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NAOMI J. WATTS研究员 – 人事档案
安全等级: 3级
姓名: Naomi Joyce Watts
安全等级: 3级
人员等级: B级
简介: Naomi J. Watts研究员是一名当前工作于基金会的36岁研究员。她曾参与研究星际与星系间的物理学与天文学中的异常现象。最近，她工作于太阳系外活动部门1，主要研究重点为探索那些类似于异常物品的区域，同时研究太阳系外的异常物品。她过去的研究工作包括对异常项目的物理法则进行分析，这一研究对尖端物理部门2的发展以及地外实体的研究做出了贡献。
Watts在研究中常被形容为工作辛勤、善于交流，但闲暇时却与世隔绝。她为太阳系外与轨道上的站点制作了不少装饰画，为研究员们绘制了大量艺术作品，给基金会内的几处地点拍了照片。
经历: Watts研究员被他的同事Alexander Maxwell研究员推荐后引起了基金会的注意。在经过招聘委员会的面试之后，Watts于2019年6月1日就任初级研究员。此后她在以下项目中任职：
Watts研究员因参与了彩虹桥超光速引擎3而名声大噪。她参与了这一通过[删除]空间隧道达到超光速的装置的最初设计，这一装置比郎奇术驱动器4更为快速。Watts研究员同样参与了罗斯一号探险队5，这是第一个利用LDD6成功完成的星系间任务（往返银河系与仙女座星系）
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ALEXANDER MAXWELL研究员-人事档案
安全等级: 3级
对Maxwell模因影响的解析结果, 由 Naomi J. Watts研究员绘制
姓名: Alexander Maxwell
安全等级: 4级
人员等级: B级
简介: Alexander Maxwell研究员是一名—目前正在为基金会工作的—研究员。Maxwell曾参与许多异常的收容与研究，并任职于数个部门。他最近在太阳系外活动部门工作。在闲暇时光，Maxwell博士是一名作家，许多基金会内部的娱乐刊物都有他的投稿。
Maxwell研究员的研究风格谨慎，他经常花费数个小时来考虑实验中可能存在的风险，只使用那些确实应该使用的物品。然而，他有时会为了防范以外的结果而投入额外的安全措施。工作之余，Maxwell被公认为幽默风趣，但更喜欢自己消磨时间。
Maxwell研究员曾被异常现象进行了一定程度的污染，包括获得了对记忆清除的抵御能力。7 在“经历”出可获得更多信息。在卷入了AO#████上一场明显的事故后，Maxwell研究员的头部遭受了永久性的模因影响，表现为一块前端长着一张由白噪点构成的脸的黑色视频。这一现象发生于看见Maxwell本人及他的图像和视频中。戴在他头上的东西哪怕大于黑色视频的尺寸，也会被完全掩盖住。在足够接近 的情况下，靠近他的物体也会被黑色视频所遮挡。白噪点构成的脸上的眼睛和“牙齿/嘴”会随着Maxwell的面部表情而改变形状。试图逆转这一现象的尝试已经积极尝试，但仍未成功。尽管实际上因一些反常行为和可能的后遗症而被监视，但这一改变并未妨碍Maxwell的研究之路。
经历: 在2010年加入基金会之前，Maxwell最早被标记作PoI-4377。那一年，Maxwell涉入了在███████大学的异常物体实验，同时还将几名研究生拉进了队伍。在异常现象导致几只离子态的蜘蛛8被释放到校园中之后，他被发现了。基金会在此区域的秘密特派员侦察到此事，机动特遣队Phi-6 （NWS9）被派至这一区域。在异常物品被收容之后，Maxwell将自己锁在宿舍之中，设下重重障碍，随后被基金会抓获。审讯得知，这一物体是他在造访了一年左右的[删除]那里发现的。
由于对这一物体比较了解，Maxwell由机动特遣队φ-6带往发现地点进行调查。在他的协助之下，特遣队成员发现了数件异常，同时还有一件理论上来说是为这些异常提供了主要能源的空间类异常物品。Maxwell被要求加入基金会，基金会称这是弥补他在大学犯下的错误的最好方法。考虑之后，他接受了A级记忆清除，然而这对他并无影响10。在常识了其他记忆清除方式之后，Maxwell成为了一名初级研究助理，同时一举一动均受到严密监视 。在证明他擅长研究异常之后，Maxwell研究员升任四级研究员
Maxwell在机动特遣队 Eta-15 ("霉运十字军")11担任了一小段的特工，但之后在事故████-1中，SCP-████多变的概率场导致除Maxwell外的所有特工死亡。精神咨询后，他回到了研究岗位上。
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通报: 2025年9月7日，报告称Maxwell研究员于外太阳系站点Site-9912失踪，这一事件发生于一次████-ØRSTED现象导致站点的主要安保系统失灵之后。一艘登陆艇失踪，我们怀疑Maxwell就在其中。他最近的去向不明。调查正在进行中。
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Uncle Nicolini与FloppyPhoenix does not match any existing user name所著
- SCP-3867 - ♡♡♡甜甜猫咪和完美狗狗！♡♡♡
A. Maxwell:
Nat的独立作品
我写的不直接属于我任何系列的一部分的东西。13
SCP
系列 I：
系列 II：
系列 III：
- SCP-2180 - 活岩洞壁画
- SCP-2348 - 天空
- SCP-2417 - 神明、宇宙和折纸
- SCP-2651 - Gazing Upon a Failed Future
- SCP-2742 - Caelivorous Remnants
- SCP-2821 - 月球上的真真空
- SCP-2919 - Protect Kalmaris!
系列 IV：
- SCP-3070 - 极不寻常的征服太阳系的反复尝试
- SCP-3140 - Botanical Warfare
- SCP-3230 - Intergalactic Isolation
- SCP-3380 - 科学、技术、工程学、神学
- SCP-3417 - 泰尔让2球状星团的传教士
- SCP-3510 - Not Another New World Order!
- SCP-3664 - 你唯一需要的武器就在心中
- SCP-3730 - Eagerly Awaiting Takeoff
- SCP-3840 - We Stand On Guard For Thee
- SCP-3841 - 置之死地而后生
- SCP-3920 - 1st Midnight Howitzer Battery
系列 V：
- SCP-4017 - An Epilogue, Too Late to Matter
- SCP-4131 - 三叶虫杀手，枪头奇虾！
- SCP-4143 - Infinitestine
- SCP-4290 - 饥饿的子
- SCP-4304 - There Is No Honor Among Thieves (Even When Mechas Are Involved)
- SCP-4311 - 我在乎你。
- SCP-4313 - Stormy Seas in the Milky Way
- SCP-4331 - When Good Elk Go to War
- SCP-4341 - 非物生命
- SCP-4413 - 真正佳作的结局
- SCP-4431 - Bleeding Beneath Antarctica
- SCP-4519 - 卡尔·萨根，神首
- 与FloppyPhoenix does not match any existing user name合著
- SCP-4631 - Never a Devil Again
- SCP-4813 - My only way out is to forget I ever need a way out.
- SCP-4990 - 女王号床
EX 系列：
- SCP-002-EX - 一败涂地
故事
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愿第四圣永世长存!
Nat的Wiki系列
我真的该写完全部这些的。
原创
Karina Kimura, Toronto Necromancer
State of Being
- 序幕：
- 00. UIU档案：2014-014
- 幕 1：
- 01. abstract-naught
溅天弹片
- 序幕：
- 00. 超光速序曲
- 幕 1：
- 01. SCP-3417 - 泰尔让2球状星团的传教士
- 02. the-first-sailors
- 03. interlopers
- 04. let-the-winds-send-you-onwards
合作
这是我和其他人一起写的系列。只有上述系列中我的条目包括在这里，而不是包括了所有涉及到的人的条目。
非先知团体 (中心页)
- Chimes Broken
- SCP-4519 - 卡尔·萨根，神首
- 与FloppyPhoenix does not match any existing user name合著
Destroy All Trilobites
- SCP-4131 - 三叶虫杀手，枪头奇虾！
- Derailment By Prehistoric Artillery Strike
- Snapchat Trilobash (Cannon Fire Can't Fix Everything)
第七次超自然大战 (中心页)
Nat的其他页面
不适用于上述部分的所有东西。
CSS版式
- 直抵群星 版式
- 基于Cyantreuse does not match any existing user name的版式，与
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- 基于Cyantreuse does not match any existing user name的版式，与
- 第二海托世教会 版式
- 基于 DrMacro does not match any existing user name的版式
这里没有照片。只有静电。
大杂烩：
所有真的不适用于其他部分的东西。
列表和扯淡
只是用于个人引用的一堆列表。
2016——2017：
This scip was the first thing I ever posted to the site, and I believe I did a damn good job with it. It wasn't my first draft, though. That goes to my teleporting cave draft, which can be seen on my sandbox page. After abandoning that I still wanted to do something with caves, and after some searching I saw that nothing had been done with cave paintings on this site before, besides from a single creepypasta. After a month or so of drafting (interrupted by a vacation), I got the idea written and polished thanks to various users of #site19. When I posted it I was unsurprisingly nervous (about as nervous as the first time I ever asked a girl for her number), and amazingly it got many upvotes. In a fairly short amount of time it reached rating of +40, something I will always be proud of. Not a lot changed during the drafting phase, though. After posting I did modify some wording and tone issues, though.
One bit of symbolism I did that can be seen in the scip is the use of colors. Any colors that were used in normal cave paintings are used for anything normal in the world, while any colors that weren't are used for the unnatural, like the fire guys and the nuke. Regarding the ending to the scip, while I did use plenty of redactions, I think it is fairly clear what happened. Whether the blue fire guys will actually become a scip, I probably won't write them as one. If someone else wants to do so, feel free to knock yourself out. I just personally prefer the fire guys as just being a part of 2180's world, though if someone can write them well I won't object.
To say this scip didn't change a lot from it's first draft is an understatement. The first draft had the same premise, but it was set in Russia, lacked the alt universe stuff, and had pretty much no explanation behind it besides from it being a Cold War thing. It was fairly cliche. However, after suggesting how I could change the idea in #site19 one guy suggested putting it in a smaller country. So I settled with Sweden, but why would a country that wasn't completely involved in the Cold War have this? That's where the alt universe bit came in. After drafting for a while, adding in the first three documents, and getting plenty of crit, I posted it. It did not do well at all when it was first posted. It reached a rating of +5 over a single day, and got many novotes based on the discussion page. The main problem was that, while there was the start of a cool story there 2919 didn't do much with it. When I was writing this I was unsure of whether I should go all out with the worldbuilding, or keep it minimal. After adding three more recovered documents, and tweaking them quite a bit, it's ended up surviving. It may not be my best scip, but I'm happy I've recovered it fairly well.
And now, for some INTERESTING FACTOIDS! Project Dažbog is named after Dažbog, a major slavic god that was likely a solar deity and was worshiped in all Slavic nations. The Karewit units are also named after mythological figure, in this case Karewit of Wendish mythology, who protected of Charenza on Rugia. Why use slavic mythological figures for a scip involving Nordic countries? This was from back when this scip was set in Russia, but when I made the switch to the Kalmar Union I decided to keep the mythology because obscure mythology is cool. The Minkowski Spacetime Monitors are named after Hermann Minkowski, who developed some of the ideas behind spacetime.
I'm also thinking of having some other scips set in the 2919 universe, so keep an eye out for that!
This scip, while I am proud of it and love it, was exhausting to complete. The original ideas I had for this were some origami monster that grew in size when touching paper, and the Foundation performing papercuts to keep some ancient demon asleep. The encounter with the scip would've involved someone working at an origami store and encountering the origami-dude (this was before I made 2417 female) late at night, dropping a plastic container on it in an attempt to contain it. At first Rakmou-leusan was your cliche evil demon dude, but at some point I realized it would be more interesting if he was a good guy that had to be kept alive. This led to my idea of using blood sacrifices as a means of sustaining a deity's life, which is my go-to headcanon on why people love sacrificing their blood to gods. Eventually I decided to use OctoSis Alison as a start at connecting the Foundation mythos together (For the record I will never explicitly say what all the cross references in 2417 are. You guys can figure that out on your own.), which I think I did fairly well. The original way Dr. Akio died was from him having his jugulars telekinetically burst by Rakmou-leusan, back when he was an evil dude.
Why was this exhausting? Two months of trying to perfect the interview logs. It was a tiresome process, and at one point I stopped working on the scip for a while because I was completely burnt out, but I did get around to working on it. Hopefully any future interview logs don't end up being as difficult to complete.
And now, for your INTRIGUING INFORMATION PIECES! The name for the MTF team featured in this (Hogtown Garrison) came from a nickname for Toronto from the 20s, when there was a lot of livestock in the city. The garrison part because a garrison was built there at one point at the aptly named Garrison Creek in 1793 (later becoming Fort York). Site-201 is intended to be the main Foundation facility for the Toronto area, which I plan on expanding on in the future. Expect these guys, Site-201, and the Church of the Second Hytoth to appear in future scips. Rakmou-leusan's appearance was largely inspired by Evangelion 13 from Rebuild of Evangelion 3.33 (when he does his glowy god thing). The Church themselves are intended to be a bit like the Serpent's Hand, but they follow a specific religious belief and collect things related to it (such as the mind copying ritual), and are kinda like more benevolent Daevites. Rakmou-leusan's name came from a combination of words for blood from other languages (none of which I remember).
So this was a weird one to write. After having been inspired by a Kurzgesagt video on false vacuums while I was working on an unfinished project of mine, I decided to write up a true vacuum SCP (not realizing SCP-319 exists). What followed were sessions of trying to figure out exactly how false and true vacuums work, and trying to grasp a basic understanding of associated concepts. After I started writing I then went on a spree of finding interested physics concepts I could mess with. The transmission at the end was original written coherently, then heavily modified to mask some of its meaning.
Something I would like to point out is that while this is technically a Church of the Second Hytoth SCP, it was never intended to be that way from the start. Only the references to the Ortothan language and Yesodon really connect it, and this is meant to be more related to something else. However, one person considered it to be a Church SCP so it might as well be one.
So far this has been my most downvoted article (as of the time of this writing), mainly due to the fact that this is very dense with physics information. Despite this I'm happy with how it turned out, based on how those who like it seem to like it a lot. At some point I want to make it a bit easier to read (without cutting any segments), though I have other things I am currently working on.
Now, for some some miscellaneous information about this SCP! Now, one of the original ideas fpr 2821 going to be about some Roman super soldier going to the moon and saving the world by entering a true vacuum and preventing it from expanding (basically punching it). This was to tie in with ch00bakka's Vatican Office of Secrets and Prophecy GoI, though I decided to simplify the concept so it would work better with that one project of mine. The use of phi (φ) as the denotation for 2821's physics sets came from its use in a bunch of physics related things, along with it being on Wikipedia's false vacuum page. Project Heisenberg-Stiriacus is named after Werner Heisenberg, a German theoretical physicist, and stiriacus is a Latin word that roughly means "frozen" (also thanks to Roget for giving me the idea to come up with that project). The element Emblanium is named after the object class from Dr. Mann's Proposal, and Yakirium was named after a scientist whose name I've forgotten.
first tale yay
The idea for this came from when I was debating whether to write an entry for 173fest or not in a super secret side IRC channel. Roget began pushing me to make one, so I threw out the idea of 173 being buried away in a post apocalyptic world. Multiple people supported that idea, so off to write I went.
The draft started out as more of a camera pan across a desolate scenery, with a small amount of stuff about SCP-173's interaction with the wind and some over-detailed prose. After getting crit that addressed these I began expanding the role the wind would play in this, making more events regarding the gradual destruction of the world. The prose was also toned down a lot. Roget later suggested changing the ending from being buried under dust to being lost in space (making it less predictable while retaining the tone), which worked out pretty well. Not much else was changed (compared to some of the other things I've written (cough cough 2919 cough cough)).
So this was one of my favorite writing experiences on the site. After an image was brought up in chat that was reminiscent of Third Law cyberpunk, LordStonefish and I began bouncing Three Portlands news headlines off each other, one which was about a metaphysical shark. This led to LSF bringing up that 3P has little stuff regarding the Isle of Portland, which has basking sharks and limestone mining. After some more discussion and brainstorming one of us posed the idea of doing a collab on this. Both of us were all in for it.
The drafting process went by pretty fast, taking only three days to be completed and posted. Amazingly no conflicts came up while writing, since we relegated ourselves to working on different parts of the article and liked each addition we made. For the record I primarily worked on the suspect description and bureau record, while making modifications to some of what LSF added. LSF was also the one who came up with the Associates of Apotheosis, their backstory, and the aquarium break-in, which I liked a lot. The critting process was also quick, and little ended up being changed.
All in all I'm very happy with how this turned out. At the time of this writing, UIU File: 2014-014 is the highest rated UIU format, and has approval from the whole Third Law team and many others. Some of the events I wrote about in the record are my favorite things I've created, and this experience has inspired me to continue the story of the UIU and the AoA (stay tuned!).
Of course, major special thanks to LordStonefish for being a pleasure to write with and for being a great friend. Without you this wouldn't have been so great.
