反英雄故事，dado著
dado电视剧劣质仿冒作品1的广告牌，为了这篇故事拍照片时还有怪人瞪着dado。
是的泥好我是dado。在你提温前，是的，泥是通过超火电视具“dado都市”以及一些很有名很受欢迎的当地产业比如dado美黑和洗衣，dado短期割草机租赁认识我的。如果有割草机维修温题请联席dado——全市最合理价格还送额外蜡。
最近，dado总是注意到奇怪事情发生。你知道的dado毕生都想成为伟大商人，或者说商业大师。但事dado也意识到dado五法拥有全部伟大点子。一些点子必须从别人那里得到（对dado来说真奇怪）。所以当dado看到伟大商人michael scoot2引用那句“你放弃的射门机会失败率是100%—-wayne graskem3”dado就想“emm让dado不错过任何shot4的最好方法是啥？”然后dado想到了！把dado身上发生的所有奇怪事情都写下来就可已确保dado不错过任何额外产业的机会。好的现在你知道这个故事的背景了。
所以dado当然是世界第一制药师，人人都之道5。dado经常接到得病的人的委托然后他们说“dado帮帮我们在药物试验期时候”。dado接着仔细思考，然后就做出能治病的药。dado很有名。有些时候是的药会有意料之外的副作用，但很简单这就是做声意的代价。dado经常有回头客而且他们从没有对副作用有过抱院。但事的确有人抱院是的因为他们都是傻瓜而且不懂好生意。
接着故事：dado有沉浸在好莱坞电影的刺激经历。dado觉得会有很多关众享受dado做的电影所以dado要进入这个产业然后出品超棒电影“dado：业界巨头”。这个电影展示dado怎么用超好dado牌产品治好病人，收道很多好评。另外电影里dado与犯罪集团scp和feds6抗争，仓鼠做dado助手。这个电影是所有点影里最棒的是的。
但事因为scp干涉，电影票房不成功。他们就说“dado你做不出好电影因为我们更有竞争力7于是我们压过了你的电影。”dado对这个很不满，但事dado明白群众更热爱经典作品套路。但他们会看着“dado：业界巨头”上映，打破常规大获成功。8
总之，一天晚上dado干完很难的工作后想者“现在我该好好放松，享受dado好电影”于是我看电影。但是，我主意道电影补一样了！一个奇怪的傢伙进入dado电影，在里面游荡。他把一瓶瓶dado好产品倒进马捅，还向警查举报dado导致仓鼠被feds抓！dado非常生气，于是dado对着电视说“嘿你这傢伙停止给dado好电影倒乱”。
他说“不你对人们做坏事。你的产品不好并且有害。我是英雄，我在救故事里的人，把电影变好。”毫无疑问他肯定是被那些垃圾电影公司比如scp还有feds派来的，想诋毁dado。
“你这里听好”dado说到。“你是在非伐入侵著名商人dado的财产。你要被剪辑掉不然dado就要采区法律措施”
“你不能”那个男人说。不敢相信这一切！dado现在想起来还生器。
所以dado现在面林选择。要么从一群不懂得欣赏dado好电影的傻瓜手里挣救电影9不然就啥都不做，承认dado被奇怪电视男打败。dado这么想着。接着dado意识到“我手边就友电影剧本10！”于是dado拿出铅笔和象皮，开始改剧本。
“等一等”电视男说道。“你不能改剧本。我是英雄，现在我掌控一切”
dado大孝起来然后说“不先生你是措误的。dado可是业界巨头！”
dado的员工，正在值行重要法律任务。
接着电影开始改变。dado现在在电影里是一群很受欢迎的的人的领袖，他们做执法任务，叫做“警查”。dado对警查说“看那里有个男人在用骗局和可耻方法给资本好企业捣乱。泥们要立刻逮捕他。”于是警查说“是的dado你是对的这个男人即将被关进监狱。”
电视男说“不等等你们为什么这样做我是好人我很善良你们在做坏事”。dado大笑说“这不是私人恩怨1112”。接着警查们把电视男关进囚车，把他送去了监预。电影里dado正在庆祝新生意仓鼠健身房的开张，并且继续与助手仓鼠一起打击犯罪集团scp。
这次奇怪是件结束后dado想着“emm也许我现在该修改一下电影标题来反应情节改变，顺便打击一下那些自以为比dado好的差电影公司！”于事dado拿出黑色马克笔然后在“dado：业界巨头”dvd上写下“dado：业界巨头还有警查带走反英雄并把他逮捕”。dado往后一坐，微笑着回忆打击奇怪电视男的霉好时光。
接着dado不兴地意识到他把新电影标题写在dvd错误一面了
如果泥还没有读奇怪电视男的故事就点连接读一读。故事是名叫bilit人写的。
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Footnotes
1. 译注：图上为sex and the city，欲望都市
2. 译注：指苹果首任CEOMichael Scott
3. 译注：指冰球传奇人物Wayne Gretzky
4. 当然这李的shot是指机会而不是真正的用武器射击因为dado所有生意地方都禁枪（当然除dado射击场和dvd租赁店以外）
5. 别相信scp和玛娜不慈善机金会的谎言，他们说dado不是最棒的因为他们都是傻哔
6. 译注：即联邦政府人员
7. 比不上dado
8. 想要“dado：业界巨头”dvd的人请拜访当地dado产业，获者把支票获者钱寄给列在所有dado产业的门上的地址。
9. 顺变dado保龄球场，dado迪斯科厅的优惠券随电影票附送別汪记
10. dado经长在睡前读“dado：业界巨头”的剧本
11. 译注：原文为Nothing personnel,kid.是国外流行的一个meme，personnel为personal的误拼，urban dictionary里面对它的解释是“当你瞬移到别人背后时会说的话，尤其是你拥有近战武器时（暗示他们接下来会被捅之类的）”。
12. dado有时会在网上读好玩的东西然后把它们加入日常用语这样可以对年轻人有吸引力
