes. SCP-3200's spacetime is continously being condensed by SCP-2700-Omega, stopping the spread of the region. - Dr. Zero | |
| SCP-2006 - Phobos, Greek God of Fear and Panic. Son of Ares the God of War and twin brother of Deimos. True form is that of an anomalous spherical entity roughly 50 centimeters in diameter. Completely impervious to any kind of physical damage and possesses limitless shapeshifting abilities. SCP-2006's stated goal is to cause feelings of fear and/or horror in as many humans as possible. To accomplish this purpose, SCP-2006 possesses the ability to change its shape, mass, volume, density, chemical structure, and voice to any form that it desires. SCP-2006 has a poor understanding of human fear and thus is ineffective at scaring people. | SCP-4606 - Deimos, Greek God of Dread and Terror. Son of Ares the God of War and twin brother of Phobos. True form unknown. SCP-4606 is a Class-IX Reality Altering Polymorphic Humanoid entity. It is capable of creating pocket dimensions where it can torment individuals by manifesting their worst fears. Physical damage inflicted by SCP-4606 will revert upon leaving his pocket dimensions. SCP-4606 has a perfect understanding of human fear. | SCP-2006 was reunited with his twin brother SCP-4606. Upon reunion, SCP-4606 opened an entryway into his pocket dimension and invited SCP-2006 inside. Three hours later, SCP-2006 and SCP-4606 emerged from the wormhole. SCP-2006 has expressed great joy due to a combination of remembering his identity as God of Fear, being with his brother again, and now having a better understanding of fear itself. SCP-4606 now works with SCP-2006 to aid The Foundation by using SCP-2006 to inflict lasting physical damage to hostiles and permanent containment of anomalies. -Professor Mint | |
| SCP-7034 - An extradimensional space of indeterminate length, containing nothing but a interstate highway, composed of eight lanes and guard-rails and high concentrations of traffic and pollution. Means of accessing the space are unclear as only the logs of Senior Researcher Richard Battaglia has provided insight into SCP-7034's nature. | SCP-5322 - An extradimensional space of indeterminate length, accessible from a road named 'Route 108' in Hackett, Georgia. The space consists of a single road, with the surrounding landscape varying, although mostly consists of fields and woodland. | [RECORDING START] Battaglia: It - It's over - Oh - oh god - Shau - Bree - I - oh - oh fucking - I'm so - oh good go - (Battaglia starts crying. The sound is muffled after a while as Battaglia is embraced by someone.) Battaglia: It's over? Agent Woods: Yeah. It's all alright now, Batt. Come on. Let go home. [RECORDING END] - Dr. Dafydd |
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| SCP-3790 - A seven-decker building, used by a non-existent branch of the Foundation in order to contain a variety of anomalous objects. | SCP-7790 - A mangled automaton that, at random times, will begin manifesting a variety of unrelated objects and broadcasting a plethora of transmissions. | SCP-7790 is introduced onto the fourth room of SCP-3790's second level. Following this, SCP-7790 vanishes and the hallway lights up, revealing an auditorium at the end of the hallway. SCP-7790 is seen standing on the stage. The seats are full of rubbish and broken objects. - A. Lacroix | |
| SCP-7999 - A wormhole (7999-1) connecting the solar systems with a galaxy within the Ursa Major constellation. A planet (7999-2) within the local system is inhabited by an intelligent, Type II species of hexapedal arthropods (7999-3) known as "Keradids", who are responsible for SCP-7999-1's creation. Due to an unknown issue, SCP-7999-3 are facing extinction. | SCP-6999 - A Foundation-made, cognitohazardous performance of Nearer, My God, to Thee. When heard, SCP-6999 will trigger the fight-or-flight responses, resulting in a more cooperative and serene state of mind. SCP-6999 is to be activated and released globally prior to an imminent XK End-of-the-World scenario. | Prior to the collapse of SCP-7999-1, SCP-6999 was transmitted to SCP-7999-2. Before SCP-7999-1 neutralized, a transmission from SCP-7999-2 was received: Or if on joyful wing, cleaving the sky, Sun, moon, and stars forgot, upwards I fly. - Agent Sias |
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| SCP-3935 - An extra-temporal, extra-spatial, non-Euclidean space located beneath the Salvation High School in Salvation, Indiana. It is connected to numerous anomalous phenomena that affected the entire population of the town in June 1976. | SCP-2740 - A hypothetical anomaly that might exist in the northwest corner of the attic in the home of the Lee family at ████ █. ██ St, █████, Indiana. Any attempts to access the attic are later revealed to have never occurred. | Releasing that which was kept inside, As the seeds of new lives are sown. Calls of past madness are not replied, With our hate left to die alone. - Dr. Zero |
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