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无聊镇合约序言

“在这世上,常态很难维持。对异常的规制弦牵所有这一切,在任何方面都牵动着。资金,人力,我们的人性为此扛上重负。然而,常态的维持至关重要,它一直是,也将继续是基金会首要使命的一部分。

鉴于常态的重要性,对异常的收容主要由基金会完成,仅有少许处于我们控制下的例外存在。然而,由于异常活动的增多,我们不得不清点我们自己的资源,虽然充足,但终非无限。鉴于我们影响力固有而无可置疑地有限,我们做出了这一提议。

无聊镇合约并非仅是若干措施制度的纲要,或者对威尔逊野生动物应对组处置异常的合法化协定。这是一份契约。一份必须维系,不计代价的契约。无聊镇合约是威尔逊野生动物应对组对维护常态、肩负为这一使命所必需一切重担的誓约。

控制,收容,保护。”

介绍

你好,朋友!看起来你这位良善人发现自己来到了俄勒冈卡拉卡马斯县的无聊镇,可以说在全美都是最不搭的名字了-密歇根的地狱镇除外。对我们这些土生土长的人,它可能确实和所有的无聊一样无聊,但最近我们遇到了一群被我们尊称为“监管者”的人,而从这里那里的流言蜚语中,我们还知道,似乎这片我们居住的地方被某些人叫做“枢纽”。一个给我们带来怪异动物在本地到处乱跑的枢纽。

我,本人,是提姆·威尔逊,是本民间资助组织——威尔逊野生动物应对组的创始人!你遇到了野生动物问题,我们来解决他们。最近我们弄到了些新的资金,所以我们正在把业务扩展到全俄勒冈,已知(但不是对大多数而言)这是世界上最大的神秘动物群资源。亚马孙里也许有什么长尾鹦鹉或者老虎之类的栖息着,但到我们这里有的可就是本该灭绝的巨鸟、聪明冷静的陆龟、赚钱的乌鸦、时间跳跃的郊狼,诸如此类。

我们自1997年起开始活动,那会儿我不过是个42岁的小字辈,而自2008年传说中的无聊镇合约签署(在大名鼎鼎的北极熊事件后),我们开始正式接受监督。自此如鱼得水、一帆风顺!好吧,直到目前为止都是这样。这世界很疯狂,老实说我们处置的如此顺利是有点惊人的。希望我们能一直如此。

我们的各种情况

我们的组织结构很是薄弱,但有用。我,提姆·威尔逊,是创始人,有些人是第二层,还有些人在他们之下,所有人都各尽其能,各行其志。公开而言,我们可以被卡拉卡马斯县的任何人呼叫去处置,比如,一群老是堵路的鹿或者老钻垃圾的浣熊。而非公开而言,我们可以被俄勒冈州的任何人呼叫并做出响应,为比我们网站所写隐秘得多的理由(顺便一说我们真是有网站的)。我们对外也是一个野生动物康复中心。给我们些断了腿的动物或者折了翅膀的鸟儿,我们会把它们健健康康的送回,绝对保证。这就是我们的工作。

作为一个团队,我们是生态学家,动物学家,兽医,动物控制专家,环保人士,热诚之人,朋友和家人。我们有才能,我们想革新,以及我们真的、真的大部分时候是好人。来问声好吧!


阅读 / 写作材料

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松散地遵守格式

Format! How would us geo-eyes even have identities without unique formats? Well we got just the darnedest, most clean format one can ever possibly hope for (so bland, in fact, that we've been silently hoping that some kind of graphic designers comes and helps us out some time soon). It's functional and the colors are pleasant, so we keep it around.

While we have plenty of different formats for all types of occasions, here are the divs we use to let us stand out and feel fresh (and minty).

边框DIV(Border Div)

[[div style="border:1px solid #665731;"]]

This is what gives us our crisp, nice borders. You would put this div before any other divs, and end it with [[/div]] after ending all other divs. It's nice, and was gifted to us by a pal.

开头和结尾DIV(Beginning & End Divs)

[[div style="color:white; background: #a3c162;padding: 15px;"]]

These are bookends. The first one typically introduces a title and a prelude to what the format is gonna be, and at the end we tend to use them as short conclusions. Of course, we don't always end with them (take a quick look below and you'll see that), but we do always start with them. Titles are usually [[SIZE 150%]].

细-分(Sub-div-isions)

[[div style="color:#665731; background: #c8e293;padding: 5px"]]

These things are used as subdivisions or subtitles under the bigger title. For example, right now you are reading under the "Loosely Followed Format(s)" subtitle. Everything under these divs are pushed to the right using [[>]], and most often bolded.

主体DIV(Main Bulk Divs)

[[div style="color:#665731; background: #d1ed9a;padding: 15px"]]

This is what creates that nice minty color that you are reading over right now! Crazy, right? These are used for all the meaty actual ready (read as "read-y") bits. Not much else to say about them, you now know all the divs and what they do! Congratulations!

Now, there are some formatting things to expect in the future. As was said, we're hoping that at some point we may stumble upon a graphic designer to help us make some clean revisions to the divs, so they aren't so clearly just divs, but ah well. They look nice at the moment anyways. Maybe some borders, on the right and the left? May or may not happen.

What definitely will happen is, drum roll please… A CSS theme! Something nice to put over our Independent Projects (geo-eye formats, pure and simple) and our recorded Anecdotes From the Guys (stories we liked enough to bother recording for new recruits to read and / or retell around a campfire). Expect that in the future! Will it be the near future? The far future? Who knows! But the future it will be.

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